I hope someone walks up and punches Swerve in the balls today.

YO LISTEN EVERYBODY, SWERVE IS FINANCIAL SECURE AND ALMOST WELL OFF. IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS, JUST ASK HIM. HE WILL CONDESCENDINGLY TELL YOU ALL ABOUT! SRS!

Maybe its like one of those guys that walks around saying how big there dick is, but in reality there hung like a termite

No I think Swerve is rich and hung.

Yes.

No.

Don't see relevancy to the fact that your comment was stupid.

I have never met or seen anyone in my life that does that

Its said that the more you talk about something aloud that your trying to get other people to beleive it when in reality its not true....like false bragging...

didnt mean that specific incidence @Split

YOU NERDY FUCKER!

@SiK SHOULDNT U BE BUSY BOMBING INNOCENT VILLAGES BRAH

LMFAO

Yo im not deployed atm....And if you really give a fuck about anyone in any other country thats not realated to you go hug a tree and hold hands with someone

See, you are clearly taking this the wrong way. You seem to think I'm going around spouting how great my life now is to give you all some sort of sense of my dominance over you, when in fact its just to show Strikt how meager his life is. I think everyone else is a stand up individual on this board. Just not Strikta. Carry on.

I'm allergic to trees


And holding hands

And being cool :)

oh shit sik w/ the haymaker

6 foot flat

This might as well have been a dick length thread, considering the fact that people are trying to one up eachother anyways.

if i knew how to make my runescape character(s) cry they would be righte now

fixed

fixed

I'm also 5'11 in width too.

Were you in Afghanistan?

im 6'2