i jerked off while driving once.

How did you cup the balls?

Never mind. I don't need an answer.

I didn't it was just a standard session.

I'm relatively confident a semi truck driver caught a nice flash.

Does anyone have any requests for this week's magazine?

talk about my unprecedented 6-0 start and the giant roadblock to 7-0 i face in the league champion/darling of the topical league

Darling?

this nigga said darling da fuq lol na u cool diode

diode brah what site sold u that frank-sized ego? cyber monday deal?

@Split Eight I just sauced blue to blue through 2 opponents leading to a perfect SH breakaway my last beer league game. 3 apples, 1st star of the game. Opposing team's goalie was a girl though which discredits me to an extent but the players were college/junior/HS experience type of cats

would toedrag/savard spin-o-rama u

r u a playmaker or a pure goalscorer

probs lol

we do just plain puck. trashcans out on the pond


i would lay down a Chara slap from the point and permanently disfigure the goaltender

Machismo impresses me.

just started game of thrones, this shit got incest out the ass, the fuck???

First you post about loving bros, then you start watching a show known for showing penises.

nigga why spoil it tho?? I want to see that shit with suspense naw mean now u ruined it

I just got off.

I said he is a roadblock to 7-0. Reading is fundamental!

LOOK ALIVE PEOPLE

IT'S THE DIVISIONAL ROUND

LETS STIR THE POT

Frank is a fagboy.

Idea#1: I want an interview!!!!! Please?
Idea#2: Certain's corner- capturing emotion

-or-

mastering a killer closer to a topical verse

Certain's Corner is a regular-season feature. @Vividlyvague, can you talk now?

yeps. just don't have aim tho. I have skype.

No. 1Vulgar vs. No. 9 Diode
No. 2 Vividlyvague vs. No. 7 NYCSPITZ
No. 3 Certain vs. No. 6 Frank
No. 4 Mr. J vs. No. 5 PancakeBrah

Is this you saying you're going to ignore the topic and/or no-show?

would be bad form to vote for myself ...

i can't pick up the pen until i see a mag it motivates me...

PancakeBrah vs, Certain finals. PCB wins in an 11-1 blowout due to consulting text battlers after waiting two weeks for votes

lol @ the dq mr.j tag.

well done.

Who voted for me?

Pent uP

thanks for the tags, bros.

glad i am on your mind.

Diode don't listen to those mean people.


Stay golden, Diode.


Stay golden.

mag will be up tomorrow.

where da fuck my mag

Im saying tho

@Mike Wrecka

nigga, it's mag time??? I'm fiending, give me my high... @Mike Wrecka

dawg i can't even write w/o it serious need motivation

Mike Wrecka had some real-life issues come up. I'm going to write quick predictions to go along with the review and interview and post it now. It won't be long, though.

The magazine is up: http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=40092

u r my lord + shepp