dude is killing it right now.

herpe 4 life

you are so bad at this.

all you need are some tildes and the time machine to 2002 will be complete

lmao he didnt even pause that shit.. this nigga homo for realz

THIS WIGGA IS LITE/...angry electrician... I'LL HIT OUT YA LIGHTS/
Herp-pees out a vagina like VERITAS' PROMISCUOUS WIFE//
in a PHYSICAL FIGHT i'd leave this TEXT LAME DEAD/
i see the BITCH THATS INSIDE you like im wearin sum Marvel X-RAY SPECS//
LETS TAKE BETS... this CATS LOYALTY rests with DICK TO RIDE HARD/
you couldnt RAP ROYALTY if you used a played PRINCESS DI BAR//
I "cum EQUIPPED WIT FIRE ARMS" like "JOHNNY STORM-IN a PORN FLICK"/
I'm PURE SICK like Necrophagia on HORSE DICK/ you could CRE-ATE SCREEN-NAMES...
...on E-BAY for THREE DAYS, & couldnt get any MORE-BID//*** (MORBID)


that next lvl shit, this lame aint really ready tho

HRP GOT BARZ

Gamble? is dat u?

Walks into the cypher.....cracks knuckles....pulls out pocket....

Look bitch! See this? It's time you hold it.
Turn your soul to an orgami vagina every time I fold it.
I'm the doctor, for me to even speak to you is an honor
Cuz u the product of an incarcerated father and trailer park mama
Your head looks like a suitcase filled with jello and dildos
Your frame the same as frodos and bilbos
You got the kinda face that molested kids have
And you act in a manner like it was dad
What you know bout Dat lex mancat playa?
What you know bout the art and the psychology playa?
Your social game is actin like you live trapped in an elevator
You chubby little scrotum face, I cut your heart out with a razor

bro if you weren't a literal queer, you would know that girls have pee holes
your weak flows are the quadriplegic tryna shoot free throws.

stick to man poems.

and if you are going to CAP anything, at least ensure the syllables capped match.

HRP:

you aint shit. I am the power of interdimensional virtual transmogrification
your trailer park is a meth den, a molestation haven, stepdad pawned the playstation
YOU ARE CAUCASIAN, so what you nigga about?
and your face don't match so this triggers my doubt
ask Tim Erlwein, V been known to snatch a wiggers clout....\

You missed too much class....BEULER?
and ya mom says I've got "PEP-SEE?" when I "Mount-and-DO-HER".

my records 11-1 with two accomps, yours is a lowly 9-3 with zero to show for it

you're here solely to make up the numbers faggot

plz dont get out of pocket unless youre prepared to post a verse/face my wrath

you are a homosexual.

11-1 in topicals. congrats faggot.

you can type up story's that rhyme.

lol @ this nigga...

obv the accomp listed with 'battle league' was for topicals obv, right?

sure thing, vajglossoraptor

battle me coward!

i'm retired from text battling as of two weeks ago, just thought i'd show HRP what the precident was like here before i hung up my dell keyboard tbchampion

Smart move fatty.

he hanging up his diary and fluffy pink pen.

lmao veritas mad his wife got 50lbs on me

for shame

she doesn't.

battle me coward.


YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO BRITS WHEN V EMBARKS THE VENDETTA
KNOW I RIP YOUR MAN TITS TO BITS WHEN I SPARKS THE BARETTA
YOUR FAT FACE ATTACHED TO A WHALE THATS PARKED IN YOUR SWEATER
FUCK WHAT YOU WRITE, SPOKEN WE CANT UNDERSTAND A LETTER
COCKS? YOU LEAVE IT ON THE "FEELED" WHEN YOU PULL A DOUBLE HEADER
AND YOUR WIFE WILL CHEAT BC YOU PREFER SEX WITH MALES BETTER
IF YOU LUCK UP AND HAVE KIDS THEY WILL FILL YOU WITH REGRET SIR
BECAUSE THEY WILL BE UGLY CHUBBY AND STUPID LIKE YOU, NOW BET SIR.