you guys are acting like chimps are the super sentinels of the wild

they are scared shitless of anything their size or bigger. they go run up a tree


a leopard sees one alone, he attacks it and kills it instantly. the chimp doesn't put up a fight at all, its just instant death. same as it would do to a human.


chimps cant survive without trees to run up and hide. they cant survive on the plains of Africa, people with sharpened sticks survive there though




the reason I said MMA fighter is because chimps ground and pound. an MMA fighter could possibly have the experience to get out of that situation

The only dogs bigger than a full-sized gray wolf are genetic freaks and rarities like cane corsos and bullmastiffs.

Human=/=Leopard

The chimp has the flight option in the wild. He knows it's better to escape a tangle with a dangerous animal.

If we throw one in a cage with another human, fight is the only option.

That's when the testicular maiming comes into play.

Real funny

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...27_634x404.jpg
None of y'all fucking with this dog....the last was fake lol

Lol i train at So Cal Fight Factory

lmao @ humans being domesticated animals

el pancake the poster child for suburban white ppl

but word chimps are vicious little shits

i saw this baboon documentary on nat geo cot damn those dirty fucks are some nasty creatures

throwing feces and shit

dont fight the chimp, be the chimp

This.

But really, if I'm cornered by any vicious wild animal I'm going for the eye gouge
Blind the beast and MAYBE you escape with a few bites and gashes.

I wonder what a Bruce Lee side kick to the abdomen would do to a chimp tho..

there's a difference between training and fighting.

just because i train 4 days a week doesn't mean metamoris is calling me up to fill in next week.

fightpage link, pls.

Anything delicate on your body is getting straight ripped the fuck off by a pissed off chimp, trust.

There's niggas missing their eyes, nose, mouth, dick and nuts ALL TOGETHER cause a chimp flipped on them.

MMA fighters train to fight other MMA fighters, Chimps go into Hulk Smash rage mode and beat shit into pulps.

You better be way strapped if one runs up on you or you are fucked.

A chimp with gloves, a cup, a face guard and shoes loses to me if I had on the same gear.

A bare chimp would still lose to me with my bare knuckles bc I can go crazy too. Idc about their strength it don't matter when the force of a punch renders them unconscious. It's about the hand speed & coordination.

Y'all losing the fight before it begins bc ur mental isn't right.

Is the phrase "go apeshit" or "go MMAshit"? I can't seem to recall

Even if you snuck up on a chimp and put it in an armbar, it has 3 other arms and a human brain that collapses to a minuscule Masaiiize when it gets cornered

If you aren't willing to maim a chimp you should be nowhere near them.

http://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/re...2013_56_57.jpg

I laughed.

ya that is sad.


but



she is alive. if a trained fighter attacked her with all they had she would be dead

I would straight murk the fuck out of a Tibetan fox

lmaooooooahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You make me smile.

ilu <3

Chimpanzees aren't trying to kill. They're not predators hunting for a meal. They just are vicious animals riding on instinct. So when that chimpanzee beat that woman's face to a pulp, she probably passed out and stopped posing a threat. The chimpanzee then was done.

That's what it would do to a human. The only way a human could defeat a chimpanzee would be to be entirely non-threatening until making a fatal move.

Do chimps react basically like us or quicker?

Cuz some animals be reacting before the shit even happens, like cats.

You're kinda stupid. If you fight you'd know this to be silly. Strength ain't all it's cracked up to be, and technically there are humans 2-3x as strong as the 'average' human. An average human lifts about their own weight in a benchpress, have ok running times, ok leg presses, deadlifts, etc. Theres people that can do double-quadruple this. Speed kills. Suck a dick and edit some typos, bitch ass nigga. And based on your boxing predictions nigga you ain't in the position to have ultimative fucking decisions like 'THE ONLY WAY A HUMAN' stfu.

They don't react before it happens, they just anticipate if it might happen, hence why you call a dog/cat stupid when they flinch when you were just going to pet them or you dropped something. They saw the action being made and their instincts relayed a message of caution. Granted, their reflexes are quicker hence why you think they can tell the future, but they focus primarily on body movement. Same with a crafty boxer, it seems he can see everything you're doing and is relaying it to duck/dodge but it's muscle movement/body language/kinetics. Usually to anticipate something you look at their legs since thats where most motive movement is based at, and you can react based off that. Or in boxing, usually when someone hits with a cross, you usually always have the opposite side hand up, since we don't KNOW if its coming, and usually we can't see it due to the punches plainview, but we're taught that the next hit is coming from the other side, so you cover the other side. Nah mean if you weren't a dumb ass fox you'd know cats don't react before shit happens.

ima chimp expert nigga chill

I was exaggerating.

/thread

isn't it interesting that its almost always women that they maul.

picture one killing/mauling all of your loved ones right in front of you, then going super saiyan on that fucker


fuck a 95 pound chimp


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdDrQ9-5Ntc





I actually would never want to fight one. cause you would have a very slim chance of winning.





an emperor penguin on the other hand I would love to fight to the death with

Lol @ a 4 page discussion

nig u fucka serious u got a fucka kangaroo with boxing gloves foh

aiight idk if i want to fight a chimp anymore tbh

thats the one from the pic someone posted earlier

basically a 200 lb male chimpanzee was living with a woman for years, she would give it wine, let it watch tv, bathe and sleep with it. well one day it was getting wild, so she called her friend over like help me with this chimp, im pretty sure it got out if i remember right, like it was in the yard and the owner couldnt get it back in

her friend also knew the chimp since it was young and was familiar with it.

well her friend had a toy or something in her hand that just pissed it off and it attacked

it ATE HER HANDS, because again they understand how hands work. then it worked its way to her face, by which time she was passed out from blood loss/shock/whatever

the owner stabbed it. not like cut it, but fucking stabbed it in the back, stuck the knife in it.

the chimp looked back like wtf are you doing i thought we were homies??? the owner shrieked and fled, and the chimp already preoccupied with eating her friends face a strip at a time, gave her time to call police, which is that 911 call

if you notice at the end the dudes like

"its ok they are shooting him mam" or whatever and she's like "HE'S NOT DEAD THO" and the dudes like "they will continue shooting until he is dead"

lmao shit got real

"My chimpanzee has gone off its fucking rocker"
"K be over 1 sec"

Lol dumb bitch

U know how dangerous those big kangaroos are son? They dont fuck around. Go within 5 metres of one and he will stand on his tail and kick you back 10 foot whilst cutting your abdomen open from his talons. Them shits r vicious fuck fighting them, id be up a tree if one of them came at me, bro.

Uh Oh with the haymaker....this is over with now, right?

allthat working out?

A WASTE

http://amradaronline.files.wordpress...mp-lawsuit.png

holy fuck this is her

not bad