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Yeah you double up on t shirts and wear your cap backwards I'm outta here
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I got thickest n rawest chick if we wanna get technical on gfs my ncg's
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I'm not proud but also that's a sox jersey not a second t shirt lol you don't know the struggles of ny winter fella |
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It's a sad day when men brag about their women on a forum. Though in reference to the title I did once meet this man named fresh... he tried to get me to do the horizontal hokey-pokey with him. I promptly refused and he wept with the fury of twenty six pink rainbows.
As for my woman... I in all honesty am not at all proud of her. I just keep her around for sex and cleaning, I could care less if she gets set on fire. Raped or cheating, no since I am a man and I want my possessions to be only mine. But if she were to crash a car (that isn't mine, I'd be furious if bitch crashed my car) and flutter to the great garage in the sky I would mourn by drinking a quart of ale and convincing some fortunate woman that doing the boing bump will prove therapeutic to me and temporarily life-improving to her. But I have deviated from the original topic: if I had an ex who had a skilled vagina/butt in regards to yanking the pleasure from my fatherhood wand and she seeked a sideways sparring session I would likely oblige and then steal something of material value afterwards because I do believe I should be getting compensated for my time. |
Why thank you father, finally a post pertaining to the OP
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please tell me the greatfather or w/e from rb hasn't arrived to NC
the scrolls have prophesied the time he would come and we will be burned to death |
The Great Father was a hero to all. I simply thought he was a swell guy.
No, I'm just here to occasionally drop a drunk open mic and to incite the flames of intellectual exploration. Oh, and I hear some man-fucking freak named Veritas is here that has tried to steal my gimmick unsuccessfully when he isn't offering to sing and act and live showtunes for $6 an hour. He is MacDowells Hamburger Eatery, I am McDonalds. RB was loaded with people who couldn't win rap battles against a true hero. Oh, and I heard there was another impostor on here as well. |
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First it was the sass, then the overuse of "lol" and "kthxbai"... over-immersion into the "textcee" culture to where he believed it would earn him a paycheck and spicy men was a huge red flag. But this now where he's biting Bruce Jenner? He should be banned from the right to live for biting. |
Wow this thread is pure trash and shit posting
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So men talking about desiring a unilateral or divergent sex life with females is something you find makes you uncomfortable? Would you care to discuss why this is?
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why is muff posting in this thread with anything other than "no" and leaving? did I misread the title? |
@Fatherly Wisdom sometimes this guy hush gets a bit cranky when he hasn't had his daily dose of spermicide soup. Can't blame him though, he has curly hair.
@Dr Dog you are indeed a lmao |
zelph the gayest nigga to post here since that dude who was literally gay and wrote an OM about how he was persecuted
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I must be gay for loving women. Damn des you're so right |
I too prefer women as sexual objects, does this make me "gay" now? Because from what I recalled, gay is used to a man who likes to engage in sexual congress with men who are also male and/or who utilizes feminine characteristics at allure males.
I am a man and I only have sex with women, and I do this because my powerful masculine body demands I do so. So does this make me gay now, or do I need to start screwing bros to be "not gay"? Can someone tell me when the rules were rewritten? |
so you have two accounts?
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