Certain's a fuckin machine yo

what do u thik general stonewall shouldve did @Certain
how many licks does it take to shut the fuck up @Certain
if a woodchuck chucked wood how much would his friend chuck fuck his girlfriend raw whiles hes at work? @Certain
5 x 6 / 5 +199 -189 +11 -22 x 5 no pemdas. @Certain
who do u think won between oats and el pancake @Certain
does the moon have little moons we cant see cause were not paying attention? @Certain
tight vag moderate wet or really wet semi tight? @Certain
fav type of porn, in fetish category @Certain
y do ppl dislike donald sterling? i think he very funny guy @Certain
do u think i sexy @Certain

loose vag bone dry demoisturized with silica packets

Sup niggas. (Sterling voice)

Made my day.

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Bb pls

me and mustachia listen to portugese fado it gewd i like tdis song u should really listen even if u hear it and u like "yuk" at first, just fucking listen dis wut i listenig 2 i listen to it just fucking listen plz just plz listen PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so gewd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVtO8tOZ4yM

I raise you


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnjNr...e_gdata_player

fuka 9 min u idiyote s8 ..fuck now i STUCK HERE 9 MIN!

k it ok lol i listen. sound like jazz rock spanish. wut race r u s8

Avoided Chancellorsville.

One. If you're licking something, you can't talk.

Probably as much as he could for as long as the woodchuck was chucking wood, assuming that chucking wood was an occupation and not a hobby.

Negative 83.

El Pancake. You can read my vote.

Would debris or small rocks constitute a moon? The definition of a moon, as I understand it, can be very liberal. Earth's moon could have its own moons.

I guess I'll go with really wet and somewhat tight, though it's best to have both.

Does two girls and one guy count as a fetish? Probably not.

He's racist.

Yes.

Why are you invisible@ Certain

*blush* !!!

Im white and very slightly Argentinian

I don't want people to know how much time I spend in the Flying Feces Coalition and Black Listed News subforums.

it's a secret :)

read my two verses, you might be able to sherlock that shit.

i know

i'm surprised you haven't relayed the information. thank you.

don't be surprised, I am an excellent person....probably the best person who ever lived tbh.

imagine someone breaking your big toe with a sledge hammer

k.

not you, specifically. but sure.

can anyone here do a standing backflip?

i cannot.

I can do all of them.

not rly, i would break my neck.

one time i hit my head doing a backflip into a swimming pool.

i lack coordination.

@deadman, are you home yet?

my mom split her skull open once on a diving board.

she floated there for a while in reddening water but she lived.

true story.

frank yeah but i decided to wait until tomorrow or wednesday. i am still feeling jovial but less motivated to think about much of anything. sorry

I used to do a standing backflip but if only try on sand because I wasn't confident.

Thanks for tagging in for me @big baby

lmaooo

lmao u didnt help her dead?....fukk silly

wen mag come fucka idiyote certain @Certain no ask me for help? k

big baby who would win in a topical, bb vs. zombie.

i fuck zombie up why?

oh u said bb vs zombie.. hmm close probably bb still. i beat both badly.

'cause he used the word rhodopsin last week.

im not so sure.

who's to say?

cakeelpan who win mike wrecka vs certain

@Zombie why u use dat word idiyote

Lmao

certain beat him in the winter topical

i'd say certain wins in most scenarios but mike's good.

not talking anymore and certain noes why bye. @Zombie no show and sign out. bye