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Witty 09-04-2014 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain (Post 396760)
Lucos is on that legitimate domestic-violence level of misogyny. Grow up.

He has definitely punched a female.

He will deny it, he will not be believed.

Lucos 09-04-2014 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty Wonka (Post 396763)
he said i don't have any real friends like for real in real life, friends in life that are real.

what if i don't?

does that mean i am loser and you win?

wanna make love?

either way into the argument with something useful or at least stop being a creepy weirdo

Witty 09-04-2014 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucos (Post 396765)
either way into the argument with something useful or at least stop being a creepy weirdo

i think it's useful to point out that you're an idiot, and this is not an argument, this is you being an idiot.

but yo, it's ok to be an idiot, that doesn't make you a bad person or anything, you can't help it, I still want you to be here and we can be friends forever and have sleepovers and maybe sometimes kiss?

just sometimes.

Lucos 09-04-2014 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty Wonka (Post 396767)
i think it's useful to point out that you're an idiot, and this is not an argument, this is you being an idiot.

but yo, it's ok to be an idiot, that doesn't make you a bad person or anything, you can't help it, I still want you to be here and we can be friends forever and have sleepovers and maybe sometimes kiss?

just sometimes.

explain why what i said makes me an idiot? you don't think there is a problem with the way modern women are brainwashed into going against their natural, maternal instincts in favour of greed and sexual objectification?

Witty 09-04-2014 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucos (Post 396768)
explain why what i said makes me an idiot? you don't think there is a problem with the way modern women are brainwashed into going against their natural, maternal instincts in favour of greed and sexual objectification?

I would think that was a problem if it was true.

It isn't though, so no it probably isn't a problem tbh.

I don't want to argue with you, I want you to embrace me.

You are too angry...let me love you.

Lucos 09-04-2014 06:59 PM

correct me if i'm wrong, but is it not our job as humans to procreate and raise/protect our offspring? is that not why we're here in the first place? should that not be, first and foremost, our duty?

Lucos 09-04-2014 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty Wonka (Post 396769)
I would think that was a problem if it was true.

It isn't though, so no it probably isn't a problem tbh.

I don't want to argue with you, I want you to embrace me.

then that makes you the idiot, and a creepy one

Lucos 09-04-2014 07:01 PM

i get your elaborate, tryhard attempt at trolling but you're failing hard

uh-oh 09-04-2014 07:02 PM

lucos dropping knowledge itt

just think about the fact that woman couldnt do shit.

they COULDNT DO SHIT.

therefore men>

i mean honestly yo, i love women, i am sexist but its not a hate thing, as much as a knowing your place thing. (ho)

i fumble around womanly duties with dumb hands that are too big and a brain that can only focus on one thing at a time intently.

women know how to do laundry. i just throw my clothes in with laundry soap or dish soap if i dont have any and then dry it. what is seperating? what is settings. just click the long one. put it on more dry. boom.

every time i do dishes i want to cease living immediately.

its just genetics yo. men are stronger then women. humans are evil. this means men hold women back. while being held back, women were women. they did women things, while men sharpened sticks and stabbed stuff, and eachother.

men lived forever doing everything

women lived forever being taken care of

i have a dumb ape brain. pull your pussy out ho.

when it comes to creative abilities it means everything because women dont have to be creative, EVER.

creatively figure out a way to get that stuff thats burned to the baking pan off with the cleaning supplies i foraged from family dollar.

in return i give out dick and the mental abuse involved when dealing with a person who hates themself

Witty 09-04-2014 07:06 PM

@Lucos did you know prostitution is the oldest profession in the world? being a sexual object for greed is not a new thing, it is one of the oldest things humanity has done.

Also, men do exactly the same thing...why is that different?

Because you're a man?

Look at people as individuals, I know plenty of women who have raised families and been loyal wives, but if that is not what the individual wants to do, who are you to say she should? Everything is a part of nature, literally everything, so no matter who you are or what you do, you are part of nature, sexual reproduction is just part of nature, it is not all that nature is, so that argument is useless...how can something be 'against nature' when it is just another part of nature? it came from nature and is a product of nature, it may be a problem if we were under populated but we are over populated so maybe we should just let everyone live their life and not try to tell them what to do?

