Fuck you

sub'd

Im jealous of the army topics. I wanted an army topic :(

Your picture has a one man army!

*rimshot*

Lol. I need to watch that movie, ive never seen it. Is it any good? @PancakeBrah

Which movie? A Clockwork Orange is in my top 10.

Yea. Idk why but ive never seen it

I hate to be that guy but I much preferred the book. Movie was just okay to me.
@uh-oh is in the tournament.

Jimmy was skipped because I haven't seen him post lately.

lmao

poor jimbo

Word so im next? Fill me in for whoever man ill check n as soon as I see it im up on this

@PancakeBrah I won't be able to show. Life's being a bitch right now.

Sucks you cant make it but Ill for sure take your place.

That's cool with me.

i'll be a replacement

Uh oh has replaced Coup and Mordycai has replaced Zenland. Both informed me they wouldn't be able to write. Respect for them for being proactive and in turn getting their subs in early.

As for the remaining alternates I am putting Nigma in the top spot as he mentioned in a pre-sign up topic he wanted in on this. Oats and Orc take the next two due to talent. Then Alphabet and Plot.

1. Nigma
2. Oats
3. Orc
4. Alphabet
5. Plot

@YDK and @Frank are the only two non check ins currently. They have until tomorrow at midnight eastern (because I won't be up for pacific) to sign in or theyre replaced. I will either assign the remaining reserves to a battle I think has high no show potential so they can write a sub verse or I'll extend no showed matches a day to give reserves 24 hours to write a verse. Not sure which route is best but it'll be decided by the check in deadline.

Y u choose dat

you guys are lucky i didnt get put in the nik-a oxus BATTLE THO

i was eyeing that lol hoping one of them would bow out and i could write a gladiator epic

but i at least have a vision of what im gonna do with the one i got

glad i could get in this shittt

Good looks @PancakeBrah siked on this

WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING REPLACEMENTS CHAT THREAD?!

GO AWAY FAGGOTS


SUM1 WHO MATTERS IN THIS TOURNEY TALK

sup @Bags sup man

@Bags I mos def agree. The fuckin nerve. This shit needs a cellulite trim PRONTO....

Woooord


Im bout ti do my predictions

@Bags good idea.

@Bags

dead man vs. breathless

K so.....dead man would basically need to survive a cranial gunshot wound to make this match even......

Mr. J vs. Witty

This should be DOPE. Ive read more of squiggly 12 shit then witty tho.....so im prolly not a fair.judge....but i got J here

ZYG vs. Zenland

Never read zen....ever....haha cuz idgaf about u. Zyg a monsta. Easy call.

big baby vs. Fig

K i jusy now am realizong i.dont read topicals. .... i read.like 2 fig pieces. Baby is better. He will win.

Frank vs. Adonis

Frank is da badguy ....my favorite topical persona. And.a toptier writer. Adonis is 4ft negative 3 and his face looks like a fat swollen hairy axe wound. Give it to frank.

trap vs. CopyPat

I beat traps recycled verse in the storytelling tourney cuz im really good. He is too tho. I think hes better suited for this then pat......tho me an pat go way back lik pat sajac

NYCSPITZ vs. YDK

Lol ydk wack as fuck.

ill nik-A vs. oXus

English is garbanzo. Fuckin Eiago beak nose sand nigger. Nik will body.

Pent uP vs. symetrik

Never read sym...pent do gawd.

Wise Ways vs. Vividlyvague

Should be good i guess. Idk only read wise.

Lars vs. Objective

Lars will murk objectives paranoid schitzophrenic.shit to pieces

Certain vs. Mike Wrecka

How many fucking battles r there? Fuckkk. Certain wilm win


Vulgar vs. Innovator

Lol innovator is horrible at any type of writing this site offers.

Split Eight vs. Veritas

Veritas better come.correct.

Soulstice vs. Coup

Who cares. Idc about u soulstice.

Bags vs. Just Write


Uh me?

Any discussion, shit talking, bitching, and predictions go here.[/QUOTE]

lmao @ including the [/quote]

dirty pool, bagasaurus. dirty pool.

Lars vs. Objective is the closest battle of this round. Lars already has forgotten the topic and will come back Tuesday to check it and write a verse in 43 minutes. Objective has not spoken to anyone or eaten anything since seeing his topic and has written six verses with 47 drafts each and is poring over them all to determine which gives him the best strategic and quality advantage possible.

dirty pool, bagasaurus. dirty pool.[/QUOTE]

THERE ARE.NO RULES IN THE GAME.OF NETCEES.


Edit.


Loooooooool

Unfuckimg real..just quoted u.

I will oeave it in favor of goodsportsmanship.

Fml.

i think the ensign iago was italian, though.

Idk wat ur words are. U have a bird.nose.

I'm not even going to start writing until Monday. When is this shit due?

Wednesday.

probably. Lennon's is more aquiline, though. and yours is fat?

Would you use the word aquiline in real life?

You've worked yourself into a corner.

Either you do and you're that guy.

Or you don't and you're living out your English Vocabulary Dream on the internet, trying to impress personas.

Either route is, without fail, horribly sad.

neither: Lennon's beaked nose was staring at me. and it was succinct? i can be well spoken but i'm generally not using that 'higher' register unless i'm in front of a professor. or something.

you're arguably as/more wordy. caveat?

Cringe

oXus thinks he's smarter than everyone but has no clue how obvious it is that he thinks that.

i really don't. i probably did in my teens. but alright.

Well put.

It was succinct. But it was so overtly pretentious and tryhard.

Plus your rap voice sucked.

Eng the og with it tho. There's a diff imo