Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ (Post 747313)

HOF nom'd.

When light tells ruroni his "sword is my mind" it's a pure stroke of utter GENIUS...imho. What at its surface appears to be a simple comparative analysis of individual strengths between anime characters clearly evolves into something more. Light yagami is a serial killing anti-hero; Ruroni kenshin is a redeemed serial killer. While the phallic misnomer "sword" is most mistaken by neophytes with the pre-tokugawa weaponry prevalent to the old warrior class of ancient Japan...here it is obviously a reference to sweaty cocks. The sword is his mind...basically, light is a nerd who has been 'mind fucked' by kenshin ie under his homoerotic spell.

The beauty of it is...there's also a double entendre, cleverly hidden to all but the most worldly, cosmopolitan and circumspect of readers. Luckily, i am on of those few brave men. The "grand match" here is an allegory. One match, one Roman numeral. Grand 1? Yeah...an obvious reference to the great war. World war one. During which the " Dutch " embodied by light who clearly smokes pot and thus was a " dutch master " finally emancipated the people of the Malay who had been under their rule for approx. three centuries. The overall reference to anime is a reference to smaller Asian people - tied with your dutch reference this is the only logical conclusion. To be concise, the third (and ostensibly the first) reference between swords and minds is an ode to the emancipated rage of the malay people during this era, where the gentle spirit of that population would sometimes be released in sublimation. At times the frenzied whispered in that dark language...they whispered it with awe: "amok". When these men "ran amok", they would sometimes murder entire villages with little more than the wishbone of a chicken, and a sacred jade dildo in the shape of a cow dong. VERY perceptive analysis here sinacog.

The second paragraph continues your unrivaled skill as a bard referencing Einstein's theory of relativity vis a vis thought experiments of molesting (legal 18+) Madagascar dime pieces while jerking off to future issues of playboy on a beam of sunlight. And there's the real twist. Light is not an anime character. He's simply a reference to relativity theory, or we advanced apes grasping at the collective Maya that 2.5 millennia of Plato worship has left us crippled with. Accordingly, it is clear that you are sounding the clarion call to freedom from dichotomized, psychopathic, myopic western thought which has projected its own shadow upon the world post renaissance glory and lutheran angst/repression into a global world war 2x in like 30 years. Basically, you're saying that unless we fuck as many 24 year old Indian dime pieces as possible in the 2020s, the spirit of mahayana Buddhism will devolve into its practical brother zen. This egregious miscalculation of semen reserves can only be saved by wearing a pikachi costume during 3:33, peak numerology, with which a small slit you release the utter masculinity of your jelqed donkey dick, letting it sway proudly in the wind. And that's only the first few lines bro my mind is utterly blown.

Like i said...HOFnom'd