Much like your desperate reaches, Finny has some too.

When a dirt person can't compete in life they resort to making up slights.

Wow.

Oh you finally got me on some grammar. PASTIME.

Happy?

You get your wife some braces yet?

I was not asking you, toad.


Finny....who is snaggle tooth? I am legit curious?

Fin lol! Tell me the story of diodes wife's teeth plz

This is some quality thread shitting-on

Props guys.

No prob, jude.

Diode's wife has a fucked up grill, or did when they first got together.

Luckily my baby mama had braces when she was YOUNGER so I get to spray some perfectly aligned pearly whites every night.

Life's not a competition. But if it was, I've got an awesome 4 year old who loves the shit outta me and I get to see him every day.

I call that winning.

For this tasty morsel I will take you under my wing. The only condition is that you listen to every thing I say. Yes or no?

Lol negged

I mean... you're not really a d bag so I don't want you to take this the wrong way or whatever.

People have tried and tried to help me not be so... me. It's probably extremely frustrating to about everyone I know.

Funny thing is... same people who try to help will say things like "Just be yourself. Don't care what other people think and you'll feel a lot better." But then get annoyed with me when I try to do just that.

I don't know how to be anything but I am. And trust me, I've tried. It's not a matter of changing my internet persona, or changing my IRL persona. My personality is always going to rub people the wrong way. I've just got to learn to accept THAT. Which I'm trying to do. If you've heard my music over the years, I used to be way more introverted and motivational. Now I'm more braggadocios and probably more arrogant. Either which way, people are gonna hate.

I make music for myself when I get the chance. Right now, I don't have a mic. I was thinking of using my webcam to do some free verse shit but I've never really gotten into making my own videos and shit.

I just feel like people need to realize when being funny is alright and being an asshole is entirely different. Sure, we can all make jokes and have a good time. But the fuckers that watched that kid take pills on his webcam and talked so much shit like he wasn't gonna do it and shit, those fucks deserve to die IMO.

I really wouldn't put it past Diode or some of these other dudes to try and get me to do that. And that's pathetic. I'm just a dude like everyone else trying to figure this fucked up place we call reality out.

I don't really wish anything bad to happen to anyone, I'm not that hateful. But I definitely wouldn't back down if it came down to protecting me or mine. And what's hilarious is everyone tries to attack my family because they know I'm sensitive about it.

Notice I'm making fun of Diode's wife for her fucked up teeth. I'm not saying she's a whore and should go eat a bag of elongated black dicks. That's just in poor taste. Really, in all actuality, talking about someone's family is never right. But I put my joke in the "your momma is so fat" category vs. "your 3 year old neice could get fucked by a gang of crips on 32nd street." Which is like the worst thing I could think of right now.

I dunno... I'm probably getting way too in depth with this shit. I'm stoned, it happens. Fuck off if you don't like it.

Lol will never read

Ur feelings legit hurt tho itt obv. Sad to see.

On my life Rellicks gives more in-depth feed to discussion posts than anyone does for Open Mics.

You won't read, or you can't read that many words cuz you're such a fuckin idiot you wouldn't understand it?

Okay piece. Work on some wording. Thanks for the read!

Well then, that was awesome.

If what I said wasn't true, about how I'm always going to irritate people, then why did you write a full break down of my post?

No matter what I say, someone is going to call me names or my kids, or my girl, or whatever. I get it. Doesn't mean I have to like it.

I'm just trying to stand up for myself. I wish I could just ENJOY the "netcees experience" because you guys have SO MUCH to offer the world. I've listened to tracks here, I've dropped feed. I'm not much into text rapping, kinda think that shit's really lame seeing as that I've been recording and making beats for so long.

Why would I deny the fact that I love hip hop and love doing what I do just because you guys don't like it? I know I like it, and that's what matters to me. I can't even make a new thread to post something when I make it. You act like I'm doing something wrong by talking to you guys.

I feel like I can't ever get a seat at the lunch table with the cool kids just because I talk funny. If this sounds like a childish thing to say, maybe it's cuz I'm 30 and still never have.

If I dreamed my whole fucking life about owning a red ninja turtles bike, then when I get money I might fucking buy that god damned red ninja turtles bike. If not for me, for my kid so he can have what I never did. That's not something that's dishonorable or pathetic. That's just human nature.

I can't deny the fact that something irks me about people not liking me. It's probably because deep down, I'm afraid of my son going through the same shit. Reason why I don't like people calling my son names is the SAME goddamn reason I don't like people calling me names, but exponentially so.

I can't help the fact that I'm a rambler. I'm a fucking flood gate of useless information. I tell it to everyone. You think I'm bad on here? I'm worse in reality.

Maybe I just won't ever get it. I'll never be one of the cool kids. That's fine, I guess.

But it doesn't make you assholes any more right for excluding me. If I feel like I still haven't been able to figure out how to be "cool" than how am I supposed to teach my son?

Idgaf about the future, save what's best for him. The rest of the world could burn and wither and die as long as he was safe.

Fuck'em.

Fucking annihilated at pancake feed

this.

finny going ham at diode lately and i dont wanna miss out on a killer insult

lmao pro frost a top tier lame tbh