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sral 11-12-2015 11:18 AM
how is sucking your own cock gay in the slightest?

Useless 11-12-2015 11:21 AM
This thread took a turn for the worse

Inno 11-12-2015 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by sraL (Post 550142)
oh shit I remember that time I was dirtperson broke and bought some of that cheap nasty sandpaper toilet roll shit

during the inevitable wipe/wet tissue my middle finger broke through the papers surface and slid directly up my own asshole

my asshole pretty much clamped shut in horror, it hurt like a bitch too

I don't know if it was the shock or the sudden blind panic of adrenaline kicking in but I came a little down the side of my leg before wiping up with the shitty tissue and flushing that bitch away fast as I could never to speak on the matter again
Lmao how hard to do you wipe?

Batty 11-12-2015 01:29 PM
Anybody ever been in a shituation where you only got paper towels and no tp on deck tho?

Desperate times/ desperate measures.

Butthole feeling like you sat down on Sonic the Hedgehog while he was charging up the spin dash.

Hush 11-12-2015 01:37 PM
Shit felt like it was made out of quilted uranium

Ghost1 11-12-2015 02:13 PM
Had to use magazine pages before

That shit changed me forever.

Chill Phil 11-12-2015 03:39 PM
That nigga Hush got doo doo under his thumbnail

Batty 11-12-2015 03:39 PM
The passage into manhood is paved with a shit hitting you in the woods and having to lose a sock.

Even Bear Grylls had a hotel room for that.

Dope girl 11-12-2015 05:34 PM
Nun wrong with it

veritas 11-12-2015 05:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Batty (Post 550345)
The passage into manhood is paved with a shit hitting you in the woods and having to lose a sock.

Even Bear Grylls had a hotel room for that.
OR A WIFE BEATER.....TWICE....LOLZ


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