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Ouch 01-29-2021 07:32 AM

Buck up son, worst thing that can happen is severe public ridicule, life long shame and mental anguish.

Lol, nah man... its not that serious and let us know how it goes. With these sort of things the person doing it makes more of it than it actually is.

Objective 01-30-2021 10:31 PM

Word, will do! :) Got some other shit I'll update this thread with in the future as well that'll shut up the naysayers. Legally insane is a pretty cool and fucked up thing to deal with that'll personally get me on the road to self fulfilment, back on track and a life well spent. Success is only measured by your own genuine standards. Wish more people in this thread could realize that as well

sral 01-31-2021 06:11 PM

when is this meant to be scheduled in for now?

post vid

Eŋg 01-31-2021 08:27 PM

i think i'd rather perform poetry than deliver a talk/speech in public.

but ya post a vid when you done, and good luck.

Pakistani Hand Cannon 02-02-2021 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ouch (Post 799219)
Buck up son, worst thing that can happen is severe public ridicule, life long shame and mental anguish.

Lol, nah man... its not that serious and let us know how it goes. With these sort of things the person doing it makes more of it than it actually is.

absolutely fucking amazing...

you literarlly made a thread titled "Ever get scared of being called out for sports/band clothing?"

jeezus

Ouch 02-02-2021 06:57 AM

Scared wasn't the word I used.

And you're probably from some far off land... nigga your dad sells blunt wraps at the sunoco, and you aspire to be him some day.

get the fuck out of here.

sral 02-02-2021 07:53 AM

scared was the word you used bruh

Pakistani Hand Cannon 02-02-2021 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ouch (Post 799579)
Scared wasn't the word I used.

And you're probably from some far off land... nigga your dad sells blunt wraps at the sunoco, and you aspire to be him some day.

get the fuck out of here.

hurt hoe nigga move 101 - go for "your mom/dad" jokes asap.

you dunce, i quoted you directly.

sit down you prick.

Diode 02-03-2021 11:14 AM

fart exhibit sounds cool

what kinds of farts?

Objective 07-05-2021 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 799688)
fart exhibit sounds cool

what kinds of farts?

Idk, ask the person that changed the title with this stellar top quality joke. Sucks it got cancelled tho

That said, I've now moved out to become a proper bohemian (aka homeless bum around tgese parts). Going to be a nomad, travel the country and write shit on limited funds and write.

Smod of War 07-05-2021 12:26 PM

Fart exhibit lmfao

Sharp 07-05-2021 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Objective (Post 807956)
Idk, ask the person that changed the title with this stellar top quality joke. Sucks it got cancelled tho

That said, I've now moved out to become a proper bohemian (aka homeless bum around tgese parts). Going to be a nomad, travel the country and write shit on limited funds and write.

Damn, be safe bro. You have couches you can crash on and whatnot?

Objective 07-05-2021 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp (Post 807958)
Damn, be safe bro. You have couches you can crash on and whatnot?

A friend and her fiance is running a hotel together. I get heavy discount for a month or two, so starting out there in August. From there I got a couch in Hamar for a couple days and family up north.

Also got a membership in the Norwegian Trekking Association (Den Norske Turistforening), getting discounts on cabins with food along with the free ones for members without commodities. So planning to use that along with hammocks/tent and general camping. Currently living at my moms to save up a little.

My main goal is getting to the hotel, everything from there is a bonus to not put too much pressure on myself. But ye, got places to stay. :)

Want to finish writing a book or a poetry collection of sorts before I return. That's my goal. Will be interesting to see how it pans out, if it's for me or not.

kungfugrip 07-06-2021 03:53 PM

I went to a slam poetry thing once

I was looking around the room for the item that would end my life the fastest

Objective 07-06-2021 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kungfugrip (Post 808035)
I went to a slam poetry thing once

I was looking around the room for the item that would end my life the fastest

A pen and a mic would suffice

kungfugrip 07-06-2021 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Objective (Post 808041)
A pen and a mic would suffice

I could stab myself with the pen then drop the mic into a bath, very resourceful.

Sharp 07-06-2021 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Objective (Post 807967)
A friend and her fiance is running a hotel together. I get heavy discount for a month or two, so starting out there in August. From there I got a couch in Hamar for a couple days and family up north.

Also got a membership in the Norwegian Trekking Association (Den Norske Turistforening), getting discounts on cabins with food along with the free ones for members without commodities. So planning to use that along with hammocks/tent and general camping. Currently living at my moms to save up a little.

My main goal is getting to the hotel, everything from there is a bonus to not put too much pressure on myself. But ye, got places to stay. :)

Want to finish writing a book or a poetry collection of sorts before I return. That's my goal. Will be interesting to see how it pans out, if it's for me or not.

Nice, can't wait to hear about the Norwegian Kerouac with a history of text

Hope to read that when it's done bro

kungfugrip 07-06-2021 10:41 PM

A Fart Slam would be a pretty good idea with way more appeal that a Slam thing

Ouch 07-06-2021 10:54 PM

I farted in a jar as a kid… and had someone else open it up later….

It indeed does work.

kungfugrip 07-06-2021 10:59 PM

Any woman thats prepared to become a man should really know how disgusting we truly are


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