He looks like Count Chocula's stillborn son got stuck inside a sewer.

http://www.harmony-korine.com/img/gummo/c/005.jpg

prepping his makeup for audition as a cocky, coked out Alex Trebek on a sketch comedy YouTube channel: "wong, wong, and wong again! where's Can Jennings when you need him?" didn't get the part, 'too french canadian'

He looks like Charles Dicken's favorite house pest.

Lookin like he can talk to the ghost of Stanley Kubrick

Lookin like he writes brail messages on old Animorphs book covers

His classmates call him Slimey Lionel

Photo taken inside Chyea's bomb shelter. deemed a repopulatory demographic goldmine for the post-chinpocalptyic world

SLYTHERIN

If you capture him, they make you a dean in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Lookin like Oliver Twist had a Hollister itch

Lookin like he dusted glass tables and snorted nail polish back in the Victorian era

Lookin like he'd ask for more soup

Ol' Green Eggs and Ham lookin ass boy

lookin like a serial killer off Sesame Street

lookin like he tried to drink from the well in The Ring

lookin like he'd emerge from the well in The Ring

fuck

Skin the same shade as Amanda Todd's small intestine

Corpse Kid & The Mystery of the Factory Smoke

Nincompoop Elias

His face looks like an artsy piece of black widow shit

wrangles w/ blustery days on his hundredth of an acre Pooh ranch

lookin like Houdini's greatest kept secret came alive

lookin like he was born in a circus

lookin like a pyramid robber

lookin like a Qatari camel flea

had to go to a lactose tolerance seminar after pissing in the whole milk at tennis camp

wants his parents to move to Carmen Sandiego

lookin like he tells scary stories around the campfire but they all happen to be autobiographical

lookin like his soul's music is the Are You Afraid of the Dark? opening theme

lmaoooooooo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jitg-3xbmKU

knows 1400 multis for 'trapper keeper'

http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__..._Nightmare.jpg




Ok I think I'm done.

snickers at left Twix/ right Twix commercials every. single. time.

"I eat the ass" collectibles enthusiast

Ol plastic face ass nigga

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Lmfaooo