Masaii 09-04-2014 07:06 PM

Who the fuck cares about her. She was the anti christ of roflz. The face of plastic surgery gone wrong. No women comedians are funny bar 1. Thread was only made cause diodes bleeding heart wanted a rep.

Meth 09-04-2014 07:07 PM

Sarah Silverman is funny.

I think.

Idk.

I watch her on mute.

Witty 09-04-2014 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 396773)
lucos dropping knowledge itt

just think about the fact that woman couldnt do shit.

they COULDNT DO SHIT.

therefore men>

i mean honestly yo, i love women, i am sexist but its not a hate thing, as much as a knowing your place thing. (ho)

i fumble around womanly duties with dumb hands that are too big and a brain that can only focus on one thing at a time intently.

women know how to do laundry. i just throw my clothes in with laundry soap or dish soap if i dont have any and then dry it. what is seperating? what is settings. just click the long one. put it on more dry. boom.

every time i do dishes i want to cease living immediately.

its just genetics yo. men are stronger then women. humans are evil. this means men hold women back. while being held back, women were women. they did women things, while men sharpened sticks and stabbed stuff, and eachother.

men lived forever doing everything

women lived forever being taken care of

i have a dumb ape brain. pull your pussy out ho.

when it comes to creative abilities it means everything because women dont have to be creative, EVER.

creatively figure out a way to get that stuff thats burned to the baking pan off with the cleaning supplies i foraged from family dollar.

in return i give out dick and the mental abuse involved when dealing with a person who hates themself

Does the fact that they are good at something mean they HAVE to or SHOULD do it?

I am good at soccer...do I have to be a soccer player even if I don't want to?

Masaii 09-04-2014 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 396773)
lucos dropping knowledge itt

just think about the fact that woman couldnt do shit.

they COULDNT DO SHIT.

therefore men>

i mean honestly yo, i love women, i am sexist but its not a hate thing, as much as a knowing your place thing. (ho)

i fumble around womanly duties with dumb hands that are too big and a brain that can only focus on one thing at a time intently.

women know how to do laundry. i just throw my clothes in with laundry soap or dish soap if i dont have any and then dry it. what is seperating? what is settings. just click the long one. put it on more dry. boom.

every time i do dishes i want to cease living immediately.

its just genetics yo. men are stronger then women. humans are evil. this means men hold women back. while being held back, women were women. they did women things, while men sharpened sticks and stabbed stuff, and eachother.

men lived forever doing everything

women lived forever being taken care of

i have a dumb ape brain. pull your pussy out ho.

when it comes to creative abilities it means everything because women dont have to be creative, EVER.

creatively figure out a way to get that stuff thats burned to the baking pan off with the cleaning supplies i foraged from family dollar.

in return i give out dick and the mental abuse involved when dealing with a person who hates themself

Classic roflz post. No 1 ranking ncs member posts again.

Lucos 09-04-2014 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty Wonka (Post 396774)
@Lucos did you know prostitution is the oldest profession in the world? being a sexual object for greed is not a new thing, it is one of the oldest things humanity has done.

Also, men do exactly the same thing...why is that different?

Because you're a man?

Look at people as individuals, I know plenty of women who have raised families and been loyal wives, but if that is not what the individual wants to do, who are you to say she should? Everything is a part of nature, literally everything, so no matter who you are or what you do, you are part of nature, sexual reproduction is just part of nature, it is not all that nature is, so that argument is useless...how can something be 'against nature' when it is just another part of nature? it came from nature and is a product of nature, it may be a problem if we were under populated but we are over populated so maybe we should just let everyone live their life and not try to tell them what to do?

i did know that. did you know that its the oldest profession in the world because prostitutes were bred to be prostitutes, by men? the old status quo was, if she's had sex before marriage she is not worthy of being a wife/mother and therefore was shunned by men, and the only way to SURVIVE was to suck dick for cash.

i'm all for letting people live their lives, but where i draw the line is when the media are throwing ideas like feminism and polygamy into the minds of impressionable young women who, given a chance under different circumstances (ie not being brainwashed) would have found a mate and raised a family, possibly even the next albert einstein.

big baby 09-04-2014 07:12 PM

lol head hurts reading this

Lucos 09-04-2014 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 396773)
lucos dropping knowledge itt

just think about the fact that woman couldnt do shit.

they COULDNT DO SHIT.

