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-   -   LOOLOLOL DEADED @ THIS HIPHOP DONKEY LIPS ACNE RIDDLED BULL DYKE LOOKIN LIKE HED SMOKE A BLUNT FULL OF CRICKETS IF U PAID HIM IN DICKS. (ROAST OF VILLIAN) (http://netcees.org/showthread.php?t=50260)

Fig 02-01-2014 08:23 PM

Mixes up elmers school glue an a lil sprite. sips with a bendy straw. gets fucked by men. a lot of em

Hush 02-01-2014 08:23 PM

This is what a hot pocket looks like when it gains sentience

Fig 02-01-2014 08:24 PM

Makes a crutch out of his star reader award from third grade to roll his grass joints

Fig 02-01-2014 08:26 PM

he rode the family dogs face violently

Split 02-01-2014 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush (Post 266126)
This is what a hot pocket looks like when it gains sentience

gone

Vulgar 02-01-2014 09:48 PM

lookin like Bubba Sparx's cousin Fresno tried to get on the Proactive commercials

Vulgar 02-01-2014 09:49 PM

Lookin' like a rabies infested racoon started wearing South Pole

Vulgar 02-01-2014 09:50 PM

lookin like he works at Dennys as the welcome mat

Vulgar 02-01-2014 09:51 PM

Lookin like a chickenhawk and he doesn't even have any political affiliation

Vulgar 02-01-2014 09:55 PM

with those Shirley Temple lips

lookin like Piglet from Winnie the Pooh moved to Detroit and started selling hub caps

lookin like a human mop bucket

son looks like Justin Bieber and Rampage Jackson had a child and it started wearing Pelle Pelle

Vulgar 02-01-2014 09:58 PM

lookin like he washes his face with lasagna

He looks like he sells celebrity feces at high prices for weird fetish industries

Vulgar 02-01-2014 09:58 PM

Lookin like the first and last victim of the Spaghetti-O's pandemic

Allen Knight 02-01-2014 09:59 PM

Looking like stewy grew up an got mouth herpes from letting bryan lick his face

Vulgar 02-01-2014 09:59 PM

Lookin like the lead singer for Pee12

Vulgar 02-01-2014 09:59 PM

Lookin like he tries to lick girls eyeballs on dates

Allen Knight 02-01-2014 10:01 PM

Lookin like he motor boated a pepperoni pizza

Vulgar 02-01-2014 10:02 PM

The Butterscotch Kid

he looks like Augustus from Willy Wonka tried to emulate Paul Wall

Cam'Ron was talking about him when he wrote the looney tooney tooty fruity multis

Allen Knight 02-01-2014 10:02 PM

Lookin like his nick name is big baby

Batty 02-01-2014 10:10 PM

Looks like Otho from Beetlejuice when he was in grade school.

Shirt doubles as a picnic table cloth.

He's actually a Zord made from all the kids from The Sandlot

Lookin like he just gone done putting together snap-it stage 1 model kits with his grandpa.

Rosie Odonnell as Leave it to Beaver

This Lil nigga used a Gameshark on Hunger Games

Does stunt work on the covers of Goosebumps books.

Vulgar 02-01-2014 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 266098)
Them little ass lips never seen a shout in their life. Everything he says is a secret.

lol

Vulgar 02-01-2014 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush (Post 266111)


This nigga face got genesis graphics




lol

Batty 02-01-2014 10:11 PM

Looks like he diced his eyebrows with a Ped Egg

Vulgar 02-01-2014 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty (Post 266213)

He's actually a Zord made from all the kids from The Sandlot

Does stunt work on the covers of Goosebumps books.

bahaha

Vulgar 02-01-2014 10:13 PM

boy looks like Checkers used the essence of his face to flatten the pepperjack cheese

Vulgar 02-01-2014 10:14 PM

His father was a Viking, his mother was a pig

Allen Knight 02-01-2014 10:15 PM

Lookin like they use the design of his head to make the Ufc octagon

Allen Knight 02-01-2014 10:16 PM

This niggas eyebrows look like there fighting over parking

Vulgar 02-01-2014 10:16 PM

lookin like he uses dumpster juice to shave his face

looking like he sits in the back of every classroom he's in and plays with hairballs

Allen Knight 02-01-2014 10:19 PM

This nigga stores his fitteds in bowling ball bags

Vulgar 02-01-2014 10:20 PM

Lookin' like he paints his face with margarine and corn syrup.

This is what a Killer Clown looks like without make up or a sense of style.

Lookin' like his idol is Detour.

Lookin' like he uses facial soap made with the grease off PJK's bike. beepbeep

Batty 02-01-2014 10:30 PM

Bodied at dumpster juice and bowling ball bags.

This wigger looks like he gangbangs with the Ugnaughts from Empire Strikes back.

He looks like dead kid by the train tracks from Stand By Me.

Looks like he's been washing his face with one of Kid Rock's old nut rags.

Lookin like one of the puppets from Lazy Town and shit.

His lips look like a magenta UFO

Took a sidejob startling Pokemon with his body musk

Not a Niners fan, just knows the city has lots of other fags

Does this kid's shower curtain actually say "handmade soap"? Is this a tween version of Robert Paulson? "I am Jack's herpes face constellation"

Lookin like a benchwarmer in the Special Olympics deaf lesbian triathlon.

Owns all versions of Nintendo DS

Was dismissed as "too wack" for admission into Juggalohood

Batty 02-01-2014 10:39 PM

His complexion resembles the final days of John C. Homes' dick.

Looks like he's been cranking dirtbikes with his chin

Got swag like he would be coming up with elaborate ways to order a Real Doll off the Internet without having it traced back to him.

Jacks off with condoms on for practice

Looks like he was born with male and female parts and has been getting meds for it for about 5 months now.

Has one black friend named Shavon who's a beast at Yu-Gi-Oh trivia

Clayray 02-01-2014 10:57 PM

LMFAOOOO THIS GOT ME ROLLIN OVER HERE

Clayray 02-01-2014 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 266118)
Got a flannel skin condition to match that wretchid shirt

^ even though acne jokes been played out since the first page.

This the goat.

Split 02-01-2014 11:23 PM

Can I roast this nigga and post pics later

@Bags @Vulgar

Clayray 02-01-2014 11:25 PM

Oh you gotta get permission? Lol how's daddy treating you

Split 02-01-2014 11:31 PM

^^^^suck a dick faggot. you look like why's ways inseminated a quarter pounder and gave it benefit of the doubt on its multi rhyming ability before realizing how pathetic its social life was you NY chowder consuming son of a Mediterranean whore

Clayray 02-01-2014 11:50 PM

LMFAO nigga my moms made fun of me better than that you suck.. I thought you said you was going to roast me?

Witty 02-01-2014 11:53 PM

Villain, don't post in here.

Clayray 02-01-2014 11:54 PM

Or what? haha


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