nah tbh dude doesnt deserve being clowned. it's an achievement to work a 9-5 literally farming gold on a video game for more than a decade, without playing it, while managing to maintain a Real Job for sometimes up to 8 months. I agree completely

Riding The Muzzle Hate Wagon
 

thanks for ur contribution. i will go ensure the rumples of my whack bars are no longer ajar.

it mostly came down to having multiple PC's and running software programs... and developing the website and the ebay store... but thanks for a comment that wasn't a total dissing of me.

I don't think Muzzle had a clue of what he was getting himself into..

Stop. You've surpassed tonight's quota.

"Cracking jokes is never done, rapscallion; battalions be winning medallions based on traits writing with snuck distaste."

You have the floor, @Split, I don't adore.

Dude...

I'm starting to legitimately feel bad for this guy now.

Lmao

no one ever said Nessy's was pretty

tuff love

I bet u this nig Diablo username was PolitePaladin Usurper of Thrones

If Tobias Funke hatefucked the Doppler Effect emanating from his dreams whizzing out the window, and then raised the lovechild only displaying affection through Morse code and spankings:

http://i.imgur.com/QsXVk9v.png


this dude has no business playing with children's toys??? just posted his resume, dudes a fucking college laptop janitor. dude eats sleeps and breathes mouthbreathing & couldn't be a good MC if he won Las Vegas Weekly's be a rapper sweepstakes instead of that asshole Hassan. dude developed a Stan complex so bad he lost his job, wife, and dignity over it, bc there's no other way to explain this level of mediocrity. Now pays Hassan's bills. Now deliver's Hassan's dirty laundry with Business Acumen. Dude reps a crew he'll never be a functional part of. imagine being good at just absolutely nothing. No, imagine being good at only one thing, it being fucking stupid (to some, child's play) doing that thing for a decade and then quitting to pursue something you're arguably one of the worst at. Dudes life story reads like a laundry list of depressing anecdotes Louis CK had to cut from his special. Literally worse than DexLabb at writing. So bad I want him to never post on this site again. Every drop I read by him I want to punt his wife down an endless elevator shaft filled with molten dildos via bionic cooter roundhouse. I want Tom Bergeron to narrate the whole thing until that talentless hack gets it cancelled. I want the BluRay with bonus features hand-delivered by Muzzle. Seen hemorrhoids with more appealing flow. Rap game: putting twist ties on your testicles until you're infertile. This nigga's life is colored tepid brown. The worst resume I have ever read. I'd be more apt to hire someone off an Internet forum sans interview than I'd be to contact this shitshow of a shitstain of a human being. Might hate your boarding style more than Masaiis

making fun of this dude is like kicking a retarded ass stray dog. at first u kick it bc its up in your shit and its being a fucker, and u want it to move along. you caught it unloading a torrent of non-rhyming antifreeze colored stool in the neighborhood garden. but its a retarded ass stray, so after the kick it just looks at you with this mopey ass mangy face that would say "love me" if it didnt yelp really low and weird like a busted whoopie cushion and have a lazy eye, it just makes you mad and uncomfortable. so u kick it again, with emphasis. same thing but louder. eventually youre kicking it just so it stops taking the hit or fucks off

lol @ that Split.

It takes a real man to step up and prevent someone from being bullied. I rarely stick up for myself, but if I saw this happening to someone else & they were pissed... I'd be firing up the defense rifles.

Some people did step up and post positively, and I thanked them for that.

Whoever is attacking me is a moderator, too... look at my champed record...

and the ebay account is just a different name... I never updated linkedin.

yo the muzzle

you fuck with WoW?

answer me nigga i gotta go to work soon

lvl 90 warrior on arthas, horde (always played alliance but when i came back to the game my realm was literally like 9/1 ratio of horde so doing anything just got me MURKED)

and i got a lvl 78 or some shit mage like a G i've been leveling with gathering professions to fund and supply my lvl 90

G SHIT FUCK YALL NIGGAS

but yea theres money to be made in WoW. you can sell 1000 gold for like 7 dollars, and can make 1000 gold in like an hour. so thats basically minimum wage to play a video game

took the trouble of fixing the link to my ebay on my linkedin, so you can take that shit off of my champed status.


http://www.ebay.com/usr/*d2elite

naw i quit video games about 6 years ago. Never played WOW or Diablo III.

