Is the only man for who its grammatically acceptable to end every sentence in either a comma or username tag

Has completed jacobs ladder w/ a stand of hair

Built the city of atlantis in his bathtub with a box of legos

Used ecco the dolphin as bait to capture japan.

Purchased the last 24 winning kentucky derby horses for his personal carousel.

Can tell the difference between split eight & sharp nine.....with ease.

Once made it rain in the desert with just a 2 step.

Won a lawsuit over Discovery for the rights to Shark Week using only his photo as evidence

Beat king hippo without using bodyblows.

When rawn lies his hands shrink.....there is a pretty well known fairy tale based loosely on his life.

IMPOSSIBRU

fyi i approve the majority of this

u may continue

Rawn lives in a house he made himself with bricks stolen from the Great Wall of China and transported to America inside a whales vagina.

Rawn once helped a boy reconnect with his father by helping the angels win the pennant.

Rawn convinced a young man to start a computer company in his garage.

Rawn gets lifetime a lifetime of iPhones and Mac books because of it

Once impaled an aggressive breed of horse with a lance in the skull, and henceforth declared the arrival of the unicorn race.

Rawn is the reason waves agreed to stay away from the beach, allowing humankind a temporary supremacy over our land masses. When tsunamis strike, Rawn beats the living shit out of Poseidon.

Rawn doesn't walk on water. Rawn taught water how to walk on water.

Invaded Steve Jobs' pancreas in a Micro Machine & implanted cancer cells in it as part of his grand scheme to assume control of Apple & steal hundreds of dollars in multiples of 20's that he would ultimately use to rent movies from Redbox

Damn.

Rawn eats cheetos and gets no hand residue.

Chain smoked an entire pack of Marlboro Menthols while riding a 10-speed bicycle in outer space

Headbutts unicorns & kills them

March of the Penguins was actually filmed inside Rawn's living room

Rawn is greater than physics.

Rawn gave birth to his parents.

Played operation for 6 years straight an now considers himself to have a medical degree

Orders his favorite ice cream sundae 2 states away & has it delivered to his home the same day free of charge

Rawn doesn't dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong leaf blower

Lold

That leaf blower WANTED to be with rawn.

lmao greatness on many levels

dun dunn dunnn

This is why my posting abilities should never b revoked

Rawn fathered homosexuality 2x my nigga

No homo butshow rawnmo split

that statement is the first I object too

Stfu

This thread is a testament to the fact of hownmuch of a dirtnag liar piece.of shit u are and ur in here.taking pride.like.we approve of ur desperate cries for attention

Ur a piece of shit barely worthy of workin wait staff who sucks at his most prized.hobby an would willingly steal from hard working members of his community purely in sport to buy prescription medication that only a degenerate junky would care to invest in while.mom and.dad.work their.ass.off trying to support a 10x loser who cant get his act rite

I hate ur life. I am an adult. I have responsibilities. If u stole my leafblower to brag about it at the halfpipe while u were trippin off corciden id punch ur fuckin pumpkin head in x9

And for reference....u stated u weigh 160 sumthin...lolol im at 210 right now. Ill fucking work u. Strictly for the working class. Everything u embody is diareah. Ur family is ashamed of u and u should take their advice.

I'm not sure why but this fucking slaughtered me

Had to stop reading there for now

A++++