i jerked off while driving once.

How did you cup the balls?

Never mind. I don't need an answer.

I didn't it was just a standard session.

I'm relatively confident a semi truck driver caught a nice flash.

Does anyone have any requests for this week's magazine?

talk about my unprecedented 6-0 start and the giant roadblock to 7-0 i face in the league champion/darling of the topical league

Darling?

this nigga said darling da fuq lol na u cool diode

diode brah what site sold u that frank-sized ego? cyber monday deal?

@Split Eight I just sauced blue to blue through 2 opponents leading to a perfect SH breakaway my last beer league game. 3 apples, 1st star of the game. Opposing team's goalie was a girl though which discredits me to an extent but the players were college/junior/HS experience type of cats

would toedrag/savard spin-o-rama u

r u a playmaker or a pure goalscorer

probs lol

we do just plain puck. trashcans out on the pond


i would lay down a Chara slap from the point and permanently disfigure the goaltender

Machismo impresses me.

just started game of thrones, this shit got incest out the ass, the fuck???

First you post about loving bros, then you start watching a show known for showing penises.

nigga why spoil it tho?? I want to see that shit with suspense naw mean now u ruined it

I just got off.

I said he is a roadblock to 7-0. Reading is fundamental!

LOOK ALIVE PEOPLE

IT'S THE DIVISIONAL ROUND

LETS STIR THE POT

Frank is a fagboy.