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He doesn't sell ponchos but he can point you in the right direction.
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Went to senior prom in black jnco cargo pants
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The head lice memoirs by dullboy
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Son got a job at citgo cleaning the gas pumps w his mouth.
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Lookin like he has a fully furnished cardboard box under a bridge
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Make a wish foundation granted this luekemia victims wish by giving him aids.
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if you get him a beer deep he will tell you he secretly wants you to care
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has a tattoo of TATU
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Runs a moonshine business out of a land fill
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Front of his house looks like a junkyard
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"Virgin to Mobile Home Operator- a Misleading Memoir" by Freeman Cologne
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Lookin like a homeless magician high off lo mein
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Gave his gf a engagement ring around the.collar
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ghost wrote Sisterhood of the Traveling Jizz Smock
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gave his gf an engagement gif
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has a recurring dream where he and his three favorite beanie babies enter the matrix
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Pisses in the shower after he's done an turned off the water
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naps with a daylight
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Gave.his.computer a virus cuz he used it on his matress an it has.bed bugs
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Writes hatemail to dragons
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Proud his sweat.stains don't wash out.his white ts
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Lookin like he eats taco meat out of a tube sock
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Uses macaroni cheese mix as mouth wash
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Llokin like hed smoke a dick thru a pineapple wearing chlamydia.
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Lookin like the great depression aborted nazi gsrmany.
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Aspires to be exactlly like Oscar the grouch
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Quote:
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Lookin like his govermemt name is dull boy
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Quote:
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Aeropostales i eat catshit collection
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Combs his.hair wit road kill
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Lost his virginity to a 300hp level break
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Lookin like he stole splits tire. caps
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Lost his.virginity to a dumpster
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Has 3 dead cats that he takes better care of then himself.
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Lolll
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Has the hygiene efforts of bacteria
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Gave ringworm to a.gym mat
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Every summer he goes camping.in.a.sewer
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Somebody needs to answer my fucking question.
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