You niggas must be high to be typing all that weird shit.

Ego.

Bags Dan and baby just obliterated my poop house and made me shart in the shower. Which kind of worked out tbcharmin.

I would stab the back of his hand then slice his other wrist when he threw it up. Might have to slice his throat after that, in self defense, of course. All jokes aside Aero legitimate light work..

this for the most part

Haha haha haha haha, I must've gotten drunk and told you about that time I beat the shit out of that submarine in yokosuka!

@Dancake I pistol whipped him in the teeth

The internet is filled with tough guys. Don't hate me for being a mega alpha with a pistol. Come get the front of your rib cage blown out through your hamstrings, if you wanna test my words.

*makes gun noises with my mouth*

at this point in my life i need to be hit at least once or twice before I retaliate.

when i was younger i used to snuff kids for looking at me in an off way

I admire all those saying they don't start fights.

I can not say the same thing myself, if I have a few drinks in me and someone is trying to act like a big guy at my expense, I will punch him. I was always taught never to take chances...cuz I don't know who that guy is or who he's involved with, he may just be a drunk idiot or he could be someone more sinister, so put him down before anything else can happen...makes sense to me, pre-emptive self defense.

Fighting seems to have more negative connotations in the USA than here...it's just something to do when drunk.

Wait wait wait.

You're telling me an Irishman gets a few drinks in and wants to fight?

I don't believe you, Witty. Not adding up

lol

It's funny because Irish people fight when they're drunk.

Chris y u do dis

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So, I look at the discussion page and I notice there's a 5 star thread and I'm all like no fucking way tho.

yes way tho.

Batty be leaning me.

Dad's here.

these days I find its easier to resolve the situation rather than fight.

tbh it aint worth it.

bail is expensive
jail time for what?

ohh and the real possibility you might grt your ass handed to you?

im good

Seems like a well-adjusted response to most things.

Rawn'ing hard.

I'm square ? Your the one that's square man!