therefore men>

i mean honestly yo, i love women, i am sexist but its not a hate thing, as much as a knowing your place thing. (ho)

i fumble around womanly duties with dumb hands that are too big and a brain that can only focus on one thing at a time intently.

women know how to do laundry. i just throw my clothes in with laundry soap or dish soap if i dont have any and then dry it. what is seperating? what is settings. just click the long one. put it on more dry. boom.

every time i do dishes i want to cease living immediately.

its just genetics yo. men are stronger then women. humans are evil. this means men hold women back. while being held back, women were women. they did women things, while men sharpened sticks and stabbed stuff, and eachother.

men lived forever doing everything

women lived forever being taken care of

i have a dumb ape brain. pull your pussy out ho.

when it comes to creative abilities it means everything because women dont have to be creative, EVER.

creatively figure out a way to get that stuff thats burned to the baking pan off with the cleaning supplies i foraged from family dollar.

in return i give out dick and the mental abuse involved when dealing with a person who hates themself

lol word to all of this

Meth 09-04-2014 07:15 PM

Don't cry bb

It will be over soon




I hope

Witty 09-04-2014 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucos (Post 396779)
i did know that. did you know that its the oldest profession in the world because prostitutes were bred to be prostitutes, by men? the old status quo was, if she's had sex before marriage she is not worthy of being a wife/mother and therefore was shunned by men, and the only way to SURVIVE was to suck dick for cash.

i'm all for letting people live their lives, but where i draw the line is when the media are throwing ideas like feminism and polygamy into the minds of impressionable young women who, given a chance under different circumstances (ie not being brainwashed) would have found a mate and raised a family, possibly even the next albert einstein.

Or they could possible have raised the next Adolf Hitler...again, your argument has a lot of holes in it.

There are plenty of men who do not settle down and have families, are they also going against nature?

Who are you to decide what constitutes nature?

Men have been fucking random women forever, why shouldn't females do the same with men? they have sexual organs just like men do, if you do not believe a God put us here your argument holds no weight because otherwise there is no other reason that men should have this sexual freedom and women should not. If your only argument is that it has always been that way, that's super dumb...it has always been that way because men were oppressive and abusive, because they do happen to be naturally stronger in most cases, but the reasoning behind it was hate and jealousy, are you suggesting we hold on to hate and jealousy after we have identified it as such? That's dumb.

Witty 09-04-2014 07:21 PM

Oh and PLEASE stfu about everyone should reproduce...do you know how fucked we would be if that happened?

We will have 9 billion people in like 50 years or some shit, we need LESS families.

big baby 09-04-2014 07:22 PM

i know uh-oh was being funny and purely satirical but also voiced his opinions, but he has said time and time again anything that we do is considered nature, no matter what it is, because we're 'nature'

he has also said he is extremely hypocritical so there's that

Thx methy bb u adorb lil fat head ily tell bb wen over

Meth 09-04-2014 07:22 PM

Meth and witty r family

Lucos 09-04-2014 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty Wonka (Post 396783)
Or they could possible have raised the next Adolf Hitler...again, your argument has a lot of holes in it.

There are plenty of men who do not settle down and have families, are they also going against nature?

Who are you to decide what constitutes nature?

Men have been fucking random women forever, why shouldn't females do the same with men? they have sexual organs just like men do, if you do not believe a God put us here your argument holds no weight because otherwise there is no other reason that men should have this sexual freedom and women should not. If your only argument is that it has always been that way, that's super dumb...it has always been that way because men were oppressive and abusive, because they do happen to be naturally stronger in most cases, but the reasoning behind it was hate and jealousy, are you suggesting we hold on to hate and jealousy after we have identified it as such? That's dumb.

i dont decide nature, nature decides nature. thats why animals behave in a certain way, every time. so my argument that things should stay as they've always been, isn't invalid. you think men are naturally stronger than women, or that women have stronger maternal instincts than men for absoluely no reason? that's stupid. it's like that because thats how we're designed as a survival mechanism. to go against that is risking fucking up the entire human race's NATURAL way of living. i never said i dont believe a god put us here, something obviously did. i dont think its some guy in the sky though. my views on that would branch out a whole threads worth of other shit.

