you got no heart. you got hit with a slight jab and signed out after not going .500, yet you still posturing like you tough and not hiding under that alias. So what is your choice: Are you a pussy because you can't accept defeat and left the league but still post comments or are you a pussy for going undercover against two rusty niggas and swaying in our match when you thought the L was coming?

You fragile and emotionally weak. I look to improve, while you look to complain and even vets have called you out for the same behavior in this thread.

@evaD you as soft as your mentor. I thought it was funny and quoted it, I wasn't mad or upset. I don't like your gun bars, or your bars in general, and you don't get respect from me for swaying like a bitch in your battle either. Deal with it

Tldr
Refer to my last post of u confused

tldr

you a pussy, stop lying. soft nigga.

Haymaker yo!

From the 11 y/o inside a (how old are you?)'s body

since you mentioned age, ain't you like 36? you don't act like it and the opportunity to pretend you are mature dissipated. You the only nigga to win a battle and lose at the same time, because you're sensitive.

That's illegal and wrong

I'm 30

Gbyenow

@Schism you right, it's not 2009 anymore. I won't be apologizing though

I do not respect this guy or his fake tough guy, suddenly innocent act, and I don't fuck with him as a battler. He can continue to duck.

Thank GOD u dont fuck w me as a battler anymore tbr

Hated u being latched onto my ballsack

Yeesh so much hostility. DLB and barc cant we just all get along.

Thanks to all for the good votes so far


Keep at it. Be sure to hit the champ match

NFYI dlb, you just got bodied by me as Hands so who's ducking really? S'not even like I used personals so fair game
I win

Yeah, hands
Just doing the same shit I did w Cronus, you biased ass mfs
So what?

I don't know what happened 12 + years ago with Cronus, or what mods were doing then..

I am not okay with you, or ANYONE, who started the season under one name trying to sign out and restart your records under an alias. Not happening

I am running a rankings based league for parity purposes, and this annoying shit fucks with everything

We don't have much season left but of anyone else thinking of going this route , don't waste my time or yours

Blue’s about to ERUPT

Nah, cronus as in alias in gen.
Not referencing you not wanting me to combine recs or w.e blueblue, chill lolll
I already ben fucked this seas. I told u I'm cool w being out of it

lmao there’s plenty battles my man Barc won, but ended up losing.. because of hate voters tbreal

Plus I beat seth even WITH my obv. disadvantages so I am a happy camper :)

wasn't saying that. He's a coward who will do anything to win, or not accept an L.

In my battle, he goes down one vote, then starts going after the voter and fucking with tags. He won, which I can't deny. Even in victory, dude's a loser. He ruins it by letting his feminine traits and labias show too often. I accept my L, while dude ran mid-match to sign out and apparently, sign back in the league.

I asked for the 1v1 while he was signing out, and he said he was done. The supposed "Retired Legend" was already back in the next week, showing his lack of integrity and heart, while he tries to say I hid my alias. Niggas knew who I was from the jump

Why the fuck...

Nvm. Not worth it

shoutout to @Answer for this bar

Deaf boy makin moves, Mr. take ya boo; when I smash she's doing anal, too
Schoolbus; Makes YOU get off in front but opens the back door for a disabled dude

I'm in tears, the champ match is great

If I wrote something that lame that nobody understood I don’t think I’d advertise it in my sig. whatever floats your boat I guess?

What does that line mean tho ?

lmao why are you so upset? You're awfully fragile to me. If the bar's trash, that's cool. I haven't txt'd in half a decade. What's your excuse for being subpar? Don't let niggas hype you up

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T2hzzljxo7A

It's a reference to the video above. I tried to tie it in with his thread where nobody knew who he was, while with my return, everyone's like "here's DLB, notorious for fucking around and being decent at battling". Conor McGregor's nickname is "Notorious" and he came back to MMA recently and was placed as a title contender off the bat. Jeremy Stephens' nickname is "Lil Heathen" and he's still the average, forgettable MMA fighter. Problem child was a tie in to the "heathen/Lil' Heathen" portion, as they are one in the same by definition of being uncivilized/unenlightened. Gist of it is Schism is not a threat and entirely forgettable as a person, while I still have an aura and skill people can't forget

I’m not upset at all I was just confused at you going to the trouble to put me in your sig and now you’ve explained it it was exactly how I said in your quote?

I’d way rather someone admitted they didn’t understand something than just write ‘nah’ or in your case make something up about too many gun bars

I'm not referring to this whole conversation about Steve's bar, but I agree with this sentiment in general. I hate when people just shrug it off and say "I don't understand this so it must be good". There are definitely a LOT of times when the fault is on the writer and not on the reader for writing something that's incoherent.

Need a translator, a linguistic expert and a magnifying glass for half the bars in this league

which part of foe shizzle should I break down for you

Didn't say too many gun bars. You putting words in my mouth. I said generic gun bars don't get quoted from me unless very creative or original. You dropped a verse with wack wording and a few played items, while swaying like a bitch, which I called you out for. I went back and clarified further to state, "I'm very aggressive" bars also don't shine to me in the battle.

Azealia/ I'll seal ya is forced wp and shit I've seen people attempt before. You used a David Bowie line but the first line was horrid and I believe I've seen it. Body weight is terrible, unless his alias was Weight at some point. Hammer clicks bar generic gun bar 2828393398. adversecity trash once the punch comes in. Your tennis sores/tenor saw/never raw lines are the txt equivalent of a run-on sentence and hurt my eyes trying to figure out what was going on. That whole bar was an abortion/miscarriage being displayed on my screen. I'd rather read a Let's Beef verse where they toss in ~~>{#{ type shit, because it's less painful to view. Advantage point would've been cool, but the wording was trash to get in as many, "hey guys, does it look like I know tennis?" references. Not too fresh either

how bout we hug it out and appreciate that we all have a common bond of sharing this nerdy little hobby where we manipulate language and write poems for each other

This

I didn’t get that either

Thanks for clarifying

looooooool leaned me hard

now do Barcotic’s verse plz

lol that pussy gets no respect from me. why would I disrespect my CPU pulling that trash shit up when he ducking still & violated a few of the ten txt commandments

Lol @ “everyone said I’m decent” really?

You really worried about originality when the only quotable from the guy you voted for was a straight up bite from Coop vs me which you also voted on? Nah you’re just a hater and I have no idea why. I haven’t done this in like 12 years either and I wouldn’t if it weren’t for this situation right now. There aren’t many wp that haven’t been done before so if you put a fresh spin on it or it’s relevant who cares? Azealia I’ll seal ya is no more forced than any other wp on here and it’s from a news story from like a week ago. I don’t think anything I’m that verse is great but when you’re dropping “I am like this ufc guy while you are like this ufc guy” you can’t hate on shit

azelia/I’ll seal ya is superforced/wack tbc

no defending that

Yo you’re rhymes are no good b
I’m like Gilbert Burns you more like tyron Woodley


Sorry just had to post this so I could quote it for my sig

the way Aaliyah dead is plane to sea like when that stupid bitch died

do you like that one Dave?

Again it’s no more forced than any other wp but the context is totally irrelevant?

The way Aaliyah dead is plane to sea / the way I’ll leave you dead is plain to see


10 flame emojis

Wp is wp if you can get what’s implied first time you read it through that’s fine and it has a relevance to the subject / set up / punch. Text battling in general is embarrassing as fuck when you break it down like this but we’re all here doing this because like someone just said we’re all nerds that used to / still do love doing it