IM IN TOO DEEP

ROUND 2

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it is another gloomy night in the Queen's streets and you find yourself helplessly drunk and stumbling. you need coke. you manage to secure some from a rather tall man in a trench coat, who said something about: "this is going to blast you straight to hell". you mumbled drunkenly: "thklejre ithsl;j hell in klj;klanyway?@!?" you proceed to stagger into a fast food establishment and go ito the bathroom stall. you sit on the pot and open up the coke, it is glowing pink like himalyan salt, but not himalyan salt. you decide to be like fuck it and snort some, you have enough for 6 lines do you

A: snort half
B: snort all of mysterious pink glowing coke

I am fixing to punch out at work guys, I will return to this thread this evening guys.

I'd sniff the entire thing, I've no idea what Himalayan salt even is but it sounds like datshitcray.

im outnumbered and injured. b

I have awoken from my slumber and wish to resume my journey in walrusville pls V

Lets have a do over.

you snort all of it, and it burns soooooo good. your head, previously filled with incomprhensible blithering idiocy, is now suddenly opened. you realize that you have gone insane. calmly you stand up, and walk into the fast food restaurant. it smells of grease. you see a mother and her teen daughter in line. They are both attractive. you also see a police officer behind them, do you:

A: attempt to fondle the mother and daughter
B: leave teh restaurant

you at first thing about fighting but reason prevails, your movement is painful but you are able. you quickly scan the room for a place to hide, you see a window cracked open above the counter where you operated the torch, you also see a broom closet about five steps adjacent. the footsteps of roughly five guards (you assume) draw near, do you:

A: go out the window
B: choose the closet

fine. shutup.


you enter the portal and all of a sudden you feel different. you look down and see that you have flippers. you try and stand up and ambulate, but you merely slide forward. you feel cold. you look down and see that you are on a piece of ice. you look around and suddenly see many walri all flopped out chilling. you look out towards the sea. you can see another island in the distance, although the current is pulling in. do you:

A: waddle over to the herd
B: swim towards the other island

A. They'll check the closet leading to a loss for me. Might not make it through the window but it at least gives me a chance.

you use your considerable strenght to push your self up into the open window and somehow manage to pull yourself through it as you hear guards yelling stop. you start falling as you hear a guard faintly say : "Dont worry he is a dead man now for sure"

you fall into the darkness....you land on hard ground but luckily suffer no seroius injuries save your severly burned ankles and wrists. you proceed to take stock of your situation, you are in a dense jungle and looking at some sort of old decrepit building hidden amidst it. do you:

A: run away as far as possible
B: investigate the perimeter

im not an endurance swimmer, so option A - waddle to the heard

If you have time, V, I would love to take part in this.

A. Fuck am I going to investigate things for when I am in danger. Running far and fast.

you waddle to the heard only to be amazed that they are able to speak. The elder Warlus tells you: "Hello Walt, how are you this morning? Would you like some fish? we have plenty. How about a flop on the rocks, we have the nicest?". You engage in the fish and flopping for many days. one day the elder looks worried, he asks to speak to you. Do you:

A: talk to the elder
B: tell the elder to kick rocks

you run as far and as fast as you can into the dense jungle. The pain from your burns becomes too intense to carry on. You come to a clearing with bright blue and bright red plants. You remember from your boy scout days that one of these plants was used to cure burns, but you forgot which one. Do you:

A: apply the red plant to the burns
B: apply the blue plant to the burns

you are a fireman. A rookie. You are en-route to your first real call to a real fire. Your adrenaline is pumping, "boomp-boomp-boomp-boomp" excitement and fear almost overcome you. You remember your training. Breathe steady...in...out...in...out. You arrive at a trailer park. You notice off the bat that there is a brown and white single-wide engulfed in furious flames. "GET OVER HERE PROBY!!" yells veteran Mark Carmichael, his magnum p.i-esque mustache blowing in the wind....he is attempting to pull a victim from the window. The closer you get you notice the woman is burnt severly, you begin to piece the scene together, and notice that she is black, like negro black, but her skin looks white from the burns, the severe burns....

you and Mark manage to pull her out of the trailer (which is now almost completly engulfed), and lay her withering body on the ground. In this moment, she grabs your arm and looks intently into your eyes, she speaks: "am I going to die"?

do you:

A: tell her the 100% truth, "ma'aam I don't know".
B: lie to her, "You are going to make it ma'am, just fine, don't worry".