Mike Wrecka 09-04-2014 07:26 PM

I stopped reading after page two but yeah Sarah Silverman is funny as hell with her stand up. There are a few others too


So ya. And Joan rivers was legit funny on thAt red carpet show. My wife would watch it and I was like wow she is shredding these famous people. I'm sure she had a writer but still

Lucos 09-04-2014 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty Wonka (Post 396784)
Oh and PLEASE stfu about everyone should reproduce...do you know how fucked we would be if that happened?

We will have 9 billion people in like 50 years or some shit, we need LESS families.

if you stacked every human being on top of eachother, it wouldnt even fill up a 5th of the grand canyon. the only reason we're fucking up the planet is because we either, havent found a better source of energy than fossil fuel, or we have and someone is keeping it from us, to sell more fossil fuel. there is no shortage of resources other than fossil fuel, so who cares if we reproduced to the point where theres 50 billion of us? the only people who care are the ones who don't want to share.

uh-oh 09-04-2014 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty Wonka (Post 396777)
Does the fact that they are good at something mean they HAVE to or SHOULD do it?

I am good at soccer...do I have to be a soccer player even if I don't want to?

its not a have to or should do thing, as much as a want to do/can tolerate thing

men do things to impress/acquire women.

when women do men things, men aren't impressed with women almost doing things as well as a man.

this leads to depression, anxiety, mental disorders and homosexuals.

@veritas to thread.

Witty 09-04-2014 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucos (Post 396787)
i dont decide nature, nature decides nature. thats why animals behave in a certain way, every time. so my argument that things should stay as they've always been, isn't invalid. you think men are naturally stronger than women, or that women have stronger maternal instincts than men for absoluely no reason? that's stupid. it's like that because thats how we're designed as a survival mechanism. to go against that is risking fucking up the entire human race's NATURAL way of living. i never said i dont believe a god put us here, something obviously did. i dont think its some guy in the sky though. my views on that would branch out a whole threads worth of other shit.


We are surviving better than we ever have, if you haven't noticed. I think we are doing better now than at any point in history, and nature changes btw like, evolution? animals do not behave in a certain way every time, they will instinctively do what their genetic makeup tells them to do, but that does not mean there is no other way to survive, animals learn and adapt and change how they live over many years, humans are no different, we are always changing and finding new ways to do things, and some don't work but some do, so I completely disagree that we should only do what humans in the past have done...humans are the top of the food chain because we are the best at changing, at deciding to do things differently, that is a process that will run for the entirety of humanity's lifespan.

Lucos 09-04-2014 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 396791)
its not a have to or should do thing, as much as a want to do/can tolerate thing

men do things to impress/acquire women.

when women do men things, men aren't impressed with women almost doing things as well as a man.

this leads to depression, anxiety, mental disorders and homosexuals.

@veritas to thread.

pretty much this. take a step back and look at the basic facts of life, and why we do what we do. and you'll understand what the fuck i'm actually saying, im not bashing women i'm saying they're losing their sanity because theyre acting in a way thats not natural for them

Meth 09-04-2014 07:32 PM

Like foxes

big baby 09-04-2014 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 396791)
its not a have to or should do thing, as much as a want to do/can tolerate thing

men do things to impress/acquire women.

when women do men things, men aren't impressed with women almost doing things as well as a man.

this leads to depression, anxiety, mental disorders and homosexuals.

@veritas to thread.

good, that's nature weeding out the insecure non-alphas that don't need to be bred into the genepool aka you no teeth banjo kazooie beardichio .

behavior modifications can be seen on a grand scale of just about every species through a series of geographical, and/or social implications on whatever that species may do.

woman thinking they deserve better cause theyre constantly beaten, raped, killed isn't really GOING AGAINST THE GRAIN, it means for once in the history of mankind they can actually say something without being beaten, raped, or killed. Also, being stronger than woman physically and being too fucking stupid to work a washing machine doesnt mean woman deserve to do it more than you, just means you're a moron with no teeth and a skinny ukranian aaron paul looking nigga who legit looks like he's getting breastfed by his mother while tit sucking his fiance with his build of a lesbian slendermen, who doesnt look as malnourished as her significant other whos supposedly this beacon of pinnacle masculinity.


but das just bb

uh-oh 09-04-2014 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by evil big baby (Post 396785)
i know uh-oh was being funny and purely satirical but also voiced his opinions, but he has said time and time again anything that we do is considered nature, no matter what it is, because we're 'nature'

he has also said he is extremely hypocritical so there's that

Thx methy bb u adorb lil fat head ily tell bb wen over

<3

but yea everything is nature.

women or anyone do whatever they do because of it.

its also natural for zebras to get eaten by lions. but if you breed one with a horse, you can ride it.

