Leaping Lenny poffo/the genius ... Your real poetic and not all that cocky about it you've been doing this soo long it's like a routine although people outside of wrestling don't give you any credit for your art...

The sandman ... Always got a beer and cigarette in your hand and people are suprised your not missing any noticeable teeth... Your engaged in an emotional story line involving a child as raven is claiming to be the father... You'll use any weapon to win a fight and are generally fucked up to mask some past pain... Your collection of MC Hammer pants are at a Guinness book of world records compacity

I don't know who Scott norton is but it sounds right.

@Frank Metts

Owen hart but not the real Owen hart the one Jason sensation mocked with DX
http://i42.tinypic.com/21jua6u.jpg

Your stuck on being serious even though you want to joke around a lot ... You haven't fell from scaffolding to your death even though I'm sensing some members wish that upon you... You never wrestled but learned the art of communication and use it to your advantage when need be.. You will forever be known as a nugget even though you claim your not

http://i39.tinypic.com/2cfutsi.jpg. Quiet big dude from the nwo

Looooool

Yo!

I want my serious one now frank

I know your a man but you have to be Alicia Fox and I know you wouldn't want it any other way

Lmao

Touche.

I am pleased by this.

I'm untold lolz. Been the same name since 2003. Just not active on this site till this past year. Been everywhere else tho. Mostly RB, RV, PR and BBoys for a time each.

That dude is fucking huge. Everyone just imagine me as this guy from now on.

I always did tbh.

OK, thank you.

Also, who is the actual Owen Hart?

Bret harts brother. He fell from a sling scaffold thing to his death at an event.

Scott hall/big Scott hall/the diamond stud/razor Ramon and you also once went by the name starship coyote ... You talk with a fake ass accent even though you spent a lot of time growing up white... You have had issues with alcohol and have lost and gain weight like crazy because of your alcoholic induced laziness... I'm pretty sure after your done with tooth picks you flick them at people no matter how and your halitosis has got gotten and call them chico for no reason...


In all seriousness you are the mouth of the south jimmy hart... When you yell in your microphone the all caps button is locked and you have no reason speaking to most of the people the way you do but you get a pass and no one can remember why ... Your managerial skills are no where near bobby heenans but someone how you slid your way into winning combinations time and time again ... One day you will think your cool enough to wear dark sunglasses and a Rollie fingers type stache soul patch combo all the time but people will just think your blind and try to shave yourself

Who would be kane (with mask) and who would be scotty too hotty?

Sure

Mask means your hiding something so think of those who don't reveal their identity but are dark and mysterious

And Scotty 2 Hotty is prob real talk detour ... Colorado MC with braids ... Country boy doing the worm and break dancing.. Neither make sense but it happened

I'm good w/ being The Sandman... that's tight.

Looolololol

Dead@my 2 new ones. Welll played.

Shall I continue ? ... Have to go to work real soon so maybe later tonight

I will read every character u have for me....continue as u see fit lol

I would pick Bags to be more of a Farooq/Bradshaw character

Frank and Joe have to be the Dudley Boyz

sure Frank

Lol. Joe literally looks like bubba

Frank couldnt be dvon tho....hed be more like sign guy or joel gertner lol

dead @ detour being scotty 2 hotty and that being dead on

yo i better be booker t or the hurricane or kurt angle before he was bald g best bet, im edge. a future main eventer tryna find my way

gamble is either rico or billy and chuck when they were gay

VERITAS = NEWJACK

i could see them as the brothers of destruction yo, kane and taker. frank is taker and kane is joe. they always be betraying each other and fighting but at thr end of the day, they fam. kane killed taker like 3 times and taker dont hold grudges

nah u more of a Damien Sandow g

In @Frank Metts

VERITAS = NEWJACK TRUST ME HOMEY.

Lold at kane killed taker 3times an taker dont hold.grudges lolol

Too true.

I wanted to cry when kane put taker in that coffin an set him on fire at the rumble


I felt betrayed.

WHYYYY KANE?!?!? THATS UR BROTHERRRR

kane buried that nigga alive at survivor series too, kane such a bitch to taker and taker always save kane's ass. unmasked kane is a rapist tho, he set jim ross on fire b and they left his hair on some how to catch a predator "barely maintaining a hairline near the back of his head" shit to emphasize his rapist stature before he went bald

Great thread.

LMFAOOOOOOO...I was locked up for possession of military firearms...they hit me with 6 felony counts...star witness fled the state tho an they had to drop it down to some bullshit...but yeah that shit made CNN...

Who am I @ Frank Metts

Lol I agree

Me