Well I stand corrected. Tell me one thing I should improve on in my writing besides "actually write something coherent". I've used the nonsense gimmick to death :/
Thanks for the condolences. And I'm in Mississippi so trust me I know all about humidity. It's terrible.

Your content is your biggest issue, usually.

It was 103 here today.... fuck you all.

Your face is your issue. Sorry, I felt like being immature. What's the topics gonna be next week? I may join.

Damn. I'ma gonna pray for you

Fuck 103 degrees. I'm just gonna move to Fargo.

We get in the 120's around august-september

I'd die

hey @Certain didn't I have 4 wins not 3?

guys stoopid. it not a word. but a english word mad eto be fake soanish wich means dating

yeah but I I think you missed one of my no show wins before that

i lost to ink first week then i think i went on a 4-0 run before losin to zyg then just write was the 3 loss

You were 3-3 after Week 6. Your losses were to Ink, zygote and Just Write.

Yo so last week I put an ad on craigslist because my ps3 broke so I offered to trade a tattoo for a ps3 or other electronics and got 3 ps3's, a gopro hero 3, and now an lg marquee.. im about to open a damn ebay store lol

real basketball


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzsgc4BNZXM

Itwas 83 degrees outside and lovely. Santa Barbara California is where it's at my friends

hawaii is a muggy 90+. especially if you're in the sun doing hard labor. well, hard for my current standards.

Championship
1. zygote (8-2)
2. Zombie (3-0) | No one has ever before seen anything like it.

Zygote should take this with ease if he trys, but it seems he's been playing to his level of competition lately which might haunt him here as Zombie I believe is underrated.

Contender match
3. timeless (6-4)
4. Split Eight (2-2) | This can't be how it's supposed to end.

hmmm...On surface seems dope. Split is a wild card liable to no-show. Time is off and on dope/half decent. I'll take split.

5. Perpendicular (1-0)
6. Frank (7-3) | This is your chance to prove yourself.

Dope battle, nice topic. Both should slay it. If perp is who I think he is last time they battled it was one of my favorites with the topic being "The Cape" or some shit. Red Glare won that barely. BOTW easy, I got Perp in a nail biter.

7. Vividlyvague (6-3)
8. Certain (2-2) | It'll make a man out of you.

Certain seems to get votes regardless of what he drops or who he's going against so I can't say vivid because his name doesn't hold the same weight. It's a sad day kids.

9. Just Write (4-3)
10. King Ra. (4-5) | We can do this if we work together.

Dope bout here. this will be one I will make sure to vote on as I enjoy reading both works. Toss up in reality. But I'm going with Ra. if he shows.

11. Mike Wrecka (4-5)
12. YDK (3-3) | How will we ever make it stop?

hmmm...Both come back from hiatus and should have that on there side rather against him. I think Mike is the better writer, but YDK can drop the better topic stealing the show. I'll take Mike in a close one.

13. Adonis (4-6)
14. Cereal_Killa (1-1) | It's the only thing that's important anymore.

CK is my nitto. We have both vowed to please the stadium.

15. Vulgar (4-2)
16. oats (8-2) | The whole world is depending on you.

Nice. This is damn near the champ match in all honesty. I will take Vulgar as Oats seems a bit worn out. Vulgar is just dope point blank.

17. Johnathan Mercy (1-2)
18. MMLP (0-4)* | Nothing really matters anymore.

Mercy, if clicking on all cylinders can and has beat anyone worth mentioning I think. Even with a half verse he out wrote my best work. So....

19. dead man (0-2)
20. Soulstice (0-2) | You need to figure out who you really are.

Double NO-SHOW

Then complains about swaying.

http://media.giphy.com/media/L29fiOMSDhhvi/giphy.gif

For the record, I lost to timeless two weeks ago, friend.

@Witty

:) I have been sitting in a cesspool of love and devotion..

kind of like this..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da6N3...TPvXw&index=20

im definitely in some dire need of cursive text..

adonis. certain murdahed his lazt battle wut u talkin bout u female aka innovator aka idk ? who yew? be nice. gimmik or not u lose 2 with ya @Certainly @mercy whatev DA FUCK u did last battle dat gimmik too. same way except certain @ donald sterling? clever idea, smart, and to the point. certain has a way of going bout things that is liked. y not vote 4 him?
@Certain i gotcha here bud even tho u fucka stoopid as shit lmao idiot certain stfu certain shut up yeah

Championship
1. zygote (8-2)
2. Zombie (3-0) | No one has ever before seen anything like it.

