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Split 07-31-2014 12:56 AM

LOL smh. does nik even tuck in his rib-eyes before he sings them lullabies & gently cuddles them to sleep?

Diode 07-31-2014 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split (Post 373499)
LOL smh. does nik even tuck in his rib-eyes before he sings them lullabies & gently cuddles them to sleep?

DOUBTFUL.

i teach them tenderness

Masaii 07-31-2014 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer (Post 373281)
that's pushing rare son

Quote:

Originally Posted by ill nik-A (Post 373301)
I OWN U DIODE, U HEAR ME? MY FEAST FOR TWO SHITS ON YOUR ETHIOPIAN FILETS SON, SIT DOWN AND FILL UP YOUR TUMMY WITH WATER

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush (Post 373321)
Are you serious ?

U wrapped steaks in bacon and sat them on a grill for 8 minutes

Now u typing furiously cuz I'm not impressed
Lol

LOL ^

the meat is fucking rare OP wtf are you talking about?? Would neg if wasn't red.

Meth 07-31-2014 02:03 AM

diode hasnt changed i see

oats 07-31-2014 02:14 AM

Those saying the meat is rare - please confirm that you have eaten meat before. Preferably with picture evidence.

Masaii 07-31-2014 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oats (Post 373571)
Those saying the meat is rare - please confirm that you have eaten meat before. Preferably with picture evidence.

i can hear the cow mooing from here!

Witty 07-31-2014 04:14 AM

It's not rare tbh.

Diode 07-31-2014 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oats (Post 373571)
Those saying the meat is rare - please confirm that you have eaten meat before. Preferably with picture evidence.


Half Wit It 07-31-2014 11:45 AM

The beer is the only thing that looks disgusting about that meal.

Hush 07-31-2014 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oats (Post 373571)
Those saying the meat is rare - please confirm that you have eaten meat before. Preferably with picture evidence.

Diode is confirmed close minded
Thought you were smarter than that


Any more less cooked than that is called "blue"

Google it


Niggas with the strongest opinions often look the dumbest when the (BBQ)smoke clears

oats 07-31-2014 12:02 PM

I don't have a strong opinion, other than that it looks dank and medium-rare. I mean, I guess it's more rare than it is well-done, but look at the color of the meat towards the outside of the steak. it's not THAT rare.

Diode 07-31-2014 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oats (Post 373745)
I don't have a strong opinion, other than that it looks dank and medium-rare. I mean, I guess it's more rare than it is well-done, but look at the color of the meat towards the outside of the steak. it's not THAT rare.

hush doesn't know what medium rare looks like

hush also refers to grilling as bbq

hush's opinion is invalid

veritas 07-31-2014 12:19 PM

diode...may I ask you a question?

Hush 07-31-2014 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oats (Post 373745)
I don't have a strong opinion, other than that it looks dank and medium-rare. I mean, I guess it's more rare than it is well-done, but look at the color of the meat towards the outside of the steak. it's not THAT rare.

And diaode is not THAT much of an asshole


Bro
If I ordered medium rare and they bring me that steak id get it for free


Google steak done-ness or whatever the term is

Destroyer 07-31-2014 12:59 PM

that would be classified as rare
source: I watch master chef

Hush 07-31-2014 12:59 PM

Some niggas just don't know how to be wrong

Swerve 07-31-2014 01:09 PM

Diode tryna die from Listeria.

Diode 07-31-2014 01:27 PM

i am seriously leaned by the people who consider places like mortons or ruths chris to be top steakhouses, confuse bbq and grilling, own a small 22" kettle at best, and live in the city acting like they know the proper temperature of a steak

leaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

Diode 07-31-2014 01:28 PM

https://www.google.com/search?q=medi...w=1920&bih=979

even google has it right

Diode 07-31-2014 01:29 PM

these are the same dudes still cooking pork chops and loins to 165 degrees i bet

prob also dont understand how cooking lean meat works either

i bet yall put temp probes in ribs and cook pot roasts to 145 degrees too lol

Diode 07-31-2014 01:31 PM

for the lazy

http://patlafrieda.files.wordpress.c...edium_rare.jpg

the top is what rare leans towards. cool, red center. if you can't tell the difference between cool red and warm pink, leave thread.

Destroyer 07-31-2014 01:33 PM

quad post
diode = mad

veritas 07-31-2014 02:49 PM

Diode may i please ask you a question?

Diode 07-31-2014 02:56 PM

no.

veritas 07-31-2014 02:59 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9x8iDXKHG4

Destroyer 07-31-2014 03:03 PM

I never said the shit was rare
'pushing rare' is what I said
I stand by it

veritas 07-31-2014 03:07 PM

this wigger diode was sitting there chewing each bite like 50x talking bout "screw those guys!"

Diode 07-31-2014 03:08 PM

i'd eaten it already.

unlike most ncs clwons i dont rush to ncs right away to post everything in my life.

Fig 07-31-2014 03:09 PM

ill take some extra well done skirt steak at the park barbecue please

Diode 07-31-2014 03:11 PM

further, we were a little old for pokemon, weren't we veritas?

veritas 07-31-2014 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 373853)
i'd eaten it already.

unlike most ncs clwons i dont rush to ncs right away to post everything in my life.

translation:

I HAD ALREADY EATEN IT, UNLIKE MOST OF NC'S WHO IS JUST LIKE ME WHICH MAKES ME A CLOWN FOR THINKING DIFFERENLTY, I POST EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE IN SECTIONS BEFORE I PARTICIPATE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIKE ME'S APPROVAL.

veritas 07-31-2014 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 373868)
further, we were a little old for pokemon, weren't we veritas?

MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAA.....

YOUR QUADPOST OF FRAIL ANGER WAS LIKE PSYDUCK RETURNING TO HIS POKEBALL.

F YOUR COUCH.

Hush 07-31-2014 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 373853)
i'd eaten it already.

unlike most ncs clwons i dont rush to ncs right away to post everything in my life.

Ironically to a passer by u would seem the worst offender

Diode 07-31-2014 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush (Post 373925)
Ironically to a passer by u would seem the worst offender

good thing we don't get passers by here.

veritas 07-31-2014 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush (Post 373925)
Ironically to a passer by u would seem the worst offender

@THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS to thread

uh-oh 07-31-2014 06:50 PM

you dudes aint fucking with my steak game

AYO

12 INCH CAST IRON I GOT FROM FAMILY DOLLAR AND DIDNT SEASON RIGHT. WASHED IN SOAPY WATER, RINSED AND SET ON FIRE ON MY STOVE UNTIL DRY TO PREVENT RUST, AFTER EVERY USE

8 DOLLAR STRIP STEAKS FROM GIANT EAGLE

SALT.
PEPPER.

GET THE PAN HOT.

TURN MY ELECTRIC STOVETOP DOWN TO 6ISH CLOSER TO 7

WALK AWAY FROM IT AND LISTEN TO HOW IT SIZZLES FROM MY BEDROOM

WHEN IT RELEASES ITSELF FROM THE PAN IT SIZZLES DIFFERENT.

GET UP.

FLIP STEAK.

LEAVE IT AGAIN.

AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE SOUND WILL LET ME KNOW ITS ALL GOOD

TAKE OFF, SET ON PLATE.

SALT PROFUSELY

EAT ON PLATE BY ITS LONESOME.

SAVE PLATE JUICE FOR BAKED POTATO WHICH I SMASH WITH A FORK IN A BUTTER SALT AND STEAK JUICE MIX

IM OUT HERE FUCK YOUR GRILL AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT WOMAN METHODS

oats 07-31-2014 06:53 PM

lol@6 closer to 7


you're a man among boys

big baby 07-31-2014 06:55 PM

just saw a fucka porno where step son bang step mmumma while she is stuck opretty kewl would recommend 10/10

Strikta 07-31-2014 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 374004)
you dudes aint fucking with my steak game

AYO

12 INCH CAST IRON I GOT FROM FAMILY DOLLAR AND DIDNT SEASON RIGHT. WASHED IN SOAPY WATER, RINSED AND SET ON FIRE ON MY STOVE UNTIL DRY TO PREVENT RUST, AFTER EVERY USE

8 DOLLAR STRIP STEAKS FROM GIANT EAGLE

SALT.
PEPPER.

GET THE PAN HOT.

TURN MY ELECTRIC STOVETOP DOWN TO 6ISH CLOSER TO 7

WALK AWAY FROM IT AND LISTEN TO HOW IT SIZZLES FROM MY BEDROOM

WHEN IT RELEASES ITSELF FROM THE PAN IT SIZZLES DIFFERENT.

GET UP.

FLIP STEAK.

LEAVE IT AGAIN.

AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE SOUND WILL LET ME KNOW ITS ALL GOOD

TAKE OFF, SET ON PLATE.

SALT PROFUSELY

EAT ON PLATE BY ITS LONESOME.

SAVE PLATE JUICE FOR BAKED POTATO WHICH I SMASH WITH A FORK IN A BUTTER SALT AND STEAK JUICE MIX

IM OUT HERE FUCK YOUR GRILL AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT WOMAN METHODS

Lol

Word at that plate juice.

e11even 08-01-2014 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 374004)
you dudes aint fucking with my steak game

AYO

12 INCH CAST IRON I GOT FROM FAMILY DOLLAR AND DIDNT SEASON RIGHT. WASHED IN SOAPY WATER, RINSED AND SET ON FIRE ON MY STOVE UNTIL DRY TO PREVENT RUST, AFTER EVERY USE

8 DOLLAR STRIP STEAKS FROM GIANT EAGLE

SALT.
PEPPER.

GET THE PAN HOT.

TURN MY ELECTRIC STOVETOP DOWN TO 6ISH CLOSER TO 7

WALK AWAY FROM IT AND LISTEN TO HOW IT SIZZLES FROM MY BEDROOM

WHEN IT RELEASES ITSELF FROM THE PAN IT SIZZLES DIFFERENT.

GET UP.

FLIP STEAK.

LEAVE IT AGAIN.

AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE SOUND WILL LET ME KNOW ITS ALL GOOD

TAKE OFF, SET ON PLATE.

SALT PROFUSELY

EAT ON PLATE BY ITS LONESOME.

SAVE PLATE JUICE FOR BAKED POTATO WHICH I SMASH WITH A FORK IN A BUTTER SALT AND STEAK JUICE MIX

IM OUT HERE FUCK YOUR GRILL AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT WOMAN METHODS


tears. thats how i fucking cook everything lmao.


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