I threw up the gingerbread pancakes my woman made. That was around noon, and right after I took a nasty spraying liquid shit. It sucks sticking your face into a toilet you just blew up. Still had jack hammering head ache until about 2 pm. Shuved my hang down in my girl mouth upon waking from a little nap, then I drilled her for about 45 good hard seconds as we both climaxed together. Then I watched some motivation videos on YouTube. The. I wrote an inspirational RAGE poem thing I attached to a picture I took of a hawk taking off from a branch, with another hawk still perched. Got 4 likes. Probably too brutal and honest for all these fake ass happy bitches on my friends list. Then about four episodes of Roseanne season 1. Was gonna go get some Voodoo donuts and drop by a strip club I used chill at while my uncle worked the door. Decided fuck no, I ain't going out. Now I'm in bed. Lights off, writing this slop to Eminem - Evil Twin from phone. Didn't pick it, random. Just pressed play to drown out some shit the girl was playing on her phone. I want a dab now though. Gonna make a trip to bathroom and look through some old wax paper we got piling up with oil all over it, I was too lazy to clean off one hundred percent. Might write something fierce after I blow that shit out the window. Time will tell, I guess. Tomorrow is a beach we have yet to decide on. Probably take some sticks and teach the woman some more sinwali's and work on her form and mindstate. Gonna keep pressing on though.

And upon doing the dab... I feel like a new man. I reread what I posted and got really depressed. More than I already was. Said fuck this. Got baby up and she's scraping some more dab cuz the one I left her wasn't enough. She wants donuts. Donuts and titties don't sound bad. I'm sort of mean to her. I think if I started dying or choking, I doubt she'd do anything but laugh. She has kicked in the balls multiple times and left me floored. She is evil. She used to be fat or something so she takes it out on me. I whip her. I spank her. Eat her butt maybe. We're going out. I think. Maybe. Idk. All I know is damnit now I don't know. Woman just found this thing called It's Such a Beautiful Day. I guess it's a fucked up cartoon on netflix.

Just showed me this photo with a nice sunset and a father holding a little child's hand. It had text on it saying "Tell your girlfriend she's beautiful a 1,000 times, they'll never notice. Tell her she's fat, and she'll always remember. That's because elephants never forget." We laughed. Smoking cigarette. Not doing shit with my life. Feels great.

That was gold, Wise. Thank you.

Bb wins. Always wins.

WANNA FUCK BB IM BUTT

Sleepy. Maybe tomorrow.

Don't get him sick, though.

Ha Jesus @Wise Wiggles. All of you guys have me crackin up

Woke up this morning, thinking I escaped the hangover. I took a nasty shit, the kind that slips out of your ass like a Dairy Queen swirly machine, leaving your butthole burning with trauma. By noon, I realized I must've still been drunk earlier, because I suddenly felt hungover. I forced syrup-soaked pancakes in my mouth and fought through the shakes, sitting in a smelly Denny's surrounded by ugly people feigning happiness. I returned home and smoked a bowl, only to discover cat shit lodged between the rug and the tv stand, with a smell attached to my gag reflex. Weed no longer settles my stomach, as I find myself with my hands on my knees blowing chunks into the litter box. Without showering, I change into my work clothes and head to a job I hate, with a boss who sucks, and wonder where the fuck I went wrong in life

My girlfriend just turned over and sighed. "Nicole, stop googling." But I can't. What if I miss something. What if this odd sleeping schedule doesn't mean insomnia? What if it's something worse, like bipolar disorder or some other chemical imbalance? Eh, who cares. By the time I reach the 24hour mark, I'll have a natural high. Never mind tomorrow when I wake up at 5 in the afternoon depressed and hooked on misery. Never mind my heart and major organs that I've coerced to endure 40 hours of consecutive sleeplessness. Never mind the random outbursts of temper tantrums that still rage out of this 26-year old body with a 7-year old brat of a brain. I wish I could just fall asleep and it'll be tomorrow but it gets worse when I close my eyes. How precious rest is, to be physically tired but mentally wired like interwoven brainwaves of a hundred crack addicts on their best high.

mmmmm
 

Bode u do chicks now?

I mean no insult to her, but wasn't that shit obvious?

LoKl Bodi UR post too sad and lame U just ruined thread atleast be kinda funny j all sad u stupeud dyke whore stfu jezus crist l bb FUCKA hate U idiyote

I mean....lol

Lesbian look aside....she generally talks about getting plowed by cocks....this the first she made mention of women.... that im aware of ne ways.

^legit my thoughts too

Go to dear diary thread in open mic. There's an explanation there. Idk why everyone's gettin riled up over it. I'm still the same person for god sakes.

And @BANE BABY, you're getting blocked. You're the biggest piece of shit on this site and literally have no life but these threads. What do you do besides hit refresh button all day

I can't imagine that tagging BB in that way will lead to a fun time.

o no bb getta blocked by surfboard quen lesbo !! O LOOK I LESBIAN U GUYS SHOULDVE NOTICED THE OBSCURE HINTS I GAVE WHEN NOBODY READS ANYTHING I POST

ur nothing but a vaginers. no1 here wants to see anything u post except if tits dyke whore

lmao @ advertising ur horrible piece."going to open mic to xplane my lesbianess" LMAO WHAT?!?!?! ur just lesbian it isnt science stupid whore. u r not unique snowflake u curly haired carpet muncha. O MY GIRLFRIEND TURN AROUND WITH MORNING BREAF AND SAY NICOLE STOP GOOGLING. hope vulgar cuckolds ur gf and u in a hornified rage. please everybody don read it garbagICHIO

bb broke you

Lmao @ bb broke you. I guarantee you get no bitches and still live with your parents. It's funny, you're right. I get more pussy than you. Fuckkn faggot