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Destroyer 02-21-2014 08:18 AM

nah for real tho, taco was fire back in the day
somethin changed...

Strikta 02-21-2014 08:19 AM

Blasphemy.

Take a plate of Taco Doritos.. throw some taco meat & velveeta mixed up on that bitch.. top w/ scallions & serve w/ sour cream.

d,h;alshfdlhsfdygvihnwig;dkskjng,xsznfb,nka;n;d

DONT TELL ME TACO IS TRASHY

DONT U TELL ME THAT

Destroyer 02-21-2014 08:21 AM

lmao
you're making taco salads with the shit?
that's hardly fair
that's like me being like " what son? what???? grill up a fillet wit some roasted potatoes on the side with grilled asparagus and then eat a spicy nacho Doritos and TELL me that shit ain't fire as fuck!"

Strikta 02-21-2014 08:25 AM

Aye Des.. on some real shit tho.... these right here are the fucking truth bro.. they had em' in the Circle K's out here. lol

http://www.usafoods.com.au/core/medi...fad4f4efec59c3

Strikta 02-21-2014 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer (Post 280452)
lmao
you're making taco salads with the shit?
that's hardly fair
that's like me being like " what son? what???? grill up a fillet wit some roasted potatoes on the side with grilled asparagus and then eat a spicy nacho Doritos and TELL me that shit ain't fire as fuck!"

HAHAHAahaha

maths debate 02-21-2014 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just C (Post 280435)
Lol have you heard yourself?

the only reason I stepped forward for that tag was because Aero lied. If he hadn't of posted I wouldn't have said anything.

I don't need anyone's acceptance.

You try and act like I crave acknowledgement?

All you've done for the last page and a half is try to prove to me in pretty much every post how accepted you are while racking your brain for "lulz" for the board.

And thats funny to me. You're a jester, You're a try hard. Point blank period.

Is there anything else?

I don't need to be funny when I can just call it how it is.


terrible begets hypocrisy with this dumbass

you called me a terrible boarder out of nowhere which implies from the get go that you take this shit srsly & consider yourself an upper tier boarder (lmao @ this whole boarder lvls shit, your pathetic & corny for that)

lol @ i don't need anyones acceptance, dont worry we got that covered cuz you're getting rejected, fagget

and gone @ all i've done is "prove to you i get lulz" - the fuck you expect when you call me a failias? it's called me countering the lies & bullshit you said

lmao as if i go around saying i'm the funniest member on the site

unlike you idgaf & have gone w/o claiming tags even tho i get props for em (mr. masaiiyonara)


keep making yourself look like a bigger fail fagget w/ every post

just remember, you started this you "top tier" boarder you

get a life & stop talking about being a top tier boarder, fagget

(lol @ the paragraphs. what happened to your easy going gimmick, son?)

2XL 02-21-2014 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer (Post 280452)
lmao
you're making taco salads with the shit?
that's hardly fair
that's like me being like " what son? what???? grill up a fillet wit some roasted potatoes on the side with grilled asparagus and then eat a spicy nacho Doritos and TELL me that shit ain't fire as fuck!"

LOL at this.

I kind of view cavemen as dogs. So if they tried em I'm sure they would love doritos. Only the originals though. I dont know if they can handle all the exotic flavors. just too much for their tastebuds

maths debate 02-21-2014 08:52 AM

oh boy, here comes king masaiiyonara w/ the ether post



can't wait to see what new material this holofaghic moron has to offer




*insert lars accusations & lulz claims here*

Just C 02-21-2014 08:53 AM

This really means the world to you huh?

maths debate 02-21-2014 08:56 AM

YEAH, DAWG


CLEARLY, YA KNOW I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN ON PAGE 1 BUT SOME RAND FAGGET HAD TO HEAD DOWN FUCKERY LANE W/ ME



LET THIS ENCOUNTER DIE YOU ANNOYING SON OF A BITCH

Split 02-21-2014 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maths debate (Post 280402)
kill me if i see another string of primeval syntax ending w/ a question mark aided by the hands of this Just Cause 2 mod tweaking dildo jelqing fagget

lmaoooo

Hush 02-21-2014 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyzo (Post 280426)
@Just C



Worst boarder of the year 2013-2014

Yup

Neighbor 02-21-2014 09:12 AM

My cat likes Doritos

I hope this answers your question

Sicc 02-21-2014 09:18 AM

I honestly don't think they would. They were used too eating raw thing such as fish, maybe cooked/smoked over live flames like anything else they ate. I don't think they would have enjoyed them very much. Probably would have had to been one of those things that are like an acquired taste sort of deal.

Like Lobster. Not everyone enjoys the taste, I sure as hell don't.

Just C 02-21-2014 09:19 AM

You've literally been sat in this thread waiting on my replies refreshing to see my name pop up.

Diode 02-21-2014 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just C (Post 280389)
Gordan Ramsey's pallet
under developed pallet

@El Pancake

Diode 02-21-2014 09:26 AM

v/ maths

anime_boners 02-21-2014 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maths debate (Post 280395)
lol @ "I did?"


just c with the top tier cumback


good shit, fagget


dude calls me terrible boarder/worse alias & follows through w/ 1 dimensional creativity that rivals the exotic plots of a deliciousgirl open mic


@anime_boners to remind this anti-mainstream hipster cumedian of his unparallelled lulz capabilities

um

why tf am I being involved in this?

PancakeBrah 02-21-2014 11:15 AM

Well this escalated.

Ate some nacho cheese doritos while watching SOA last night. It was enjoyable.

uh-oh 02-21-2014 12:41 PM

nacho cheese and cool ranch ftw. i went through a phase where flavored chips were amazing. any and everything. alot of it is overdone tho. you dont wanna eat something like that all the time it gets wack and old. its like marinating a steak. its awesome but really the steak itself is fine without marinades

BUT YO

i don't think a caveman would like them, mainly just looking at how tastes have developed in the past 2000 years let alone hundreds of thousands of years

the romans favorite condiment, which they put on EVERYTHING, was fish slime basically. a bunch of these little fish like sardines, i dont know if they were sardines, but those types of fish, they would let sit in the sun in special clay pots for a few days, and the salt content in the fish, combined with the moisture and the heat, would basically liquify the guts of the fish, and after a certain ROTTING period they would strain the shit into bottles/vases whatever they used, and it would be good to go.

they put this slime on everything from the meats they ate, to even dipping fruit in it

it was like the ranch dressing of BC times

and it sounds fucking disgusting

now when you look at doritos they are flavored with cheese basically, which is rotten milk from a COW.

so i think 2000 years from now people will look back on us like wtf so they milked COWS, and then fermented the milk and made it coagulate and then they mixed it with chemicals and etc.

i dont think the cavemen were ready

mainly because they didnt have any dairy in there diets, other than breastmilk from humans. so at the very least it might taste good to them, but the fact they have no tolerance for the lactose or whatever its called, it would lead to violent diarrhea and maybe even full blown sickness

which would lead them away from continiuing to eat it.


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