my homie had 4. he got his lisence back but it took him years of bs

Mercules pictures home invasions like a scene from Taken. Neo slow motion bullets. Sliding over the dinner table, while dropping the magazine. Reloading, taking pin out of grenade. Panting. Firing a couple shots over the table blind. Throwing the grenade. Patio is now ruined. Thief calling in back up. Mercules barrel rolls behind the kitchen island. Throws flash bang. Fires 9 more shots. Reloads. Sweating now. Air full of gun smoke. Thief is hit, but only winged. Luckily, he has more shots. Fires again. Hits lamp. Fires again. Kills son. Fires again. Chandelier on the ground. Thief now not even hiding. Standing in front of sofa, puzzled look on his face. Mercules screaming. "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS." Shoots dog dead. Luckily has more shots than shotgun, reloads. Fires again. Bullet ricochets off mantle out the screen door and strikes a black youth in the head. Has to reload. Back against kitchen island. Looking like Bruce Willis in Die Hard except faggot. Takes picture of his wife out of his pocket. Closes his eyes and leans his head back against the island. A single tear rolls down his face. Thief is still standing in the middle of the living room. Has put his gun down. Mercules lets out one last guttural cry, leaps over the kitchen island while shooting blind. Trips. Thief walks out.

lmfao @ the ending

Slow clap tbh

Fuckin deaded.

u inspire me to write.

thank you.

Dude just raped this thread.

bb FUCKA dead he so dead

Better call Saul tbh.

That was art for arts sake

yes!!!!

If the high priced lawyer would help then pawn your shit, at least you could try and get it back but 4 offenses means you probably gonna do it again so back to the dancake story

I got a good goulash recipe for u

but yo @Genocide, keep ya head up

I mean... sht

Im breathing free air

That should improve ur outlook