How long do I have? @everyone

Twenty minutes.

lol. if i just start writing now could i have a bit of leeway with the 20 minutes?

Purple Puke only wrote 10 lines.

I have 6 done now

Thanks for the status update, Charlie

BREAKING NEWS I just posted a verse. How do you like them apples you slippery platapuss faggot

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When was the actual deadline? I could have put more into my poem and have you guys seymour amazing wordplay against the king of Butts but I guess it's all done now. Ah well hehe ^.^

Good showing by all. Will be voting tomorrow.

What's good with the MAG

How we going about it this week? I'm free tomorrow and today, currently in rehab for drunken night in which the cops put me down but let me go cause I'm swell


Holler

I'm going to vote on every battle, either tonight or tomorrow.

And unlike with everyone else who says that, you know I'll do it.

Man the Christian topics r like the worst ever tho imma have to consign on that

Adonis pm me interview qs and I'll reply lickety split

@Adonis idk yet. Maybe I can carry the bulk of it this week since you handled this current one. If you can do an interview, review the one no show piece that'd be cool. I'll add the other stuff.

Sent.

@King Ra. I'll break the no show down and will try and add something else cause I do have actual free time today.

@SlutMachine @Siu Mi @Richard Schwartz @gaseous snake @Purple Puke @Piiz @Template


Get them votes in. 9hour warning

Word, son.

@big baby @Split @Zenland

Lil help?

Getting on it now, Squirt. I fell asleep on a park bench while I was out feeding the ducks again.

@Adonis, I closed Seymour BUTTS vs. Siu Mi so the other battles would get more attention.

Mods you can close our battle. The people have spoken. I think it was an interesting battle because it showed what people value in a topical verse. On one hand you had an obviously incomplete verse, on the other an obviously off-topic verse. In the end, it is better to be off topic and complete than on topic and incomplete. Next time we meet, Richard, hopefully it will be with better showings from both of us.

Looks like Siu Mi is about to vote. Also the deadline is in 27 minutes.

I wanted schwartzenhigger and temple run to have a better fight :( maybe next time?

Lol my verse was about Hells Angels on meth earning their red wings (eating a chick out on her period). It was unfinished though so I can understand the confusion.

I'm scared this is your real personality.

srs

The theme of the week was movies and I wrote about movies. Not off-topic, George.

And as we talked about, my verse was also incomplete... There are other things I wanted to touch on in that verse but it was Friday night and I got wasted instead, thus forcing myself to post only what I had written to that point.

But I believe your point is we both could've been better and that's true. Sorry pals!

wtf it was movies? I thought it was the quote. I would've gone wild on the Jurassic Park angle had I known the quote was irrelevant. obv wasn't paying much attention

I wrote that shit in a fuckin packed costco lol, should've picked another time to go. WHAT CAN YOU DO.

anyway good match, annoyed I couldn't finish my epic tale of earning your red wings to become a man while high on meth. Schwartz vs. Butts final is obv at this point