Does my penis count?

Yes, it also knows the alphabet.

my penis

Yeah well yours doesn't count or know the alphabet.

Sleeping pills & a sex doll

Head dunked in the toilet

Death by reality.

wit

Dirty soul

@Amen

@Amen

Slim Jesus's gold chain

ill invent a highly addictive drug, give it to your neighbors to sell it in your community, and then watch the resulting devastation over the next 20 years as your home is torn apart by crime, addiction, and loss of resources. then ill campaign for president on an anti-crime anti-drug platform and be hailed as one of the greatest leaders our country has seen.

then ill shoot you in the face and grant myself a pardon.

A sandol