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-   -   THIS FUCKING TEDDY GRAHAM, RAY RICE CURLY HAIRED OBESE STEPHEN CURRY CUBA GOODING JR WITH DIABETES LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER (ROAST OF MUFFINS CHUBBY ASS) (http://netcees.org/showthread.php?t=77833)

Badweather 06-14-2014 11:08 AM

This nigga looks like mall security, and his name is Bryce

Vulgar 06-14-2014 11:24 AM

This nigga look like a Bad News Bear became a Mongolian sous chef.

Vulgar 06-14-2014 11:28 AM

Lookin like Iran Barkley just came out of a peach tea party.

Lookin like if King Koopa was a big loser.

Lookin like his name was Templeton.

This nigga looks like he can shoot refrigerator magnets out his mouth like bullets.

He looks like Beanie Sigel was cross mutated with a sea sponge.

El Muffin 06-14-2014 11:29 AM

Lmfaaaaaao^

Whats with these asian themed ribs vulg? (Mongolian sous chef)

I look like I got chingchong in me?

Vulgar 06-14-2014 11:38 AM

Looking like he has a weak handshake.

Looking like a barricade guard from Lesbian Island.

Looking like his watch doesn't even have numbers on it, it just says G-A-Y

Chyeahhh!!! 06-14-2014 12:52 PM

Nigga edges his mustache in the shape of a frown

El Muffin 06-14-2014 01:00 PM

On god.

My stache hasnt been touched in like a month

Grows all beastlike like that my nigga

I usually have a stache similar to yours n hushes chyeah

Ion kno what they call it

Barber just trims it for me

I need haircut..long overdue

Chyeahhh!!! 06-14-2014 01:05 PM

FAM...you look like you walk up to random people and recite a battle verse...stare them down briefly afterwards and then just walk away

Chyeahhh!!! 06-14-2014 01:08 PM

This nigga looks like Badderweather

Chyeahhh!!! 06-14-2014 01:15 PM

Your stache don't look shit like mine. If I had a stache like yours I would talk to people with my head down. You look like you use rogain ChapStick. I bet you lip sync commercials with a cousin it accent. The hair follicles above your mouth should be studied and examined for hair loss research.

El Muffin 06-14-2014 01:32 PM

Fuck!

Battys here

Ohnooooo

Batty 06-14-2014 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big baby (Post 349558)
http://i.imgur.com/oXrmPBR.jpg

THIS DUDE LOOKS LIKE HE CHASED GOLDILOCKS AROUND LMAO YOU LOOK LIKE BULBASAUR IF HE GOT TURNED INTO A HUMAN, YOU OL GEODUDE FUCKING PORCUPINE POSSUM MOTHERFUCKER. MUFF, USE SOLAR BEAM

muff: MUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEERR BEEAAAM

DUDE YOU LOOK LIKE THE ATTACK OF THE PUFFY ASS CHEEKS omg



Looking like Dominican Republic Jack Black

Looking like a Care Bear with Down Syndrome.

this nigga uses cookies and creme mustache wax

Diddy Kong Racing face ass nigga

Lookin like Corky from Life Goes On finished dead last in a Bruno Mars look alike convention

this nigga makes mixed drinks with packets of pudding

Looks like Perry The Platypus joined Menudo

looking like he got a Tasmanian devil tattoo and he sales oranges by the overpass


Looking like the baby monkey who was homeboys with Tarzan

Looking like a Samoan Digimon

I bet this nigga smells like corn chips and desperation

nigga mustache looks like vintage Jenna Jameson pubes.

nigga got a Sheamus wrestling figure that he put in his butthole

nigga got a job folding burritos

Started off as one of the kids working in the mines in Temple of Doom


Life of Pie

Scumdog Millionaire

Looks like every minority formed one chubby zord

looking like he co-sign Captain Planet

Looking like a lesbian caveman before glasses were invented

Looking like he makes sports coats out of Llama fur in one of Kathy Lee Gifford ' s old sweat shops

Lookin like he sells weave hair at a LGBT beauty shop in Manhattan.

Lookin like a Garbage Pail Kid with type 2 diabetes

looks like he gave himself a fade with a cheese grater

Batty 06-14-2014 01:56 PM

Chinese Tyler Perry

Lookin like Jax from Mortal Kombat had a one night stand with a jack o lantern.

Lookin like one of Tito Jackson's kids

Nigga still trying to play GameCube games online

Looking like he brushed his hair with a brillo pad dipped in penguin after birth

Lookin like a fillipino Luis Guzman

Batty 06-14-2014 02:05 PM

Looking like he a boner when his uncle molested him.