Don't ignore the best story v

The old man smiles as you tell him you are ready. the limo travels for some time and then stops. The old man throws you a roll of quarters and a sock. "put the quarters into the sock" he says. you do. the old man grins showing rotting teeth, and speaks again: "I want you to get out and beat the first person you see. It must be the first person you see". you agree. you get out and see a park playground. you begin walking up and see a sweet 4 year old blonde haired girl laughing bouncing around the play place, you then see what appears to be a man (perhaps her father) watching her while reading the paper on a nearby bench. Do you:

A: choose the girl
B: choose the man

Fuark this is impossible. B

You apply the blue plant to the burns and continue on. You are making good progress, you hear guards far from you, in fact it sounds like they are moving east while you are moving north, which is good. All of a sudden you start getting dizzy, your legs begin to get weak, and teh pain of the burns is forgotten as you begin to black out....again.

You awaken in a library. You are completly alone (or so you think). On the table in front of you is a book full of names. You look and recognize some and some you do not. At this moment a man walks up to you, and speaks: "Hello, I am sure you have questions, but first, an answer to a question you have not yet thougth to ask....yes". You look perplexed. He continues: "I have a proposition for you, You were rescued from a terrible fate of torture and pain, but now you have the oppurtunity to stop those people, or you could stay here of course"? do you:

A: stay in the library with the man
B: stop the people who attacked you

B, you gotta reassure the victim of tragedy even if you are not sure.

A. Chillin in library 2 ez

You load the woman onto the ambulance and it speeds away into the cool autumn night. Carmicheal walks by and slaps you on the shoulder, "you did right boy, you did right". You go back to the fire station and everyone is telling you that you handled yourself like a pro, the chief comes by and ruffles your hair. You blush. you retire to the bunkhouse and get ready for bed, sleep comes quickly. You dream.

You awaken in a library. You are completly alone (or so you think). On the table in front of you is a book full of names. You look and recognize some and some you do not. At this moment a man walks up to you, and speaks: "Hello, I am sure you have questions, but first, an answer to a question you have not yet thougth to ask....no". You look perplexed. He continues: "I have a proposition for you, when you awaken you will be faced with a diffucult choice, though you know not why. I adivse you to choose wisely.

You sit up and greet the day. You slide down the pole (no homo) and head to the kitchen for coffee and bacon. Some of the guys are already up and the festive mood of yesternight is gone. Chief slides the paper to you. it reads:

"tragic house fire claims the life of 44yr old". Her name was Erma Jean Grey. She was a mother of 2 and a grandmother of 1. Her wake will be held at Abraham funeral home thursday at 5pm."

Carmicheal speaks up, "Hey kid, this happens, IT happens, more times than I can count, the boys are going to take up a donation and go, you coming"?

do you:

A: Go with the boys on Thursday
B: Just give a donation and not attend

You tell the man that you intend to "chill" in the library. His eyes turn glowing bright, and he says to you: "Your name is not written in that book, does this fact change your mind"?

does this:

A: change your mind, you will go face the people
B: Remain intent to chill in the library

Option A, I wish to speak to him

A, as I do not think this is the question I have not yet thought to ask yet.

