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lookin like the white trash spawn of Satan
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How you going to have a tattoo of Kim-Jong Il?
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Josef Mengele is his nutritionist
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Looking like he dropped the soap in the prison shower and a big black dude came up to him and gave him a new bar.
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Dustin 'The Sea Serpent'' Dustin
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lookin like Oliver Twist had a toddler's twitch
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Looking like a giveaway bobblehead in the recovery crystal meth addicts' softball league. |
known in Detroit as the Toucan Ass-sniffer
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He fits through doggie doors as part of his house-robbery team.
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Recovering Hare Krishna.
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lookin like he crawls through tunnels
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he only knows two modes of living, "gerbil" and "ratface"
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That tattoo over his heart is actually a blueprint for the crop circle he left in Nebraska last week.
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Insane Clown Parakeet
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lookin like his adam's apple and his nose switched places
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alien shape head vs. child predator
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Once ate three meals in one day. Once.
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lookin like he snorts gravel and bakes mud pies
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He tried to hang himself, but that fucking jackhammer of an Adam's apple cut through the rope.
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