Eyebrows look like 2 puma tails glued to his forehead.

Looking like a Transgender Hamtaro

Vietnamese Alphonso Rebeiro

Sewer Shark face ass nigga

Lookin like a Cuban camel embryo

Looking like he collects fingernails and teeth

Looking like a pregnant Wuzzle

Witty 06-14-2014 02:15 PM

Dead @Batty

And also dead @ buu absorbed Hush tag, step forward and get this rep.

El Muffin 06-14-2014 02:15 PM

TRANSGENDER HAMTARO

GJDGKKKFGKLGD

!!!!

El Muffin 06-14-2014 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty (Post 349824)
Dead @Batty

And also dead @ buu absorbed Hush tag, step forward and get this rep.


SURPRISE

SELF DEPRECATION FTTWWWWW

Witty 06-14-2014 02:18 PM

lmao repped!

NYCSPITZ 06-14-2014 02:20 PM

lol looks very beta with a low bank account and low-self esteem to be honest. Sorry for the honesty.

El Muffin 06-14-2014 02:23 PM

To the contrary my friend

I do well for myself n have narcissistic tendencies

As far as alpha beta shit....iono..I dont think likr that

Witty 06-14-2014 02:25 PM

Lookin like Winnie the Pooh had a baby with Ja Rule.

El Muffin 06-14-2014 02:26 PM

!!
Btw

Who is binoculars the good guys

Batty 06-14-2014 03:11 PM

This nig tried to get a patent on a helmet he built that dispenses Activia.

Looking like Broadus Clay and Precious baby boy

Lookin like he glues cookies to his face and headbutts skim milk

Lookin like he got a part time job delivering Cialis to cheap motels on the outskirts of Nicaragua

Lookin like lives in a duplex with Columbians

Lookin like a owns an '89 Chevy ASTRO Van with a wooden spoiler on top and Aztec shit airbrushed on it.

Lookin like he collects back issues of Electronic Gaming Monthly

Lookin like he cleans the skating rink after hours

Lookin like a Cuban pool boy who works at a motel with no pool

Lookin like he rolls his own cigarettes in loose leaf paper


Lookin like he does yard work for Tuco on Breaking Bad.

Vulgar 06-14-2014 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty (Post 349809)
Looking like Dominican Republic Jack Black

I bet this nigga smells like corn chips and desperation

Lol

El Muffin 06-14-2014 07:22 PM

Nigs saying I was scared to post a pic are being eerily quiet

Yea I know

I know

Its ok

Whats already understood aint gotta b explained

El Muffin 06-14-2014 07:43 PM

Wrong thread

StarFaggot 06-14-2014 09:49 PM

This nigga look like the bear from The Cleveland Show

El Muffin 06-15-2014 03:06 AM

YOU FUCKS

WHERE THE TWO DIRTY NECKBEARDS AT.

BAGS N VERITAS

U HIDEOUS PIECES OF SHIT

IM HERE

Batty 06-15-2014 12:11 PM

Looking like Beebop from Ninja Turtles at a job interview for a car wash

El Muffin 06-15-2014 09:37 PM

Muff casts Resurrection

StarFaggot 06-15-2014 09:52 PM

He looks exactly like the bear from the Cleveland Show.

That should end thread.

El Muffin 06-15-2014 09:57 PM

Dude someone already sajid that shit I think

Im highaf so iono but yea

Neighbor 06-15-2014 09:59 PM

Creampuff Daddy

Batty 06-16-2014 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neighbor (Post 350528)
Creampuff Daddy

leaned.


Lookin like El Dandy from WCW had a son with a Hebrew Fraggle.

Lookin like a janitor Zoolander

Lookin like a homeless Crood

This nigga looks like he makes homemade Dunkaroos

Lookin like he got a face full of apostrophes and shit

Lookin like he's got one arm shorter than the other and he rides dirtbikes in circles.

Lookin like he mixes cake batter with a boat motor

El Muffin 06-16-2014 09:39 AM

Is it odd that im flattered by some of these?

Haha

Batty 06-16-2014 01:49 PM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Uvi4DD43wW...320/msSwan.pnghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sq83EPnUKJ...320/jax+mk.gif

El Muffin 06-16-2014 01:56 PM

FUCKING GONE

GAME SET MATCH

Thats spot on

big baby 06-16-2014 06:15 PM

u guys always vote for batty this rigged . i no play eva agen fuck dis

El Muffin 06-16-2014 06:30 PM

Nooooo bb ur medusa joke has speshul place in my heart

El Muffin 06-17-2014 12:53 PM

Upping coz karaoke a cowardly fgt


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