hmmmm, I killed prostitutes, ran over cops, and drop kicked pedestrians.

oh wait, that was in GTA.

Quick! Throw a pokeball at it!

Late to thread but i have 0 shit on my record after turning 18. Just a speeding ticket.

Misdemeanor assault as a juvenile which was to be wiped if i did community service and kept a homework journal which was my "sentence" in teen court where i was hilarious and killed with a jury of my peers

#thuggin

I was also arrested a couple times but nothing came of it as a kid. B and e as a youth but we didnt break in the door was open. Just an abandone building we trashed lol. Also shot a bb gun at neighbors moving in but played it off like i was shooting at birds which i was also told was illegal but just had to apologise and had the bn gun taken

I knew this thread wasn't for me from the title but first 5 posts itt furiously confirmed my suspicions at warp speed LMFAO

Stfu stupid idiot you ain’t shit

introduce me to urself homie fagot

How about I introduce this cock to your whole family

He has a daughter. And you'll surely go to prison and be targeted by the inmates for doing anything like that.

thanks seadad that was helpful

imagine my dismay when I search thru posts for 5min of my life only to find out that this fagot is penis pump mouth himself? zelph!? WHO TF CHANGED THIS FAGOTS NAME BACK

@Allen Knight

This nigga come back tryna run pockets

SMFH

Never caught A’s a juvenile. Plus I ain’t swearing shit here

Fuck dat. Pussy lips a cop. I’m good.