Lookin like his favorite t-shirt in his closet says "I Like Your Derriere, Monsieur"

He looks like he works at a beach resort as a dual tradesmen: hermit crab whisperer and pool guy.

He looks like a giant hamster flunked out of the Anti-Defamation League.

He looks like the gay tailor from Rush Hour 2 ate too much Campbell's chunky chicken soup.

lol

lol

lol

This nigga looks like he has a penny loafer collection that also doubles as his spare change stash

This dude's so lonely that he takes selfies with guys 200 metres away.

lotta negalulz itt

@Batty

spamburglar is post of the thread atm

many reps

^ Vulgar going strong as always, I see you.



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This nigga look like one of the crocodiles that run at you in Donkey Kong Country.

Hair lookin like fried snakes in the front.

This nigga is a local lawyer who only defends disgruntled Fry Guys.

This nigga Xbox Live name is SARDINE DICK

lookin like he's window shopping in the Bermuda triangle for floral brimmed fedoras and Hillshire Farms summer sausage

He looks like an elongated meathead.

He looks like he hosts a historical podcast series about Chewbacca's family tree.

His face looks like the bearded guy from Impractical Jokers on groundhog day in a nuclear wasteland.

Looking like he asks for over-time and overbite pay.

He looks like all he eats are sugar cookies from the table at Alice and Wonderland.

He looks like Guillermo Del Toro's cousin named Taxidermo.

He looks like a physical manifestation of "what will get you fired" in Corporate America."

Looking like he hangs jars of purple hummus his mom used to make from chandeliers at Costco.

Looking like the Earl of Dumpster County.

Looking like he has three felonies and they're all based out of a bathroom in Texaco near a gay diner.

Looking like the captain of the Nincompoop Squad in Revenge of the Nerds 8.

Looking like he sews strait jackets outside of Game of Thrones conventions.

Looking like he prolly brushes his teeth w/ lamb shears.

The niggas forehead looks like it's straining to lift and curl those shades.

Looking like a flea market cop.

This nigga smoking aloe Vera out of a snorkel with a dirt bike muffler on it.

Way gone at Chewbacca's family tree, Fuuuuuuccccccck.

Looking like his gamer tag is always a variation of "GrOnK"

Looking like a bulldog ant from Charlotte's Web started listening to Fall Out Boy.

Looking like he beats off to home videos of Mormon elk hunting trips.

BAHAHA

Repped

KOTIKO is actually the Costa Rican word for: HIPSTER SHREK WHO SAVES HIS OWN FARTS IN TUPPERWARE.

This nigga got a sweater vest made out of Ewok pelts and breast sweat.

This nigga looks like a mail away Skylander

This nigga got a podcast called BIRTH DEFECTS ON THA BEACH

clothes smelling like hummus and toenails

This nigga lookin like a VeggieTales eggplant

Got a backpack with a folding chair, Gatorade in powder form and a battery powered neck fan for walking short distances.

Lookin like a Chic Fil-a cow as a lifeguard

dead

done @ fried snakes

as usual

@Batty, @Vulgar providing the greatness

this nigga went to the barber and asked him to fade his beard

fuck your glasses

This the nigga that trained Morgan on the Walking Dead tho.