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Is faggit and proud
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Has never met a girl... Or woman unless she goes by mom
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HAS JAY Z FUCK DOLL
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HAS A MOM BUT SHE IS A ROCK IN VENEZUELA
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DAD IS THE LOBSTER FROM THE MERMAID MOVIE YOU KNOW THE ONE
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Aesop is his God
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HE DOES LOOK LIKE A LOBSTER ROCK ACTUALLY
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IS ONLY MAKING COMMENTS BASED ON MINE IS A CAPS LOCK BITER
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pancakes are made with spoiled milk swag
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CAN'T RELATE TO OTHER OLD PEOPLE BECAUSE OTHER OLD PEOPLE ARE NOT CHILDREN
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HAS A GENERALLY NICE DEMEANOR IN REAL LIFE AND IS SOMEONE YOU CAN DEPEND ON
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Bites more, wishes it was quality food
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OWNS DROVE A CAB BUT SOLD DRUGS OUT OF THE CAB WHEN HE WAS CAUGHT THREW A LOBSTER
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Wants to spot u in the gym so u can spot him for some money
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Took drugs from a cab driver
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HAS A KEEN EAR FOR HIGH QUALITY TAMBOURINE WORK
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Is now alone at motel
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DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORD QUOTE
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IS ALWAYS ALONE IN HIS HEART WHICH IS SOON TO EXPLODE
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Bench presses his back against the wall when the bills are due
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