A. Dudes eyes are glowing no thx Jeff will go fight ppl now

Lmfao

You and the boys arrive at the wake and the mood is typical, somber, death is in the air. You make your way through the procedings, when a young woman approaches you. She screams out: "YOU!!! YOU!!! YOU LET HER DIE! YOU LETTT HER DIE WITHOUT MAKING PEACE!!! YOU COULD HAVE TOLD HER! SHE NEVER GOT RIGHT WITH THE LORD! SHE NEVER GOT FORGIVENESS! DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE WAS SMOKING CRACK AND BURNT UP HER TRAILER! DIDJA KNOW!?? DIDJA!!!??"

she holds up a baby: "HER GRANDMAW IS IN HELL BOY! BURNT BY IT'S VERY FIRES!!! YOU COULDVE TOLD HER THE TRUTH! SHE STILL WOULDVE HAD A CHANCE!" she begins to bang on your chest with one of her hands. The baby is crying ferouciously now. The boys step in and pull you away. Carmicheal tells you: "go on out and get some fresh air kid". you walk outside and look up to the sky. Your hand instinctively reaches in your right jacket pocket and you feel the flask. do you:

A: refrain from the drink
B: seek comfort in the drink

Jesus this is getting fucked haha

The first person right?

A

The jungle again.... The pain from your burns becomes too intense to carry on. You come to a clearing with bright blue and bright red plants. You remember from your boy scout days that one of these plants was used to cure burns, but you forgot which one. Do you:

A: apply the red plant to the burns
B: apply the blue plant to the burns

Red plant this time. Fukkin blue pant=glowing eyes librarian. A

You walk up to the girl and she looks up at you, as you are blocking up the sun and casting a long shadow over her innocent face. She pipes up: "you wanna play?" You immediately smash her in the skull with the sling. You hear it savagely crack, quarters against bone, exposing flying chunks of grey matter, she is dead instantly. you know it......

the dad has speared you and is now on top of you savagely beating you. you are beginning to black out. Your eyes are filling with blood and time is beginning to slow down. His body is blocking out the sun casting a shadow onto you. All of a sudden he falls back. The old man is standing behind him holding a bloody knife. The old man looks down at you and smiles. "I knew you were the one, now then..."

the old man begins to cut onto the dead father, eventually removing his heart. He hands it to you. "eat up" he says.

do you:

A: fuck that, no way
B: take a big bite

You apply the red plant. Immediatly your sesnes highten. you feel strong. You no longer feel the fear. You feel powerful. You feel more aesthetic. You feel unstoppable. Your heart rate is slowing down yet your circulation is increasing....boomp-boomp...boomp-boomp. You feel totes alpha. You're jazzed, youre pumped. You have finally achieved the results you have always chased with every trip to GNC. You feel like you could bench press the world. You spike theh front of your hair up with your hand and pop the collar of your Ed Hardy shirt. You begin to slowly walk towards the direction of the incoming pursuants.


very quickly you meet your adversaries in a clearing. You decide to say something witty to them. in this perfect moment of battle do you say:

A: I'm here to mix protein drinks and fuck you all in the ass with my fists and I am all out of protein mix

B: Bags' sister fucks niggerssssss

B seems like the more sensible option

I know I'm late for this and there's a lot of people in it already, but if I can join in slap me some shit V. Shit's dope.

you yell out: "BAGS SISTER FUCKS NIGGGGEEERRRSSSS!!!!" two of the guards look at each other. one appears to laugh. the other takes his helmet off. ITS ANTHONY COLAVITO HIMSELF. he tells the other guys: "this ones mine". he rips his shirt off, vintage Hulkster style. This is two alpha males fixing to clash. Anthony's hairy chest reveals erect nipples. He is practicing shadow punches and popping his neck. You, in turn, begin to strech your hammies and throw a couple of spin kicks, still feeling invincible.

The moment has arrived:

A: preemptive strike
B: defense is the best offense

you haven't slept good in weeks, but tonight is different. You finally crashed. You find yourself in a deep sleep only to be awoken by the sound of your daughter screaming. You jump up and run to her room. She says: "daddy! there is a monster in my closet!"

do you

A: tell her "go back to bed sweetie, its just a bad dream".
B: check the closet first to assure her there is no monster