saw your name

negged

You used to post with such verve. Something's changed in you. Something in real life. And I don't like it. Not one bit.

ask da,na

I don't understand the words you're typing.

cake i am disappointed in your sig change

How do you mean?

negged

i liked your old sig better

There's no talking to you, Split. You're just a headstrong bully. That's all you are and have ever been. You're here to hurt people. I can't have this negative energy in my life.

I haven't really changed my sig? I had the 'Duck List' for a few hours. That's about it. I don't even remember the last quote I had in there. I live my life by the second, Diode. I purposefully erase any memories older than six hours to keep myself on my toes at all times. Constant vigilance. Keen perception. Fastidious examination of self and the enjoyment of brevity. You know this. Don't confuse me. Everything's happening right now. No past sigs bro.

it was me telling you to get that nd vag

le sigh

le cake

le deauxch

Oh yeah. That was a great sig. But one must not get attached to such things. If I were to craft the perfect signature, if such a thing even exists, I imagine I would only employ for it a few months. Variety is the spice of life.

Can someone type up a transcript so I don't have to watch this woolly mammoth-looking Central Pennsylvanian spill marinara all over his life?

LOL

best part is when you start laughing at shit before you said it

lmao


do the timesquare one for part 2

“Certain, you are a fat faggot. I would imagine that you would probably eat a Cinnabon out of a toilet. I mean, Jesus Christ, you still haven’t posted a picture. We all know you’re hideous as fuck. You are the evoluuushin (sic) of Rawn. When your friends play Mortal Kombat you skip your turn so that you can narrative fun facts about the game. Your friends hate you. Get yourself a (chortles) cardio regiment (pronounced w/ T sound) you flabby journalist. Or maybe you could just write an article about something you actually know about; putting dicks in your mouth.”
-Bags

Thanks, friend.

@Bags, I'm going to have sex with your mother tonight.

-10 for not watching

lmmfao @ "write something u actually know about like putting dicks in your mouth"



lol'd irl again at that

I watched this stoned on my break

Fucking funny

GONE @ NEIGH AND STRIK'S AHAHAHHAA

lmao at crying robot tattoo on genos ass

Word son. Im bout to start doin some ill shit.

Funny stuff.

JOE!!

fuck.

ill get u next time

you got me good man
I like how you used jokes as old as me to do it

lol'ed at you write fan fiction for lady sonya, lol'ed at your eyebrows are thicker than your moustache..

You forgot uh oh as well.

lol at des. that tv one was fresh doe!

an yea @Aero some people I didn't do cuz I had just did them for the topical mag....but uh oh would've been good again im sure lol

I wanna look into choppin the videos up so they look clean as fuck like that one detour posted.....his shit was awful but it looked dope....might start adding some cheesy graphics and random pictures to describe jokes too haha

I wanna make one of these too.. maybe one day.

Ur an inspiration, forreal.

I'll prolly reach out for assistance w/ pointers & how to use Youtube.. cuz I have NO clue how to fuck w/ that shit. I ain't savvy like I used to be.

This should be archived tho.. & u deserve praise.

It's shit like this that makes it all worth it when it comes to this website.

Lol @Strikta

lol ok.

my favorite promos he ever did were the wwf ones with jim ross to intro mankind. his ecw anti hardcore promos are a lot more revered but I prefer his original mankind work with JR shit was amazing.

lol. this seemed kinda sarcastic, but ill pretend it wasn't lmao. and uploading the vid to youtube is literally 2 button clicks.

If you mention me. I'm gonna humiliate your life son. Vintage Joe cellnphone camera mag style.

Nah.. not being sarcastic at all.. NOBODY else on here takes the time to do joke vids on majority of the site like that.

When I record mine I'll let u see it first before I upload it... I may start writing for it when I get more weed tomorrow.

Like I said, it's inspiring bro.. didn't mean to come off sarcastic.

Srs

Fuuck, u set the bar kinda high tho.. I don't wanna come off lame like a Hoard NBL mag.

Still, I'm gonna do one.

lol joe mags r hilarious

an word strik if ur serious hit me up illhelp u out with whatever u need bro. shits fun to me.

No doubt.