the lesbian's girlfriend wanted to murder him

fyi everything uhoh described above was posted on pr as it was happening since he was about 15-16 or so onwards.

the chick i was fucking was ugly, but she had a perfect fat ass

her chick was basically a man, no cool hollywood lesbian scenarios happening

it was a gross living enviornment, they were dirtballs, had a bunch of dogs etc

but the main reason was i wanted to fuck the chick with a fat ass and pierced nipples all the time but it was always on her time and just hiding it from the dudechick was weird/stressful and everyone wouldnt leave me alone yo

one of my main problems with people is they like me too much. im trying to fuck off in my room and chill don't knock on my door yo and try to get me to hang out with you and your girlfriend, eat my dick

but im too nice and am just like yea sure ok

but word i meanit was just weird living there, getting blown and fucking once a week wasnt worth it

the dyke lesbian had 2 great danes and a pit, and the pit and the female great dane were fighting to the death once, and of course even tho they are lesbians and feminists and think women can do everything men can do, the second her dogs tried to kill eachother they scream and cry there little hearts out and i gotta go break up a vicious dog fight lmao

but word that was a random day. another random day thered be a bunch of dykes in the crib just hanging out

and they frowned upon me bringing beer in the crib and taking off drunk etc

they basically just harshed my vibe

True. Understandable.

I think uh-oh's dad is cool guy.