Lucos 09-04-2014 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty Wonka (Post 396793)
We are surviving better than we ever have, if you haven't noticed. I think we are doing better now than at any point in history, and nature changes btw like, evolution? animals do not behave in a certain way every time, they will instinctively do what their genetic makeup tells them to do, but that does not mean there is no other way to survive, animals learn and adapt and change how they live over many years, humans are no different, we are always changing and finding new ways to do things, and some don't work but some do, so I completely disagree that we should only do what humans in the past have done...humans are the top of the food chain because we are the best at changing, at deciding to do things differently, that is a process that will run for the entirety of humanity's lifespan.

why are we doing better than we've ever done tho? because men invented computers. flight. space travel. machinery. do you know how we managed this? because at a point in time we were raised right. by women.

Lucos 09-04-2014 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evil big baby (Post 396796)
good, that's nature weeding out the insecure non-alphas that don't need to be bred into the genepool aka you no teeth banjo kazooie beardichio .

behavior modifications can be seen on a grand scale of just about every species through a series of geographical, and/or social implications on whatever that species may do.

woman thinking they deserve better cause theyre constantly beaten, raped, killed isn't really GOING AGAINST THE GRAIN, it means for once in the history of mankind they can actually say something without being beaten, raped, or killed. Also, being stronger than woman physically and being too fucking stupid to work a washing machine doesnt mean woman deserve to do it more than you, just means you're a moron with no teeth and a skinny ukranian aaron paul looking nigga who legit looks like he's getting breastfed by his mother while tit sucking his fiance with his build of a lesbian slendermen, who doesnt look as malnourished as her significant other whos supposedly this beacon of pinnacle masculinity.


but das just bb

lmfao

big baby 09-04-2014 07:37 PM

sry i didnt see u put a heart i take wut i said bak ur sexyt as FUCK uh oh i wud fuck in a milisecond @uh-oh

Witty 09-04-2014 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucos (Post 396798)
why are we doing better than we've ever done tho? because men invented computers. flight. space travel. machinery. do you know how we managed this? because at a point in time we were raised right. by women.

Many great people did not have mothers in their lives, or had abusive mothers and went on to do great things, so again, kind of a weak point.

uh-oh 09-04-2014 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evil big baby (Post 396796)
good, that's nature weeding out the insecure non-alphas that don't need to be bred into the genepool aka you no teeth banjo kazooie beardichio .

behavior modifications can be seen on a grand scale of just about every species through a series of geographical, and/or social implications on whatever that species may do.

woman thinking they deserve better cause theyre constantly beaten, raped, killed isn't really GOING AGAINST THE GRAIN, it means for once in the history of mankind they can actually say something without being beaten, raped, or killed. Also, being stronger than woman physically and being too fucking stupid to work a washing machine doesnt mean woman deserve to do it more than you, just means you're a moron with no teeth and a skinny ukranian aaron paul looking nigga who legit looks like he's getting breastfed by his mother while tit sucking his fiance with his build of a lesbian slendermen, who doesnt look as malnourished as her significant other whos supposedly this beacon of pinnacle masculinity.


but das just bb

women can think whatever they want while they are doing my dishes.

Lucos 09-04-2014 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty Wonka (Post 396801)
Many great people did not have mothers in their lives, or had abusive mothers and went on to do great things, so again, kind of a weak point.

women should beat their kids. show them who's boss. a little billy backhand never hurt nobody in the long run

Meth 09-04-2014 07:41 PM

Only Joan rivers dying could cause a thread like this here at Nessy's

Split 09-04-2014 11:43 PM

So much laughs had at Lucos's total incoherence

Jolly good fun, mates

Diode 09-05-2014 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucos (Post 396770)
correct me if i'm wrong, but is it not our job as humans to procreate and raise/protect our offspring? is that not why we're here in the first place? should that not be, first and foremost, our duty?

i bet your views on homosexuality are extremely progressive, too!


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