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Still has a blood vendetta against upn for cancelling homeboys in space
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been plotting 50 cents murder ever since he stop making G-unit gear
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Phoned in a verbal complaint against subway for not carrying the sandwhich item "pigsfeet"
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is planning a concept album based on bioshock
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Lookin like everybody hates chris got lost in the underground railroad
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still wears s.carter's & no limit shoes in lime green
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Has bred a golden chocobo but cannot locate the knights of the round materia.
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wrote on a job application as a reason he left his previous jobs : they were ratchet
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smells like coco butter & jordan cologne
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secretly enjoys looking like a modern-day adaption of 'generic friend of fat albert'
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This nigga irons his fubu shirts on his forhead with a rock
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MeetBlackPeople.com profile pic is his Nutritional Science degree form Dusquesne and mentions his love for young children at least three times
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spearheaded ill-fated campaign to name his local community center after Ronald Regan
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the only way he can read a book is by creating a machinima for the characters in Sims 3
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This is some quality roasting
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Plays monopoly without the chance.or community treasure cards to teach others about his struggles
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-yes it really is....
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Wrote 20 page, single space complaint letter to apple alleging autocorrect has racist tendencies
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multis for "frothy loins" stay on deck
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lookin like someone dressed up a milk dud with glasses an a sweater
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wears different color glasses daily based on mood
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refuses to play checkers because he thinks its racist
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Created a turn based roleplaying game based on the civil rights movement
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puts fresh batteries in pocket watch every week
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Has entire pokedex memorized but refuses to play pokemon until black protagonist is introduced
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Watched devil wears prada in the theater....an didnt even talk during the movie
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no one wanted to play Yu Gi OH with him because it consisted of only race cards and doctored excuse notes for the sickle cell anemia unit of health class
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fronts an alt rock band made up of him and 4 ever changing white people
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The only thing that exceeds his black pride is the passion for his 37 sided dice collectablez
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Sends 3 sketch ideas to Tim & Eric daily
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The sexiest nerd.
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Doesnt understamd what carl sees in lenny
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practices ukulele 50 hours per day
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the lenses in those glasses are almost as fake as his girlfriends orgasms
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gets annoyed when strange dogs dont bark at them so he can call them racist
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last time he put real cheese in his macaroni he couldn't see straight for forty minutes
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