diode is hood rich

RESPECT your couch.

My nigga.

Word.

all these pictures are from when i first got whatever. most of the rooms are more complete now. that theater one is pretty awful since i had just gotten the couch that day

Why do you fight? Violence isn't the answer.

gotta have a reason to lift things up and put them down, amirite

What do you do in life what is your occupation?

senior vp. sales.

yes diode we all do bjj. we all watch UFC and say you know what? i want to roll around on a mat with a sweaty guy just like my heroes on the tv. thats what i want to do, cause ya know bjj is super cool and at the next PPV i could tell all my friends, thats what i do. we all do that like you. and we all know that in a nifty orange back pack is a awesome high qualty gii. how retarded of me to have fucked that up.

no, it was retarded of you to think that i was excited about a fucking backpack.

you fucking fuck.

and there is no ego in bjj. the assholes who come in to show off at the next ppv or to be like their heroes never come back.

but hey. good for you on your prejudices.

I aint readin all these pages.....i can only imagine wat u cretins have come up with


But yo......why that room in diodes crib look like the dentist office

because it is my office?

And u are a dentist?

if a dentist keeps a fully stocked bar in his office..

then yes.

Damn son. I would get nothing done. Lol.

Who sits in that crispy leather chair in the corner?

thats where i smoke my pipe and read books. it reclines.

i almost replaces it with a studded leather couch. but then i didn't.

I smoke a pipe too.

Probably different stuff in it.

Maybe not?

Probably tho.

tobacco. bud goes upstairs in the closet behind the theater room.

U have a theatre room.

fml.

it ain't cray like on tv shows. that couch up there + 106" screen. i dont have stadium seats and popcorn vendors and games and uplighting and shit.

Looking for a consulatant?

muh fucka u just listed a bunch of shit i don't have.

I have a couch, but just a normal sized one, and I dunno exactly what size my tv is but definitely not that big.

Adopt me?

its a projector. way cheaper and better than a tv when you get to that size. you can get an epson 8350+screen for barely over $1000 at this point.

nope, sorry.

Or you could adopt me.

Y'all act like you never seen a white person's office before.

I want your wife to foot my butt

this made me lol for some reason

dope life tho. srs.

this, too, made me lol

Respect that couch...