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Mixes up elmers school glue an a lil sprite. sips with a bendy straw. gets fucked by men. a lot of em
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This is what a hot pocket looks like when it gains sentience
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Makes a crutch out of his star reader award from third grade to roll his grass joints
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he rode the family dogs face violently
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lookin like Bubba Sparx's cousin Fresno tried to get on the Proactive commercials
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Lookin' like a rabies infested racoon started wearing South Pole
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lookin like he works at Dennys as the welcome mat
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Lookin like a chickenhawk and he doesn't even have any political affiliation
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with those Shirley Temple lips
lookin like Piglet from Winnie the Pooh moved to Detroit and started selling hub caps lookin like a human mop bucket son looks like Justin Bieber and Rampage Jackson had a child and it started wearing Pelle Pelle |
lookin like he washes his face with lasagna
He looks like he sells celebrity feces at high prices for weird fetish industries |
Lookin like the first and last victim of the Spaghetti-O's pandemic
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Looking like stewy grew up an got mouth herpes from letting bryan lick his face
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Lookin like the lead singer for Pee12
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Lookin like he tries to lick girls eyeballs on dates
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Lookin like he motor boated a pepperoni pizza
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The Butterscotch Kid
he looks like Augustus from Willy Wonka tried to emulate Paul Wall Cam'Ron was talking about him when he wrote the looney tooney tooty fruity multis |
Lookin like his nick name is big baby
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Looks like Otho from Beetlejuice when he was in grade school.
Shirt doubles as a picnic table cloth. He's actually a Zord made from all the kids from The Sandlot Lookin like he just gone done putting together snap-it stage 1 model kits with his grandpa. Rosie Odonnell as Leave it to Beaver This Lil nigga used a Gameshark on Hunger Games Does stunt work on the covers of Goosebumps books. |
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Looks like he diced his eyebrows with a Ped Egg
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boy looks like Checkers used the essence of his face to flatten the pepperjack cheese
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His father was a Viking, his mother was a pig
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Lookin like they use the design of his head to make the Ufc octagon
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This niggas eyebrows look like there fighting over parking
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lookin like he uses dumpster juice to shave his face
looking like he sits in the back of every classroom he's in and plays with hairballs |
This nigga stores his fitteds in bowling ball bags
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Lookin' like he paints his face with margarine and corn syrup.
This is what a Killer Clown looks like without make up or a sense of style. Lookin' like his idol is Detour. Lookin' like he uses facial soap made with the grease off PJK's bike. beepbeep |
Bodied at dumpster juice and bowling ball bags.
This wigger looks like he gangbangs with the Ugnaughts from Empire Strikes back. He looks like dead kid by the train tracks from Stand By Me. Looks like he's been washing his face with one of Kid Rock's old nut rags. Lookin like one of the puppets from Lazy Town and shit. His lips look like a magenta UFO Took a sidejob startling Pokemon with his body musk Not a Niners fan, just knows the city has lots of other fags Does this kid's shower curtain actually say "handmade soap"? Is this a tween version of Robert Paulson? "I am Jack's herpes face constellation" Lookin like a benchwarmer in the Special Olympics deaf lesbian triathlon. Owns all versions of Nintendo DS Was dismissed as "too wack" for admission into Juggalohood |
His complexion resembles the final days of John C. Homes' dick.
Looks like he's been cranking dirtbikes with his chin Got swag like he would be coming up with elaborate ways to order a Real Doll off the Internet without having it traced back to him. Jacks off with condoms on for practice Looks like he was born with male and female parts and has been getting meds for it for about 5 months now. Has one black friend named Shavon who's a beast at Yu-Gi-Oh trivia |
LMFAOOOO THIS GOT ME ROLLIN OVER HERE
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This the goat. |
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Oh you gotta get permission? Lol how's daddy treating you
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^^^^suck a dick faggot. you look like why's ways inseminated a quarter pounder and gave it benefit of the doubt on its multi rhyming ability before realizing how pathetic its social life was you NY chowder consuming son of a Mediterranean whore
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LMFAO nigga my moms made fun of me better than that you suck.. I thought you said you was going to roast me?
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Villain, don't post in here.
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Or what? haha
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