looking like a refried Butterbean with a penchant for photographing volcanic occurrences

looking like A Necromancers experiments on a Baseball came to fruition

looking like a weather beaten Jawbreaker doing commentary for "Carlitos Way"

Looking like Tom Arnold when he found out the best damn sports show period got cancelled

I'd roast you if I wasn't already going to your house to record.

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wearing all ten lead-role masks from 'Virgin: the Lifelong Musical'

wanna do a jumbo big bb 1 but 2 lazy very vert tire. short ones like vul


DUDE LOOKS LIKE BILL NYE APPLIANCE GUY, LOOKING LIKE YOU DONT EVEN USE DISHWASHER TO CLEAN UTENSILS, YOU JUST CLEAN THE GUNK OFF WITH YOUR TONGUE YOU CREEPY HAIRED FUCK. LOOKING LIKE TEH DUDE FROM SCARY MOVIE. THINKS SECOND BASE IS THE CARBON BASED SIDE OF THE PERIODICAL TABLE. LOOKING LIKE A PARAKEET.

dudes shirt was acid washed in six years of congealed coffee grounds

hesitates before hushedly using the word "woodpecker"

career description: slings life advice to preteens for upvotes on all the latest casting couch videos on redtube. makes repeated shame haj's to the basement freezer every sabbath. cracks lobster shells with his alien garbage scooper wrists while reciting Christmas carols in base-6

Dudes shirt is made out of latex

Aesop Classical Rock lookin ass nigga

arguably a faggot

Straight out of a cuck hold flick

Nigga's got a neckbeard grow-op, too selfless to replace his missing right eyebrow or about 80% of his hairline. "It's for the kids" he mutters despite his teaching license getting revoked after he wore that umbrella lampshade & drunkenly bukkaked on someone's Eyedea lunchbox during recess

his glasses once doubled as accent lighting, before he stole them out of the sockets at his dentists office

dude look like he got some dank growin out the top of his head

thefuk

Enthusiastically got his nipples lanced after a The Last Samurai marathon at the recumbent rollerblading club

Bradley "Nipple Play" MacGready

Was born via courtesy flush

Dudes nose hair is growing down to his neck beard

Give him a bucket of sidewalk chalk and a tube of KY and suddenly he's Houdini

Looking like jack Bauer with Down syndrome

Looking like an irradiated cueball profile pic on make a wish foundations website

Him and Chris Jericho have the same barber

And the barber has Parkinson's

shaves with a hammer and an industrial Etch-a-Sketch

Yes?

Yall leave duke alone bc he is merely split 8 from the future and yall already roasted him.


I am closing this thread guys.

if I ever look like that I want you to pull the plug

I'm afraid I've got some bad news.

took your advice, all though some of my rhymes were clowning myself!

*deleted*

Hey man. I recommend you not dropping rhymes in your roast. Just take it.

-administration team

Everyone in my family has a strong head of hair and defined facial features.

Sorry Jimmy. I know it's unfair

nigga looks like introversion, Tay-Sachs disease and six extra chromosomes ran train on a Ditto in mid-imitation of substitute teacher arms

looking like your dj name is Dj Barbasol

LMAO he looks like a normal middle aged guy with a job and a wife what a fag.

.....

Lol

Vulgar the roasting gawddd

"You just wanna get naked huh"

Lmaooo