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Plot 04-25-2015 03:11 PM

well its true

Urban Dialect 04-25-2015 03:53 PM

The Noah story is real, and did happen, it's been recorded in several places outside of the bible, that a worldwide flood took place. In the book of Enoch, it's explains in detail what happened, basically most of the water came from inside of the earth, it spew out like a giant geyser, like old faithful in Yellowstone, but this one is what created the mid Atlantic ridge , it was so powerful it cracked the land and push them apart creating the continents and shit you see today, the water RAINED back down, the Earth had to blow off a little stream, the core got hotter and all the water inside her erupted out like a women given birth, what scientist say took 1000 of years to happen only took 40 days, actually a little longer throw in a another 100 because the book also speaks about the natural disasters that happened leading up to the flood, but the main event only took 40 days.

Witty 04-25-2015 03:55 PM

And not a thing was provided to back up such outlandish claims.

What a surprise.

Urban Dialect 04-25-2015 04:11 PM

believe in the scientist, let them be your preist and teach you their doctrine which is the serpent milk that the children are nourish up on/ teaching that their is no GOD, nohting but locgic and science/ why is it that the poor black children don't drink it??? they drop out of school, they don't study, they don't go to college, but they'll go to church in a minute, what's up with that? but things will continue to go unseen and days will go by, until that day

Urban Dialect 04-25-2015 04:36 PM

Genesis 7:11

11 In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.

Witty 04-25-2015 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Dialect (Post 477350)
believe in the scientist, let them be your preist and teach you their doctrine which is the serpeant milk that the children are nourish up on/ teaching that their is no GOD, nohting but locgic and science/ why is it that the poor black children don't drink it??? they drop out of school, they don't study, they don't go to college, but they'll go to church in a minute, what's up with that? but things will continue to go unseen and days will go by, until that day

I don't even know what that crazy babbling.about black children was about, so i'll ignore it.

However, you are still yet to post anything that backs up your claims.

I will wait.

Batty 04-25-2015 04:52 PM

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Last edited by Urban Dialect; Today at 08:13 PM.
You actually edited that?

Badweather 04-25-2015 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Hush (Post 477121)
We all reacted to u being a faggot
The thread title could of been sup

Loooooooooool!!!

Urban Dialect 04-25-2015 06:16 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lktmmd7YnD8


Start it around 1:56, watch it from the beginning if you wanna see him destroy any arugment you may have.

Badweather 04-25-2015 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Dialect (Post 477361)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lktmmd7YnD8


Start it around 1:56, watch it from the beginning if you wanna see him destroy any arugment you may have.

The guy acts and moves like he's on something, but I watched the first four minutes on my phone, but I'm about to walk to my job with a few beers and watch the whole thing. Seriously.

Split Eight 04-25-2015 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Dialect (Post 477361)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lktmmd7YnD8


Start it around 1:56, watch it from the beginning if you wanna see him destroy any arugment you may have.


Slaughtered @ that crock of shit

uh-oh 04-25-2015 07:35 PM

i hate all of you

Hush 04-25-2015 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Dialect (Post 477351)
Genesis 7:11

11 In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.

I prefer lord of the rings

ribbit 04-26-2015 09:33 AM

Strong words from a corrupted Dish

Urban Dialect 04-28-2015 06:21 PM

When the water erupted out of the earth it changed the planet’s atmosphere. The atmosphere before the flood was able to support extremely large animals, which today’s atmosphere is not. The animals on the Ark would have had to be young animals in order to survive the world after the flood right? They say animals grow as big as their environment will allow, so their growth would have been stunted.



Book of Jasher
Chapter 6

5 And a lioness came, with her two whelps, male and female, and the three crouched before Noah, and the two whelps rose up against the lioness and smote her, and made her flee from her place, and she went away, and they returned to their places, and crouched upon the earth before Noah.

6 And the lioness ran away, and stood in the place of the lions.

7 And Noah saw this, and wondered greatly, and he rose and took the two whelps, and brought them into the ark.

El Muffin 04-28-2015 07:19 PM

Ok?

And?

Where's the moral Aesop


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