Lol

Rawn fuck off u loser.

Aint nobody talkin to u.



Ok

Ne ways....


We need to find a mutual interest u both have that can take.place in a setting where u can fingerbang this hoe

Thats ur skillset pretty much right.now....right? Fingerpopping?


Do u drink or smoke weed?

Whichever one...that should be ur next text


Hey.....wanna smoke a blunt/drink sum 40s in that alley behind the chinklady shop?

shes a good girl tho
she said she thinks cursing is wrong

is that not hot or what bros?

Shes a lie.

An a slut.

She will be whatever u tell her to be malachi.

so my next text should be bags?

Are u a virgin?

^^^tgats ur next text....

IF THIS HOE TEXTS ME OK
ONE MORE TIME LIKE WTFFF
HOW TF U RESPOND TO THAT U DUMB BITCH

alrigh, sendin

What have u been sending her without my ok!?!?

She sayin ok cuz u askin her weird ass shit like the meaning of life!

i admit im too shook to talk to her irl

ive said hi but more than that im ghostin

im scared ill vomit on her tbh

she isnt texting me back after that virgin text

do u think shes planning on sendin me a pic of her coochie or nah

Breathe......

Shes debating

Shes waiting for u to fuck up an text her back... OH LOLZ JK

But were not jk mal

We wanna.kno tje condition of that cooter.

An yes....eventually u will ask her to send pics of her pussy.....but not yet....noooot yet.

she texted back "wtf u should probably stop txting me..."

i fixed it tho and said oohhh shit i meant to sent that to one of my homies

she said oh..

anyways i said wyd

she said nun...wby

i was hoping for a lol with this one bros

i said

i was singing

ok you have her where you want her

now text the following verbatim:

"i put on my robe and my wizard hat.."

bags do u approve of diode suggestion?

Wtf bags mission failure loooool

nah muff she doesnt want to come off as a ho


maybe i should make that move first?

This is the funniest thread ever....

Also i was on her fb looking at all her picture

i digged down to probably year 2009-10
lol at having fb in elemnteray anyways


i think she insecure

cause she was so chubby then maybe

and now shes like skinny and fine af.


Does putting girls down really make them fall for you?

Nice save!

Gone@texted that to one of the homies ahahahahaha


Ask her again now


So but forreal r u a virgin?

Im just cirious?




Do it now.

And dont ever tell that bitch u are signing again. Negalulz mal u will not get a lol with that shit. She is a formee fatty. Shes insecure. She wants u to accept her. She will be a slut. U need to make her