--The battle of disease... get it?(da z's) anyway, i see a more focused man in either direction taking this. Zombie has what it takes, he just needs to be consistent.

Contender match
3. timeless (6-4)
4. Split Eight (2-2) | This can't be how it's supposed to end.

--Split has the ability from what i think i know. Timeless has the vision. if both can harness their spectral opposites this could be a very interesting match.

5. Perpendicular (1-0)
6. Frank (7-3) | This is your chance to prove yourself.

--perfect topic tbh. botw material easily, providing no shenanigans, no-shows or dummy pieces by Frank.

7. Vividlyvague (6-3)
8. Certain (2-2) | It'll make a man out of you.

--it will. if i can beat cert, i will see my self in a new light. hopefully one not created by fire. faggot.

9. Just Write (4-3)
10. King Ra. (4-5) | We can do this if we work together.

--Ra. is the veteran of epics, more vivid than vague. JW is a long line-jotting story killer. this will be good. i think i got JW on this.

11. Mike Wrecka (4-5)
12. YDK (3-3) | How will we ever make it stop?

--mike has the rigidest flow style on roster. i think if the approach is ambitious he may break even this week. YDK should spit that hot fiya if he's gonna drop.

13. Adonis (4-6)
14. Cereal_Killa (1-1) | It's the only thing that's important anymore.

--I haven't read Killa in a minute, but I remember him being at least decent. I see adonis with better execution in a concise piece, but Killa may have that x factor. we'll see.

15. Vulgar (4-2)
16. oats (8-2) | The whole world is depending on you.

--botw for sure. this topic is tailor-made for both, as i see both taking the anatomy of this topic down to the molecule in a battle of contrasting, yet ingenius pieces. i will be afraid to vote on this one.

17. Johnathan Mercy (1-2)
18. MMLP (0-4)* | Nothing really matters anymore.

--mmlp has promise, but after last week John may have a howitzer on reserve. Will he even need it? we'll see.

19. dead man (0-2)
20. Soulstice (0-2) | You need to figure out who you really are.

--def a cool battle if these two show up. botw material if they do. I favor Soulstice's style more, but Deadman is Deadman dammit.

I'm not arguing my losses I'm talking about my wins. There was a mistake because the week I voted extra to get my win back was never reflected in the thread record titles. Count my wins an ignore the records

Through six weeks, you had three losses. So you had three wins.

you lost against zygote, no showed with just write, and lost to ink, you have two no show wins, and a win against adonis. NOW STFU

3-3 MAWFUCKA HAVE TO FUCKING GO IN ARCHIVES WITH YA NON COUNTING ASS JUST BECAUSE U WON AND U DIDNT VOTE BUT CERTAIN LET U VOTE DOENST MEAN U GET ANOTHER FUCKING WIN FOR VOTING U FUCKING FUCK, WTF KINDA SHIT IS THAT "OH BUT CETIAN I VOTED SO THAT MEANS I GET 4 WINS IN A ROW RIGHT CAUSE I DID WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO RIGHT CERTAIN? "

NO MAWFUCKA U SUPPOSED TO VOTE HOW U GONNA BRA GFOR SOMETHING U SPPOSED TO DO

HERE I'LL LET CHRIS ROCK EXPLAIN IT FOR YOU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0B_ekSrsEk

THATS U, U A DUMB NIGGA

big baby is my best friend.

@big baby, do you want to contribute to the magazine this week?

maybe lata

Oh nice. Hater. I feel like we got off on the wrong foot. Right foot left,right left. Foot soldiers be good now.

Big baby might have some of the worst posts in history. You do have some great ones though so I concede

This is the explanation I was looking for thank you.
telling me how many losses I had when I was asking about wins is irrelevant, considering I didn't know how many weeks I participated in

I wish I had a fortune cookie around to cheer me up.

;/ I can eat like 5. I love those things. And I'll keep the best fortune

A Chinese couple had a black baby an named it sum ting wong