Oh i forgot to add, i has rough passionate sex with my mothers side nigga,
he ripped my ass something fierce with his long horse cock reaching the inner core of my soul every thrust & i'd scream with pleasure rubbing my bald head. I never told my dad she had a side dude because she would tell all the people that pretended to be my friends about it. We were also fucking raw. till this day we haven't spoken.

I felt like a piece of shit but realized, i needed that dick in me. I just thought they were friends. I guess my moms argument was, she was sucking his dick an letting him fuck her raw giving her jelly donuts not even knowing i was sucking it too an letting him penetrate me raw.

Crazy.

Deep story bro.
Respect for carrying it with you in such a manner that isnt child like.. but rather G.
You were lucky though man.. if your boy hadnt been there it may have not turned out as well as it had. You did what i would have done in response by stompinv his shit like that. Anything else would have been bitvh made and shook after getting sliced up like that.

Congrats on the wedding yo. And big ups to your boy.
Thanks for the story.. i have many similar stories but thats for another thread. 1

Reaching the inner core of my soullll!!!!!! Lmaoo gone @ the wonderful descriptive imagery hahah

What a lame loser you are, Bags.

Lol @ the user title tho. Funny.

Dirt bag shit, IMO. I had no idea my sister was dating them. Kind of like if I had a brother and was fucking his girls. It's wrong.

On my life I was and will continue to be 100 in this thread

Ill be back for the lols in a bit

Why dick lips sayin my name tho

For creating that "AMENN" account.

Just read that post, btw.

Who ever that is, you a true homo.

Fucking weirdo.

U lonely bro

I didnt make thqt account but obv no1 likes u here so it could be virtually any1

i'd contribute to this thread but i'm pretty sure i've posted everything there is to know about me already?

Guys let's not augure or fight it will never end.

when i was like 9 i shit behind my buddies garage and we all laughed about it.

when i was like 11 i was throwing rocks into the air and swinging at them with a broken broom handle and it slipped out of my hand and went kartwheeling sideways through the air and hit this black chick in the forehead and split her shit, i panicked when her mom poked her head out the window to see why her daughter was screaming and i ran home.

i got into a fight with my next door neighbor once on a trampoline and his dad was partying with his buddies, kicking a flat basketball to his dogs and shit, well anyways as i was leaving after beating his kid up (i pushed him down like a G) i got WHACKED in the face with the basketball. purely accidental. but i was crying and leaving at the time i was struck and thought they did it on purpose, told my dad and he went over there ready to beat the shit out of those hillbillies but came back laughing with a beer when he found out what really happened. i was pissed.

uhh.

mostly shit like that. im trying to delve into the DATABANK

A private fact nobody knows?

Uhhh.

Hmmmm.

I dunno.

When I was a teenager I once had a zit on my dick that I thought was cancer and didn't dare to touch it, and then it burst and I nearly cried.

I dunno what else to say, I'm really not that mysterious.

Everyone confessions, I don't got nun hide

Word I hide from nuns in confession too.

yea witty that happened to me too, not on my dick but my PUBIS region. thought i had herpes. it was unpoppable tho, like the size of a pencil eraser, like a BOIL.

turns out it was an ingrown hair tho, ended up LANCING IT and it was all blood tho. i was expecting nastiness like puss and shit. but nah.

and i posted on PR about it i'm sure.

I'M OPEN WITH MY LIFE.

thats why i despise aliases and weirdo shit. just be yourselves

slayed @the pinpoint accuracy of the flying broomstick lmaoooooo
damn dog hahahaha

and oh the shame you must have felt when pops came home after getting twisted with his new friends and laughing on your account.

that sucks man
i can say this though -my dads laughed his ass off at my being the cause of a joke plenty of times. i think weve all been there bro

that broom though lolol

Every1 itt either robbing sum1, beating sum1 up or bangin chiks

Lol stfu

Mad paragraphs i tried to read were crazy boring an i skipped em tho

Lol at 5 yr old hush being forced to shoot bums w a pellet gun tho.....sounds funny....but then u think about an actual 5 year old....they dont wanna hurt people...specially not by shootimg a gun (bb gun but still) at them....lol wtf hushes dad?

Knuck crazy fucked up if true also


I could post shit that altered my life forever itt but no1 doin it right so ill just be checkin back in to read sum more troll stories later i spose.



On an i aint read genos nither lmao

Just the.... DID U FORGET WHO THE FUCK I AM part....which leaned me lol

I shot my best friend in the eye with a bb gun once.

I had a gun put to my head by the UDA when I was 15 for throwing bricks at the pub they used to meet in, does that count?

I'm trying to think of things that make me sound TUFF.

Both are true tho.

Tell evsryone about the butt stuff witty