Hi...

Only on the internet can a 110lb scrawny white kid with glasses stalk and bully people...
Sigh...

Bye...

this is clearly the only place he can muster up the courage to attack anyone.....on a forum of 20 men.

smh, sad.

tl;dr

plot summary plz, someone?

Good1. So cowardly of me to face the measly group of 20 defenseless men. Coming through, all mean and meany. Fucking retard. That's not even a segue off his comment.

Shut the fuck up when you're talking to me, Masaii. I'm straightforward and honest on here and in real life. Just because I'm an asshole that doesn't mince words- because I trust others to fairly represent and defend themselves, doesn't make me a coward.

You are a bitter, virgin misogynist who hides behind other peoples' words because you're so deathly insecure. You haven't shared an original thought in a decade. Bonus round: you get clowned whenever you come close with your monthly "You ever just wanna live in the woods alone and openly sob" threads because no one thinks you're remotely sincere. Your modus operandi is to wring your hands at the in-crowd like a leper holding the last gram of Purell on the planet. You're a toadie with a toad mouth. You'd be a bully if you had the mental capacity or depth of character.

You project worse than a slammed beaner Prelude with one-step Pepboys HIDs. I've shamed you off the site now twice, using only your own words. You can't understand people beyond their outward appearance because that's the only thing you are. It's comedic, how tactless you are as a boarder. I could write a timeline of it.

You literally come on here to learn how to put other people beneath you, and I'm glad I cut off that avenue. Brb never battling never writing never voting just regurgitating memes and bandwagon hatetraining. Brb tailoring my look to match my persona, a hackjob mimicry of the people I want to like me. Brb thinking this will actually work & doing it for six years.


THAT makes you a coward.

Thanks Masaii. Thanks for reminding me to never be like you. Prop 17 your life.

TL;DR-
Hey bud!!!! Great to see you again pal!!! You're welcome for your account back. Anything for Nessy's very own Patron Saint of Moral Fortitude.

Speaking of which, did you ever manage to dig through your undoubtedly cluttered inbox and find those PM's you had? You know, the ones that were disclosed in confidence, and you were gonna expose to get revenge on everyone that realized you were a sniveling coercive bitch? Or is this yet another fabrication and empty threat designed exclusively to strengthen your boarding presence?

lmk if you get funny or lose the dishonesty

@theMuzzl3 is probably a nice, decent man, getting by in life, but he fucking sucks at writing and he's fucking awful at the internet and using this site in general.

Didn't intend for this to be a targeted attack but this LinkedIn page is literally an internet goldmine, and got carried away. I literally have never lol'd so hard at anything on the internet in my life & couldnt contain myself.

1 love. Stick up for yourself. Don't take the internet seriously because it won't take you seriously.

This thread is turning into a massacre.

masaicre tbh

his complete reluctance to challenge Split in anything he says giving me emb chills

hahaha

Dead at muzzies champing.

Don't take it too serious tho bruh.

Its all in good fun.

We've all been laughed at or clowned here.

That's that lime green life.

ok, so this shit killed me. lol

way leaned @ "Spencer Gifts". I'm really surprised nobody wanted to paint a picture there.

STOCK ORGANIZER OF ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDES, AVENGED SEVENFOLD SHIRTS AND PINK DICK ICE-MOLDS

The LinkedIn page is funny like a lot of LinkedIn pages are funny when people try to bullshit and a person like me (who used to be a bullshitter) reads it and picks up on the bullshittery.

You just gotta accept that it's funny like that.

I mean, I'm sure we've all had a hustle at some point in our lives but once you try to start using words to try and make the hustle sound like a job or even intelligent in general, comedy is to be had.

No hate towards Muzz, I respect alot of what you had on there (especially school) but the rest is straight up clown show.

Thanks split.

I'll look for chapter 2 soon

Solid retort.

i wish i'd been here for this

i know the CIO at SunGard HE

longtime client of mine

EGO.

wrong. i could have had fun with this.

NAME DROPPING?

CAPITAL LETTERS?

it's not a tumor?

wooow @ this thread

reminds me of when I stumbled over dlb's reddit account.. but with like 600 fold the lolz

I call the guy a coward and look at the wall of text he throws up like im going to read it.

Emotional investment is obvious. Stay mad.

You guys need to go get some pussy. This is getting borderline stalkerish.