you had me at breakfast

I just got a salad from Chipotle for the first time in probably four years. It was delicious. That dressing is ridiculous.

If I had $50 million, I'd have small but nice apartments in New York, Washington, Baltimore (yes, I realize there's a redundancy to that), Chicago and Los Angeles.

Id be a hermit

srs

I'd also have an apartment right next to Fig's cave. We'd play gin rummy once a week and otherwise never speak.

this response says something about you


and I would have one house here and one in the Caribbean


other than that, hotel life

I have friends in many cities? I dislike sleeping in shitty beds?

it means that you are a drifter

I wish. Instead, I end up never going anywhere because of insufficient funds (for that kind of travel, at least). When do I get my $50 million?

sorry it was a hypothetical question

I probably should have wrote that.

Right now

How to dress well was awesomeeee

If I had 50 million dollars I would buy this site and ban all members of ATR except Geno and namix.

And I'd still have 5 milly left to wil' out nahmean

I'd fuck Pancake for free. Just sayin

If I had 50 mil id build a time machine, go
Back in time and not eat that burrito I just ate

Could I have it, @oats?

Yes. It's actually the best burrito I've ever had by far, this place juanitas in San Diego. But I thought my window for eating it was smaller than it was in reality, so I ate it when I wasn't really that hungry and now I'm paying for it/shitting my Brains out

This might be the best modern R&B song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fNtipp5RLs

if I had 50 mill i'd star a few small businesses to keep money coming then to go to charity work across the world so I could help ppl while still visiting cool places...
then i'd buy decent housing in the 4 corners of the us and keep my place here in ky

I would buy woody harrelson and have him follow me to places