It's called ambiance nigga

The more expensive the plate, the smaller the portions

And then ure not paying for the food, ure paying for some top flight chef to give u ur food with a unique presentation

Fuck that, I can do it myself

Generally I ain't spending more than 30 for a plate.. I've been to these fancy ass restaurants where it's almost 100 for a plate only cuz it was family related n everything was taken care of.. Food was amazing nonetheless but u'll never catch me in there tryna wine n dine a bitch

Most I have ever and will ever pay was 75 bucks for a steak 20 for the potatoe and 5 for a fuckin mt dew. some fancy steak place in Toronto. meal for 3 was 225 bucks after using a 50 dollar coupon. best steak I've ever had but fuck that

So you are paying more to sit in a nicer seat with dimmer lighting.

Lolk.

Some people will never understand homie


Till a dude has a trio come to their table to play violin while you eat if will continue to be that way

i'd drop a bill on a steak. but i want to be unable to finish it.

i took my girl to the fat duck a few years back.. bill came to £400. you get 11 courses of the most imaginative shit though. one course was jellied squid deep fried with beluga caviar, iced roe puree, freeze dried capers and seaweed. the experience was worth it.

so you paid like 450 american dollars to eat something i wouldnt eat if you paid me 450 dollars

sounds worth it fasho

Ayo....

Flambet tho

Table side?

Shit was neat to say the least


An they lit the ice cream on FIYA too...shit was dumb good an cool as fuck.

Way to prove you have the intelligence of a grass fondler

naa, i paid 450 english pounds.. for 2 people having 11 courses at one of the top 5 restaurants in the world for my girls birthday. everything was amazing, including the blowjob i recieved as i drove her to the hotel aftewards.

worth it forsure. (works out at 20 a course for the best food i ever ate)

I can get a steak you can't finish for 13 bucks at Walmart ... Swear to you lol

But I like my shit cooked very specific and most don't get if right , hell I can't even get it right half the time

Almost 1,000 us dollars for food that looks like mildew and foam on a beach


Your either rich, stupid or full of shit

word you said 400, thats why i said 450 cuz the pound/euro or whatever is worth more than an american dollar

but honestly i was just jealous with my reply. i love food. i would try squid and seaweed if it was from a top 5 restaurant

Squid is good though

wal mart steak scares me. but at the same time, i get my steaks from giant eagle. and the meat seems pretty much the same.

used to go straight to DA BUTCHA but word :\

as far as steaks go im a faggot. i dont like em super rare, and the sweet spot is hard to find. i have to cook it myself so if it isnt right i have no one else to be disappointed in.

i think i could fuck with octopus. i'd channel the third of italian in me and just try and forget i'm eating satan spawn.

squid just seems like bait tho. something i would use to catch something worth eating

i wouldn't eat a walmart steak for the same reason i don't eat mcdonalds. i've seen how their cows get treated. enclosed with no room to move and knee deep in shit.

squid is good tho forreal, from battered calamari rings to grilled mini squids. garlic octopus tentacles are the ones.

i need to try sushi versions of them all tho.. different experience all together.

i dont mind the treatment of the cows

they wouldnt be as deliciously marbled if they were allowed to move. although they need to figure out the whole poop thing. i think i seen something on pigs, they shit through a cage/grate and just breathe in there poop particles for their entire existence

BACON THO?????

There's a spot I took my girl to in Philly what got a a hundred dollar cheese steak. trippin.

But also - when you say entree I assume you mean at an a la carte joint? It really depends though. I'd remove my own heart and eat it before I drop 100 on a cheese steak.. but fresh lobster can sell at over 85 I'm ok with that.. same with some bad ass steak.. but ion't really eat red meat no more. shrug.

like Frank said, I'm a lot less adverse to dropping dough on special occasions vs random night out.

yeah it's the faeces thing that really does it. just need to try get your meat from the right places and it's all cool.. hard to do consistently, even over here.. i try only buy meat straight from farms these days.

lamb is my favourite meat overall tho and i probably eat it the least.

i would drop 100 on a cheesesteak tho

but i mean a regular philly cheesesteak is probably the shit

one of the few things on my bucket list

Man nah

U ont even want a 100.00 Philly cheesesteak...that's when they try an fancy that shit up...fuck that...u gotta get that shit from a fuckin shack in a back alley made by Larry
For 13bucks a 16 in w cheese wiz

Indeed.

Wagyu beef and shit is wasted on a fuckin cheese steak. Gimme a slab of shitty grease beef.

I don't eat steak anymore. Got tired of eating the same shit every time I go out. I'm more inclined to pasta and seafood. Squid mussels and mollusks all day.

Cost is relative.

Yup

Or when they roll the decadent ass desert Cart by



Or when dudes slicing a whole fucjing roast pig at my table

Iunno

Some ppl just like fried chicken

Lol fuck cows

women included.

Damn I took this bitch to this place called amora's in hollywood one time, its a vegan jewish place but the foods out of this world,at the table next to us was samuel jackson and a few tables down further was gearge clooney and his wife, thats when I knew I was fucked. I should have checked the place out before going there. 2 plates with one glass of wine each and dessert was 285. At least she put out. Thats some expensive pussy tho.

I wudda instagrammed that shit.