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has a tribal sleeve on his ankle
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his astrological sign is Scabies
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Dead@body language dislexia
An yo! Im mad fashionable. This nigga got dirty band aids in his fridge |
this nigga crosses his z's and o's
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lookin like he shaves with a laser pointer and a can of EZ Cheez
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This niggas heart pumps rust
Son got a pickup truck w his face on the door This dirty faggots favorite color is hepatitis |
dead @ face on his pick-ups door
he has a brand of a TapOut sticker on his left asscheek |
grew up on the corner of the Boulevard of Broken Dreams and Wimpy Ass Faggot Ave
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This dirtbag has skole flavored hotpockets on backorder
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went to the special olypmics for muff diving, fucked up the entrance n broke his collarbone
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his childhood hero was Trojan Man
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Nigga frames expired drivers license
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ima smoke a J bone then be back
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Has gravedigger's autograph on a pantera t shirt
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Hires a crane operator to pluck his mustache eyebrows
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Sleeps with a life sized cardboard cutout of a different member of Metallica each night
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Takes selfies after snorting a mixture of Frank Oceans dehydrated semen and a 10 year collection of Troy Polamalu's dandruff
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Cries while masturbating to his collectors edition VHS version of Spice World
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Preferred method of transportation is a custom painted razor scooter
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Goodness
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