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theMuzzl3 09-03-2014 05:52 AM

I researched this thoroughly when I was going through great depression.

Basically, shotgun to the head could leave you alive & your family supporting your hospital bills.

OD'ing on pills will most likely cause you to vomit; and most likely cough up and roll over and not die.

Jumping off of a tall ass building might be difficult, but if its high enough, that'll probably do the trick...

but the last thing you want to do is survive and be on life support.

The best method I found is to go to the desert, take pills slowly as you drink, set up a rope thats secure to a tree and a noose that will be easy to tighten and will support your weight... don't drink yourself and pop so many pills that you can't pull it off... but get up on a chair shortly after drinking a bunch and taking a bunch of pills... before you pass out, place the shotgun in your mouth and kick the chair over as you pull the trigger.

Best case scenario is the shotgun blast kills you instantly. Next best case is you're rope was noosed right and you hang yourself while barely conscious. Next best case is you've shot yourself and you're hanging... but after all the pills and booze start to come up, you'll suffocate and drown in your own vomit as you're hanging. Worst case scenario is you fall asleep before you pull the trigger and wake up in the morning still supported by the chair... which IMO would be best case scenario, because the next day... you'd be like "why the fuck was I gonna kill myself?" -- thats my two cents.


I recommend this method for @evil big baby

sral 09-03-2014 06:10 AM

lmao how you meant to have been drinking and rolling hard enough to wanna do this, in a desert, then somehow get a shotgun in your mouth whilst hanging from a noose and pull the trigger while simultaneously kicking the chair youre supported from and being a completely insecure beta faggot that cant cope with the realities of life?

theMuzzl3 09-03-2014 06:13 AM

i suppose u could also take enough pills to OD, and as you feel you may fade out of consciousness, shotgun yourself in the head and fall off of a tall building. That would be hard to pull off though... man on building with shotgun = police get called.

theMuzzl3 09-03-2014 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by sraL (Post 395704)
lmao how you meant to have been drinking and rolling hard enough to wanna do this, in a desert, then somehow get a shotgun in your mouth whilst hanging from a noose and pull the trigger while simultaneously kicking the chair youre supported from and being a completely insecure beta faggot that cant cope with the realities of life?

the trick is to drink and take pills slowly through out the day, as the noose and chair are already set up... then, take a buncha pills with a buncha booze, before they come into effect... get up on the chair with the shotgun (maybe not a chair, something that can fall over fairly easily), and as you feel yourself passing out, pull the trigger as you kick away your foot support. Its really not that complicated. I dunno how you manage to flame a straight up true answer.

uh-oh 09-03-2014 07:03 AM

a shotgun to the head will not leave you alive you guys are dumb

you would be left with a flap of skin on the top of your neck at best

Split 09-03-2014 08:01 AM

If you're using a gun, aim for the spinal column at the base of your head

People have DEFINITELY survived self-inflicted shotgun blasts.


This is fucked up haha.

big baby 09-03-2014 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split (Post 395725)
If you're using a gun, aim for the spinal column at the base of your head

People have DEFINITELY survived self-inflicted shotgun blasts.


This is fucked up haha.

my shotgun committed suicide by tryin to shoot me.

Clayray 09-03-2014 10:51 AM

Listen to DJ drops by muzzle until ears bleed and it causes brain damage thats irreversible, family then pulls plug

Objective 09-15-2014 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 395716)
a shotgun to the head will not leave you alive you guys are dumb

you would be left with a flap of skin on the top of your neck at best

Depends on the shotty my man. Some kid in a nearby town survived a shotgun to the head. The skin got severely fucked up, and bits and pieces of skeleton shot off, but dude didn't die. Dude was full of fucking adrenaline and ended up crawling to the hallway, got the fucking door open and crawled out on the street as he regret his decision right after he pulled the trigger and someone called an ambulance. (Typical for a lot of people to regret after they've done it, survivors that have jumped from the Golden Gate bridge have said they regretted it mid-air.) Anyways, he got help and they managed to save the fucker, hid head is rather disfigured on one side and he'll most probably never get a girlfriend again but dude survived.

MKG 09-15-2014 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theMuzzl3 (Post 395703)
I researched this thoroughly when I was going through great depression.

Basically, shotgun to the head could leave you alive & your family supporting your hospital bills.

OD'ing on pills will most likely cause you to vomit; and most likely cough up and roll over and not die.

Jumping off of a tall ass building might be difficult, but if its high enough, that'll probably do the trick...

but the last thing you want to do is survive and be on life support.

The best method I found is to go to the desert, take pills slowly as you drink, set up a rope thats secure to a tree and a noose that will be easy to tighten and will support your weight... don't drink yourself and pop so many pills that you can't pull it off... but get up on a chair shortly after drinking a bunch and taking a bunch of pills... before you pass out, place the shotgun in your mouth and kick the chair over as you pull the trigger.

Best case scenario is the shotgun blast kills you instantly. Next best case is you're rope was noosed right and you hang yourself while barely conscious. Next best case is you've shot yourself and you're hanging... but after all the pills and booze start to come up, you'll suffocate and drown in your own vomit as you're hanging. Worst case scenario is you fall asleep before you pull the trigger and wake up in the morning still supported by the chair... which IMO would be best case scenario, because the next day... you'd be like "why the fuck was I gonna kill myself?" -- thats my two cents.


I recommend this method for @evil big baby


Negged

uh-oh 09-15-2014 06:18 PM

whoever is shooting themselves in the head with shotguns and surviving aren't doing it right

it could be the weakest shotgun ever, i dunno whats that like a 20 gauge? put it to the roof of your mouth, whole top of your head is gone

no matter what kind of shot, bird, buck, slug

you could probably fire a blank and die

they probably shot like half there face off or something had it at an angle, i dunno

Malachi 09-15-2014 06:36 PM

Can I kill myself by overrating? Like i mean non stop going to a buffet shit. The process would be slow. This or I'd simply jump off a building

Malachi 09-15-2014 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 402488)

you could probably fire a blank and die

Goneee

Badweather 09-15-2014 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malachi (Post 402500)
Goneee

There was actually an actor who shot himself in the head with a blank and died. Google it if you don't believe me.

Allen Knight 09-15-2014 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 394516)
This thread is dark even for nc.

there is no to dark for nc, get this negg faggot.

veritas 09-15-2014 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allen Knight (Post 402547)
there is no to dark for nc, get this negg faggot.

you suck Allen. I hope a rhinocerous gores your liver.

uh-oh 09-15-2014 08:36 PM

I just ate a soft pretzel nigga fuck you

veritas 09-15-2014 08:40 PM

eat a live wolverine if you bad though bruh.

NYCSPITZ 09-15-2014 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta (Post 394464)
Very interesting way to do it.. going out w/ a rush.

I need to stop drinking this JW Black tbh. I'm gone.

good choice. I'm off jw red and it tasted horrible, not worth the slight down grade.

Definitely while fucking a hot brazilian hooker ODing on way too much heroine. Dick would prob go soft before I died but oh well.

theMuzzl3 09-16-2014 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MKG (Post 402396)
Negged

negg'd yo family, hoe.

I'm talkin science, bitch.

https://soundcloud.com/peakindicator...-peakindicator
@MKG


you could also buy some etizolam off the internet if you still got skills (after silkroads dropped), and down 200-1000 MG... I'm sure you'd sleep to death.


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