Lol smh

black sheep of the spock family

son has pierced cainines

girl's forehead is so big it looks like the rest of her face is melting off

this motherfucker is finna marry a skeksis:

http://alienationmentale.files.wordp...03/skeksis.jpg

Some of these roasts are fails. Disappointed that some of you had the audacity to type half the shit your saying.

Do yourself a favour my friend, do not post in here.

Everyone goes through this...it will pass, and you will be accepted.

Standing up for yourself while being roasted is frowned upon.

Looking like he chugs benadryl w/ parachute pants on during the weekend

Lives his whole life based on a blink 182 song

I'm standing up for my GF I could give to fucks what anyone says about me.

lol at least your shits funny

Not going to lie tho, Fresh looks like that dude Chris Humphries, lol.

Hes got more of a pug nose than me, but yeah pretty much

I understand, but it will just make their insults even more cruel....all you can do, if you don't want to see them insult your GF, is leave the thread.

Standing up for her will not make them stop....it will encourage them.

They are animals, beasts....it's why I love them.

Netcees is very different from RB....you will grow to appreciate these people and their sense of humour, I promise.

tbh, jim blaze the only mother fucker who deserves to eat shit, the rest of you scum are alright

I still think we should permanently rename disc The Shark Tank or possibly at least change the subtitle under it to "Welcome to the THUNDERDOME"

Basically what I sent you @ RB via PM.


Only time I've agreed with Witty, I think. Your not so faggy after all. Maybe you do have some kind of WIT.

Lol gone tho.

Dude looks like a gay Russian sex slave whose party trick is to take out his piercings and blow cum out like a whale's blowhole. They call him Nikolai The Sperm Whale.


5 Potatoes and a Cabbage for a night with Nikolai The Sperm Whale.

This nigga needs to practice magic and get good enough to make that "girl" disappear.

not gonna rag on your girl but

You look like Haley Joel Osment's corpse filed for unemployment but they redirected you to work as a janitor at Hot Topic instead. You look like Brad Pitt's little brother after being transformed into a piece of shit.

not gonna lie the osment line made me chuckle.

Martha Stewart had a daughter?
It's wierd, cause ur aftershave looks like her fathers.
Whatever, but did you See what shirt she's wearing dude? Run.
I would bet this bitch has held more than a few guns.
Her smile is over, and her bite under.
Does it laugh while it thunders?
Give her a mole and watch what I wonders.
A crazy ass witch from the gutters.

Poor rhyming, very basic..also unfunny.

I would destroy you.

Dude, this is dope. Some unintelligent faggot is following my threads commenting on everything I post. Are you gonna make me famous bro??

I'll make you anal raped.

For real though, I got a jimi hendrix poster Im sure you would love; ill sell it to you for 13 bucks.

Where I live 'buck' means to have sex with someone.

Are you offering to have sex with me 13 times?

Off the record; no.

:(

Lookin like he brushes his hair with an iron.

If you chug a whole bottle of Robotussin and punch yourself in the dick and look at this pic real quickly it looks like Avril Lavigne and Shawn Michaels sitting inside an oil painting.

lieutenant dan ass lookin motherfucker lmao

I loove you jen-ay

Lmao wtf

lolol
ya girl coulda stunt doubled for sloth in the goonies

if her eyes were an 1/8th of an inch closer she'd legally be declared a cyclops

http://i.imgur.com/CiMqVMz.jpg

http://s28.postimg.org/tqwtkmbjh/mat...oflafeioea.png

lmaO

damn big baby da big baby applaud from the depths of hell

Upload your suicide on youtube please

jesus lmaoo

Fuck lmfao