has a tribal sleeve on his ankle

his astrological sign is Scabies

Dead@body language dislexia

An yo! Im mad fashionable.



This nigga got dirty band aids in his fridge

this nigga crosses his z's and o's

lookin like he shaves with a laser pointer and a can of EZ Cheez

This niggas heart pumps rust
Son got a pickup truck w his face on the door
This dirty faggots favorite color is hepatitis

dead @ face on his pick-ups door

he has a brand of a TapOut sticker on his left asscheek

grew up on the corner of the Boulevard of Broken Dreams and Wimpy Ass Faggot Ave

This dirtbag has skole flavored hotpockets on backorder

went to the special olypmics for muff diving, fucked up the entrance n broke his collarbone

his childhood hero was Trojan Man

Nigga frames expired drivers license

ima smoke a J bone then be back

Has gravedigger's autograph on a pantera t shirt

Hires a crane operator to pluck his mustache eyebrows

Sleeps with a life sized cardboard cutout of a different member of Metallica each night

Takes selfies after snorting a mixture of Frank Oceans dehydrated semen and a 10 year collection of Troy Polamalu's dandruff

Cries while masturbating to his collectors edition VHS version of Spice World

Preferred method of transportation is a custom painted razor scooter

Goodness

lollin so hard at some of this shit

Dead.


Geno dialled the fck in. Haa.

Bags got it imo roflz

OLE NIGGA IN HERE NOT EVEN WORTH AN OLE NIGGA JOKE OLE NIGGA.

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three years running shopping cart attendant of the month at his dad's snowblower dealership

found his wardrobe at the middle school gym's lost and found

Nitrus Brio Jr.

used to wear his letterman jacket for tennis under every outfit

Srsly looks like Andy Roddick raised his autistic son in a Walmart clothes rack

has been trying to get his deaf friend to teach him how to say "pube salad" in Braille for their entire friendship

this niggas got trig functions for eyebrows

Was born without a personal bubble

has the charisma of an autocorrected Mein Kampf read by Microsoft Sam

all of his pickup lines are sexual knock knock jokes

he stole those lips from a coinpurse

Considers The Sims: Making Magic to be the best game ever created

currently on house arrest for extreme cyber bullying on Mario Kart DS's chat channel

couldn't think of a name for his balls so he used his grandparents' names
got thrown out of his church for surprise christening them at his brother's First Communion

if that tattoo was any gayer, Bruno Mars fans would travel to his house in Newark every year to pay respects

"Faggot Steve-o: sputum sniffer"

LOL damn, split an cake lold me

wheres DR OSWALD SWANSBERG

PLEASE JOIN THIS THREAD

you all got it twisted, that is not his hand lol. We are actually roasting a picture of this dude getting roasted

lookin like beetleguise & jeff foxworthy jizzed on a trailer hitch an this creature sprouted

is the last known living relative of turnbuckle tom

owns a collectors edition higlander sword autographed by larry the cable guy

IRS put a lien on his lawn mower

this dirtbag drinks moonshine made from white out

i bet this cracker smells like old nintendo cartridges an mustard

this faggot listens to lincoln park while he sets his arm hair on fire

this poor faggot has a track phone that runs off a 9 volt battery

he got transformers that transform into learning disabilities

tumbled out of his mother's cunt, in the living room of a mobile home, whilst she watched a Charles Bronson marathon.

dates a woman who owns more handguns than she has teeth

met said soul mate in the 'camping and outdoors' aisle at wal mart

marked his territory on the 3rd seat from the back on his bus route with his scent, everyone in town knows not to sit there

his 'special cologne' he wears on first dates, is actually just deer piss from the local hunting and bait shop, cut with a tiny bit of his own piss

born with varicose veins, jaundice, leprosy and a hair lip

basically what I'm trynna say is this dude might possibly the highest concentrated form of white trash ever discovered.

This nigga has pet turtles.


This nigga has to put on a helmet before receiving a sponge bath

This nigga has gum and boogers on the underside of his race car bed

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