Pink slip battle time...

No dick riding. No crew votes

this def some faggot zelph shit.

set it up

Name all 10 senses.

Now.

Go.

Only those who listen carefully and withstand the test of time will be worthy of knowing such things.

No.

Tell me.

Im not sure whats going on here but i think i have a hemorrhoid on my butthole. Its high tho. Like its at the top of my butthole and outside. I pictured a hemorrhoid being like your butthole falling out. This isnt that. Its like a bump on the outermost edge at the top of the ring. I hope its just an ingrown butthole hair. Im too embarassed about it to get it looked at so i hope it just goes away. If not im gonna live with a painful butthole forever.

Welcome to netcees

Da god saving threads since time immemorial

Get some cream. Or get a hot female doctor and hope her hands stray to your penis.

I say this because I went to a shrink today and she is EXTREMELY hot, and I can't stop thinking about fucking her, black hair, blue eyes, the stereotypical Galway girl (look up the song) it's killing me man, I think I'm going to seduce her.

Give it a shot brother

Im going to order preparation H online so i dont have to bring it up embarrassingly to the hot black haired blue eyed chick at the register of a cvs drug store

I can't because I have a pregant gf and that would make me an awful person.

@10 Senses

For real, welcome to NC

Just have a sense of humor and an open mind and you'll be fine. Where you from? You do any rapping/writing/production?

Stop being nice.

That is my job.

I didn't know this was me

Shit my bad

Sense you can relay any personal connection inquiries to witty

I have hemroids so bad I shit blood

Go with the ointment. The cream is worthless.

@Bags too bad it didn't crawl inside and eat your colon

Yea...that is too bad. A REAL FUCKING SHAME. FUCKING DICK HEAD MOTHERFUCKER. seriously tho I let a 300lb Hawaiin finger fuck my asshole while I jerked off onto a purple 2 dollar salvation army women's peacoat w three 3 fingers an each one is that size of ur wrist. Now I just lie awake at nite an think of how things used to be.