u so fucking big masaii so strong hold me masaii so muscles much strong lift mountain masaii ;_)

Hi guise just wanted to let you know, again, im bigger, faster and stronger than anyone here. It is okay, I understand my physical dominance makes you mad....but here is a video for you;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Yq1qAEMFg

i only a baby i literally 2 feet tall u fuckan dumbo fuck

i mentally superior so....yeh

I highly doubt you're the fastest person here, though.

I bet Diode outlifts as he uses a powerlifting program and from what I remember you use a bodybuilding type routine.

Biggest, yeah.

Good work on the progress, natural or not.

I wouldn't want to get that big, personally, but good work regardless.

wut he mean fast lil baby gewd @ speedbag lmao imagine a baby usin a speedbag, and me and mustachia jog in our diaper sweats everyday 5 miles under half hour she more doe she dumb. how fast u

diode out deadlifts me this is confirmed.

Can we get a moratorium on Masaii meme usage? Thanks. It feels like an episode of the League rawdogged 9gag on prom night, and left its bastard child in the care of Hush and Pancake

I am faster than Masaii in every running event

*whispering* repped

Practice running away from bullies?

Nah practicing running track

pics

That's an impressive avatar pic, brother

Mas...you my boy and all...but I would hurt you.

Carry on.

I cant sword fight sorry brah

...what? still waiting on your pics brah, if you really wanna bring those skeletons out the closet

You still have much to learn young sir. I will be around.

Masaii let me give you some advice. Cut the chin strap, makes you look like a douche. Also you're too short to be that swole makes you look stumpy and girls don't like that. Work less on mass and more on definition.

Id like to do aeros advice actually but my diet needs change and i hate cardio. One day tho bruh.

Ps i dnt have a chinstrap its just the light. No cronus.

This I'm stronger routine is wack

Nigga I got way more money
Big deal

We've already proven that not to be the case.

Why we gotta do dis?

edit: n/m already covered

I am able to out strength all of you in functional strength.

Like arm wrestling?

mayhaps.....

but more along the lines of physical work over a long period of time.

yeah I bet you were handling a lot of wood.

fact is, I am stronger than you in all aspects that matter, and just as strong as you in your little gym arts, while mocking you with the bodyweight revolution.

Additionally, I far surpass your levels in all and every aspect which matters to you....which ironically, matter not to me.

'bodyweight revolution'

praise to the lol-gods, you bless me too much some times.

AYO but

Bodyweight training is neat an all

But

U do realize that barbell strength training is a superior form of developing functional strength.....?

Sign up here and see this faggot ass shit. Nigga nobody cares about your back muscles.


Your back in shape in the same way ric flairs pecs are.

hey veritas

my strength functionally ceases the flow of blood to people's brains, hyperextends their elbows, knees, and ankles past the tensile capabilities of their ligaments, and dislocates their shoulders while maintaining a dominant position both standing up and on the ground.

i guess that's functional, eh?

you fools. Of course I still use weights....like a 75lb weight vest on my body when I try to do more than one pull up in futility. or when I do 20 pushups with it on.

you fools 2x: If I am moving my body against gravity that is resistant. the only way barbell is effective if it is realistic.

you fools 3x: I lol at you talking about deadlifts and yet you couldn't climb a rope.

4x fools: I still use weights some, I curl 3 sets of 10 with 40 lbs for jokes. All the training I will do will translate to real life...when is the last time you layed down on your belly and lifted your legs up in real life? work those hammies bro.

I mean brah...

I mean fag.

all that is great, but against me you would lose 10 out of 10 fights. fact.

same as i told that idiot troll sicc, if we're ever in the same area i will gladly entertain you at an open mat. that way no feelings get hurt and no charges get pressed.

will be a lot less likely than sicc though since you live in the middle of nowhere

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this quote is the exact reason why you would lose...every time.

olympic lifts are entirely functional strength. pushing and pulling at their most basic and fundamental.

that is all you ever need.

"okay"

which is essentially what I do.


I care only about strength, speed, flexibility, and endurance.

think it through.....why would I say what I did? why would you lose if we went to the open mat?

focus.....

Veritas really has no idea what he's talking about.

Sounding like a crossfit girl lel

Stay ignorant, though. It's worked in every other facet of your life.